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Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.

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cowbiscuits · 09/04/2014 12:23

So I couldn't find a May thread, so I thought I'd start one for all of us who have dropped off the April thread.

Aunty arrived this morning so I 've just started cycle 4. TTC #2. Just had a long cycle so if this is the same length my most fertile time will be over Easter weekend.

So I might go all pagan and invoke some Spring fertility goddess. Or something. Or piss on some sticks.

?? Good luck, Spring Goddesses.

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 28/04/2014 06:10

Hurrah!! Ff has finally determined ovulation on cd21, so now I'm 4dpo and hoping everything is going to plan inside. Come on little blastocyst!!

kurama · 27/04/2014 23:41

I thinks the prices are about £20/£50 but coming on offer at £35 /£70..... lol

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 22:27

MOIST GUSSET

Becter1985 · 27/04/2014 22:26

Re: Disgusting word fancyacupoftea I can't think of one, but will steal the word my DH finds disgusting which is Gusset LOL Grin

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 22:18

Lol well if you'd posted the price kurama I'd have been swayed by that!

kurama · 27/04/2014 22:06

i think i like the 1st one but maybe thats coz its the cheapest! im really hoping that the pains and sickness do actually mean something and not that im gonna have a bloody phantom again. if i did ov on cd10 then in 5dpo Dragon roaar!Grin

victoria401 · 27/04/2014 21:54

Stupidly reading about 'breakthrough bleeding' coz of my 1 day af!

Got into bed at 8pm tonight feeling crappy :-( am actually under the duvet with my clothes on drinking wine. Did an online quiz and I have self diagnosed myself with 'infertility depression' :-(

EnglishGirlAbroad · 27/04/2014 20:31

Nothing that exciting... But I did spell it wrong.
SLUICE: wash or rinse freely with a stream or shower of water.

My DH uses it all the time when rinsing the dishes. It just sound horrible!!

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 20:20

Is it a special fanny waxing thing English?

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 20:20

WTF is sluce?!

lindamagoo · 27/04/2014 20:07

PUS, ewwwwwww

EnglishGirlAbroad · 27/04/2014 20:00

Hi Betcter!

SLUCE. vom

lindamagoo · 27/04/2014 19:53

Kurama I had one similar to the 3rd for ds 2 and he didn't like it, when its switched on the rocking sound is annoying and made him cry

lindamagoo · 27/04/2014 19:49

Hi Becter, good luck to you Smile

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 19:46

2nd and 3rd one are my faves kurama!

kurama · 27/04/2014 19:44

oooh and hopefully my dragon pendant will arrive just in time for me testing on 3rd may (suppost to be going to a tribute band that night) so need to know if i can drink or not but im not gonna be able too!

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 19:44

Ewwwwww secretion Milk secretion is pretty weird.

Hi Becter! Any disgusting words for us?

Hibou7688 · 27/04/2014 19:44

Apologies for posting before reading back up! Had a few days off mumsnet, tues night when I got a solid smiley, we argued and didn't dtd. I got annoyed, slept im other room.

Then weds I had lots of ewcm when I wiped. I'm clinging on to a tiny bit of hope that dtd on sat and sun will have maybe worked, but I know it's very doubtful and feeling very..meh. Sad. Gonna read back now and hopefully find lots of bfps!!

kurama · 27/04/2014 19:41

right ive been looking at stuff again. coz this sickness ive now had all day obvs means im preggo! Grin so id like you opinions on which baby bouncer you guys like???? coz i cant decide between the 3! the 3rd pic is the one i missed out on at carboot last sunday.

Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.
Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.
Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.
Becter1985 · 27/04/2014 19:39

Hi Ladies, Can I join?

28, TTC #1, cycle 2, BFP due 24th May Smile

Good luck everyone!!! X

lindamagoo · 27/04/2014 19:37

Defo don't want to go there again.

SECRETION. Hate that word

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 19:34
MrsExtraOrdinary · 27/04/2014 19:24

I also shudder Linda at Prolapse! Don't want to go there again Shock

fancyacupoftea · 27/04/2014 19:24

Eeeeeek sorry Linda! Literal and figurative sore spot I hit there!

MINGE

lindamagoo · 27/04/2014 19:15

Tightly crossing my legs at PROLAPSE! Just had a prolapse repair op, ouch, lol.