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The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

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KittyVonCatsington · 30/04/2014 22:33

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

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macmissy · 13/05/2014 09:00

Retro I had a similar interview & I didn't get it (which was even worse!) try to behave like they don't know you & answer questions in full, I didn't and didn't get it - I had been doing the job for 2.5 years so I was devastated!

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toothachereturns · 12/05/2014 20:41

Aw Serenity. Sad Sneaky Bitch AF. We need a Grrrrrrrr smily!

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KittyVonCatsington · 12/05/2014 20:38
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EnglishGirlAbroad · 12/05/2014 20:31

Sorry Serenity! She really is a fucking bitch.... an unwelcome one too!! I second Kitty's suggestion on gin!! And lot of it!
Good luck with the interview Retro, i'm sure you'll smash it!

Serenitysutton · 12/05/2014 20:26

Thank you kitty you're lovely

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KittyVonCatsington · 12/05/2014 20:26

Bloody hell! 980 posts already! We're going to need another thread!

Gosh, sound as if I'm talking like Robin as in "Holy Batman, we're gonna need another bus!"

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RetroHippy · 12/05/2014 20:23

Thanks Kitty. I'm dreading it even though I'm trying not to care too much. If I don't get it it won't be the end of the world, but it would be humiliating! Got a mental week too, going to be in need of Wine by the weekend. or a bfp

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KittyVonCatsington · 12/05/2014 20:17

Virtual hug Serenity-she isn't fair and in fact, downright cruel at times. Get yourself a hot water bottle, cup of hot chocolate and a hug from DH.

Or, if you want the hard stuff, you have my permission to down a gin. Straight Wine. Grin

You're safe from me Retro-wrong key stage! Good luck duck!

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lindamagoo · 12/05/2014 20:04

I've messaged you back spinning Smile

RetroHippy · 12/05/2014 19:59

I'm doing an after school club the day before with one of the interview panel... They must already have an opinion of me.

Awkward.

Still, it's for the ever elusive 'permanent contract', so will be really good if I get it.

Serenitysutton · 12/05/2014 19:58

Fuck fuck fuck there is more blood now, fresher. I've never had spotting in my 16 years of periods and the bastard tricked me this month. AF isn't even due until Wednesday. I guess I'll know tomorrow for sure that I'm out. CRY

TinyPawz · 12/05/2014 19:55

Retro I've had interviews like that before and it is odd as a frig. Very hard to sell yourself to people you are friendly and who know how you work. Good luck and try not to burst out laughing (not that I did that or anything)

RetroHippy · 12/05/2014 19:50

Evening. Should really update my stats since I ov-d on the 5th...

RetroHippy ttc no 1, Bike 6, AF due 21st May.

Not confident enough for 'bfp due', pretty convinced we missed it.

On the upside, I do have an interview Friday. For the job I'm currently doing Hmm. Going to be very odd being interviewed by a bunch of people who already know me!

Treaclepie19 · 12/05/2014 19:50

Hehehe, can MrsE's Cat come and join the A/N thread?!? :p

Brummiegirl15 · 12/05/2014 19:50

I'm sooooo bored of waiting for 18th May. So what did I do at weekend? Yep, I POAS!! And I flipping wonder why a week early its a BFN.....

FFS

Come ON 18th May

toothachereturns · 12/05/2014 19:47

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys a break from dtd! DH would be at it constantly if I let him. Grin

EnglishGirlAbroad · 12/05/2014 19:45

Thanks for the Stats Kitty! Fair play to all the Bike's on it! Must have taken ages!! And love MrsE's cat being on the list!!
Fingers - i'd def speak to the doctor about your results. And what could be making your cycles so long.

gennibugs · 12/05/2014 19:13

Evening all

Thanks for the stats. I've been lurking as not much to report except I think the dumb pregnacare tablets have messed with my cycle.

Normally ov cd 10/11, now cd 14 and nothing. I've felt very cramps and bloats today though so perhaps this is it.....

We are still dtd ing like mad but not sure how much more we can both last Smile

Roll on the tww, a cup of tea and master chef in bed lol

MrsExtraOrdinary · 12/05/2014 19:12

My cat and I are very proud she made it to the stats! Grin

spinningirl10 · 12/05/2014 19:09

Linda if you check in here I've sent you a pm Grin

toothachereturns · 12/05/2014 19:08

And pmsl at the cat on the May bus!Grin

MiniLop · 12/05/2014 19:07

Woo hoo I'm in the stats! So exciting!
Thanks kitty!

toothachereturns · 12/05/2014 19:07

Lol spinning I promised I wouldn't do this as I don't feel like I ovulated at all this month anyway. So I suppose that could explain the lack of af cramps? Who knows. Sad

toothachereturns · 12/05/2014 19:03

Kurama very frustrating! Confused