and it showed two lines immediately. OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!
Regular but namechanged for obvious reasons. I am well over 40 and thought this was way behind me.
2 kids, both heading out of primary school pretty soon. Years of fertility issues and multiple miscarriages means no contraception for nearly TWO DECADES and suddenly I realise being 5 days late might not be because of a perimenopause and I had better pee on a stick.
Always wanted lots of kids but gave up on that years ago. Looking to move house which we can barely afford to docas it is but have to for various reasons and just booked a big holiday.
Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DH at work. Several children on playdates at my house for the rest of the day. Am trying to cook whilst staying serene and not screaming out OMFG I AM AN OLD FAT AND PREGNANT WOMAN every time they ask me to turn on the x box.
With my history it probably won't stick around anyway but i am extremely nervous about the bottles of wine consumed over the last few weeks. Bottles. Not glasses. Bottles. Shit.
Now what???