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The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

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KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:33

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

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Serenitysutton · 09/05/2014 19:56

Oh tooth, boo hiss. Hurray for bonus though!

toothachereturns · 09/05/2014 19:15

AF due Wednesday too. Aaaaaand all the telltale signs have started. Sad
Cramps. Crabbit. Bloated.
Pretty sure I'm out this month now.
On a plus point, I got paid an 8 % bonus in my salary today so I'm going on a spending spree this weekend as a big 2 fingers up to mother nature. Sad Grin Sad Grin Sad Grin Sad

Serenitysutton · 09/05/2014 19:08

I'm fed up today. AF due Wednesday and I'm
Sure it's coming. Not too much pmt but nothing else either. Where is my bloody baby??!!!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 09/05/2014 19:01

Oh go on add her to the stats, that would be really funny!

MrsEs cat not ttc, no 1,2 &3 upduffed by local ginger tom, while MrsE wasn't looking and busy packing. Edd (some time in June)

She thinks she's the queen in her new bed. She mocking me I tell you! Grin

kurama · 09/05/2014 18:37

english fx for you. mrse awwww I love kittens. wish my 3 were still small Sad the sickie feeling ive had all week went yest Sad but im hardly eating anything and feeling really full.
also Im Not Moving!!!! well at least not for 6 months. so happy.

spinningirl10 · 09/05/2014 18:27

English....keeping fx that af stays away for you.

MrsE....congrats to your cat Grin she should definitely be included In The stats!!

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KittyVonCatsington · 09/05/2014 17:40

Love you too Grin

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 09/05/2014 17:34

Why did I just put kisses on that last post!! Haha!!

EnglishGirlAbroad · 09/05/2014 17:34

Let's do it!! Although now I've committed to it, the bitch is bound to arrive in the morning!! She's not welcome!!
I've also felt my heartbeat in my chest today xx

rambini · 09/05/2014 17:00

Jaha MrsE I was on a course today and had a sneaky catch up on mumsnet and literally laughed out loud at your cats pregnancy announcement Grin
Can we count it towards our monthly stats to boost the bfp numbers a little?!

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KittyVonCatsington · 09/05/2014 16:57

Shall we POAS together then?! I had a wierd sicky feeling too but not the waves of nausea I had last time, a blink and you'll miss it feeling (a couple of times today) Can also feel my heartbeat in my chest/stomach. She's pure evil, AF!!!!!!!!

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 09/05/2014 16:51

Oh Kitty!! Your cycles really are a bit cray arent they!! Will you poas again?
I've decided if my temp is STILL up tomorrow i'll poas. Still got brown discharge.. again not much actually coming out, but there when I poke! Also had this weird sicky feeling today, like an acidy feeling.

Treaclepie19 · 09/05/2014 16:35

Haha MrsE, congrats to your cat!
Eek can't wait to see the pics.

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KittyVonCatsington · 09/05/2014 16:30

Trust you to have a randy cat MrsE. - laughed myself silly reading that, but at the same time thinking, it could only happen to you!!! Love kittens me. Still wish my two were little Grin

Still no AF peeps!!! TMI alert-really MOIST/wet down there (got that word in especially for you Retro !) that is really white/creamy on my pants and toilet paper, but clear and wet when I test with my finger-a new one on me Hmm

Other than that, just feeling really 'full', which is no surprising as there must be a lot of lining waiting being so late in the cycle but I can't help feeling the bloating could be something else. Too scared to get another BFN.

Limbo sucks!!!! On yer Bike mother nature!

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gennibugs · 09/05/2014 15:23

awwww I'm so envious mrsE. congratulations to the cat!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 09/05/2014 13:33

Thankyou English, never thought when I hopped on the buses that my cat would be the one to get a bfp! Grin

EnglishGirlAbroad · 09/05/2014 13:06

Congratulations MrsE's cat!! That's hilarious and massively cute!! I love kittens! I'd be tempted to keep them all, but will be lovely for your dsis. Smile

MrsExtraOrdinary · 09/05/2014 11:53

Ive never had a litter of kittens so to speak so hoping all will be ok. The children will be heartbroken if anything goes wrong. But vet says she's very healthy. So keeping fx.

MrsExtraOrdinary · 09/05/2014 11:49

Oh yes I'll be posting pics. She's very pretty half Bengal so I'm hoping the kittens will be too. Anyway let's face it all kittens are cute. The good thing about this is, my dsis cat died 2 weeks ago age 14. Dsis wasn't able to have any more dc after her first so her cats became her sudo babies. I've offered her first refusal. She's rather over the moon.

We think it's just 2 kittens. Envy

Lol at preseed! Grin Clearly she's gone and done it just to rub it in Wink at least the kittens will keep my mind off babies for a couple of months!

Stepawayfromthezebras · 09/05/2014 11:17

Squee! I take it you'll be posting pics Mrs??!!

MissMrsMummy · 09/05/2014 10:55

Oh Mrs that has made me chuckle!

I went to a farm yesterday and it was the sow's due date! Jealous.

ChandlersFarang · 09/05/2014 10:52

Mrs: we're gonna need the cat's stats!! What was her secret? Softcups? Preseed?!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 09/05/2014 10:19

Just popping in, to add insult to injury, my cat is pregnant. EnvyShock Envyshe will give birth on moving day, knowing my luck. Blush

Stepawayfromthezebras · 09/05/2014 09:01

Happy Friday :) FX for you Waffley!

I hate the 2WW with a passion! I was being very good and avoiding caffeine and alcohol this cycle but caved in with a massive G&T yesterday and a super strong cup of coffee this morning. Roll on the 20th!

kurama · 09/05/2014 08:56

I suppose it could be. yer im not testing now unless af is late as all ics are now gone and only got 3 frers and 4 cb ones left.... still feeling really down and shitty tho.
every part of my body hurts today but I know why and its my own fault lol. havnt been eating much this last week so arthiritis is flaring upSad Sad Sad fmlAngry