The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

Love the symptom spotting tooth and kurama, fx for you both.

Love that MrsE's cat has made the bfp list

Thanks for stats update Kitty!

I'm def SYMPTOM spotting. I'm normally miserable with cramps from cd21/22. I had a crampy day on Friday (cd23), but since then nothing except very sore boobs! AF due on Wednesday. Good sign?

Thanks kitty for stats update

I get 2 goes on this bus so bfp due May 28th!!

well now im confused. af due today,and ive been like clockwork on the clomid, yet no af yet and the bfn this morn..... ive been feeling really down apart from the few hours i was playing with my friends "little squidgy" 6month old lad.

It's late for implantation if that's what it is, am 14 DPO. But bodies don't run like clockwork :)

Sounds good serenity!! Try to hold out until wednesday. If it is implantation bleeding, you'll need a couple of days for hcg to rise. fx for you!!

It's taking all my willpower not to test. AF due Wednesday, brown CM all day today. Slightly worried because I have a UTI which isn't good. But the brown is def from my vagina and not in my urine or anything. It's not enough to use a tampon but there is quite a bit- just the way there is lots of CM when you're ovulating.

I'm taking it as a good sign :)

We have just started our DTD-athon. I'm on CD9 and have ov symptoms but not good ones like ewcm, more like horrid crampy-bloaty ones

Question: why do my boobs swell after ov? It'd be much better before, when I have to seduce DH every day!

Welcome MiniLop love the name!

Hanflan glad you're having a good break and glad you did too spinning

Hi Chandlers I don't think you can get preseed but you can get ConceivePlus which is the same kind of thing. You should be able to get the Softcups. They seem to have thermometers but they are only 1dp and you need 2 for accuracy. Can you get amazon deliveries in Thailand? That's where I get all my stuff!

Chandler you definitely get soft cups and preseed or conceive plus. Don't know about the thermometer but I expect someone else will know.

Hanflan, pleased you're enjoying your break. We're just back from our weekend and had a lovely time. Sorry for the bfn. I hate disappointing dp every month.

Hi all! I haven't checked in for a few days as I am on a mini break with DH at the moment. Having a lovely time and it has distracted me from symptom spotting etc. However, I am now 14 dpo and BFN this morning. Arse. Suppose I should just sit back and wait for AF to show her ugly face! Oh well. Still early days so trying not to let it bother me too much. DH is more disappointed than me I think! Bless him

Hiya MiniLop, welcome!

Fingers, that really isn't good enough! Call them back and demand a telephone chat with the doctor at the very least.

Ladies, I'm coming back home to the UK for a two week holiday next month and I want to pick up some of the things you've all been recommending/using as getting it to be delivered to Thailand is really hit and miss!! I want to buy a basal thermometer, Preseed and Softcups so that I'm all prepared if I'm not lucky on my next cycle. If I go to a big Boots branch will I be able to get all of these things? I'll be in Central London a lot so hoping this shouldn't be too hard! The websites aren't very clear as to what is stocked where though. Really grateful to hear if anyone knows!! Thanks!!

Hi Mini and welcome to the crazy bus, good luck

Ooh Sazzle, so exciting! Wow 20weeks already. Please come and tell us how the scan goes and share a pic with us

Just got a smiley face on a cb opk! Line wasn't as dark on ic which is odd! Anyway we'll dtd later, have just told dp and he said 'oh no, not more!!' Haha

Hi everyone, please can I join in?
I've finally convinced DH to start TTC!
A little about me:
I'm 25, been married for 9 months (together for 8 years)
I've been on the pill for the last 8 years, excluding a break of about 18 months in the middle when I was on depo.
I took my last pill this morning, expecting AF probably Friday.
So I guess my first cycle will be in June, after my first 'proper' AF??
Nice to meet you all! x

Hi spinning, I'm 20 weeks now, but my scan is next monday - a week today! and i'll be 21 weeks then. Think we will find out what we are having this time, we didn't last...but nice for ds to bond with baby i reckon! I'm going boy again...I'm pretty sure - all feels the same!
Good luck with the preseed!

Thanks for stats mrsG, good to hear of a bfp without the shagathon! Preseed seems to be working well on the May bus

Fingers, feel free to rant!! That really isn't good enough! I would book an appointment to go and see doc and discuss results with him.

Hi Sazzle and thanks

How are you? Have you had your 20week scan yet, do you k ow what you're having?

Just eaten a whole Easter egg while ranting and now feel sick

Rant alert

Just phoned the Drs for my blood test results.

Drs has marked my tests as no further action required or something like that and when I asked for my actual readings. They can't give them as they are not medically trained. Didn't ask her to interpret them just give me the numbers

What is that supposed to mean anyway. The tests were to check my female hormones that they were functioning but also to check progesterone.

Sorry ladies no one else I can talk to. Over 100 days since AF visited last I just want to know what the hell is going on

BFN last Wednesday

Hi ladies - delurking quickly to say congrats to english and ginger too...and hopefully SMF! Nice to see you on here!
Really great news on the bus. Hooray!
Loving Zwanger as a phrase - brilliant

Spinning, good luck buddy with those cups! Glad also you're having a nice holiday x

well no AF today again and now on CD30 and 3 days late . had a goot bit of cramping again this morning and really felt like I was going to come on but when i went to the toilet nothing. Have booked an appointment with my GP for Friday. hoping that will make the witch appear.

Strangely feeling a lot moer relaxed today possible as a result of my meltdown yesterday.

Congrats to all the BFP's!!