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Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 2!!

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Owlie84 · 03/04/2014 11:53

Here we go, all aboard!!

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Nordicmom · 08/04/2014 16:39

Oh choccy , I hope that's a positive although I don't know how to read these tests I've never used them . 5 dpo is so early. Isn't that earliest pretty much u can have implantation ?I wish u luck !!!

Choccywoccydodah · 08/04/2014 16:26

So sorry to gate crash ladies! How are we all??
Have been keeping my head down for the last few weeks, however on compulsion, I have tested this afternoon at 5dpo and I got this. Please tell me I'm not seeing things! But surely this is impossible???

Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 2!!
Spotti · 08/04/2014 16:21

Loving that quote Jo. It's kind of similar to "what's for you, won't go by you" (or "whatever will be, will be " - same meaning lol).

Consiciously making an effort to not try too hard this cycle is getting harder by the day! I'm making point of not counting down the days 'til AF/BFP but I'm quietly aware that the day is creeping closer and closer and I'm getting the urge to POAS. I won't I'm potentially almost 2 weeks away anyway, if I have a 35 days cycle like the last 2 but it is sooooooo tempting!

Going to go take the doggies out and then see my pony to take my mind off the temptation...

lindamagoo · 08/04/2014 16:06

So sorry Jo Thanks Hope you are ok? Love that wee quote Smile

Jo178 · 08/04/2014 15:17

Hi ladies, hopping back on to lurk until the May bus comes along.
Got my bfp exactly a week ago today but now having fading hpts and faint brown spotting so assuming a chemical. Hmm

Living by this quote I found on one of the other boards, "Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end."
Onwards and upwards! Good luck to everyone testing.

PolytheneGirl · 08/04/2014 15:11

Thanks Zebra

ZebraZeebra · 08/04/2014 15:06

AF came. Stupid period. Fingers crossed to the rest of you - let's get some BFPs!

xBlueberry88x · 08/04/2014 14:43

mmmm you should try the caramel wispas just eating one now.

welcome back missmrs sorry about the bfn

Afternoon everyone else, works really getting on my nerves now grrrr cant wait to finish for the day!!! If I end up bursting into tears at work itll be so embarressing with the big window we have lol

lindamagoo · 08/04/2014 14:42

Oh god yeah English, I find the first half of the cycle a total drag. Only on cd3 Hmm already marked all the days in my calendar when I think we should dtd, lol, but I think we might insem on some of them...

Treaclepie19 · 08/04/2014 14:40

Fingers crossed, you're not out yet :)
Haha, we made them at school so obviously had to do them at home too ;)

English I felt like that this month! Oooh, chocolate hot cross buns sound yummy!
Listening to Enrique and talking on here is much more interesting than doing my work...

EnglishGirlAbroad · 08/04/2014 14:32

Sorry for the bfn MissMrs, but glad you had a lovely holiday.
Anyone else find the wait from af to ov feels longer then the tww??!! Only on cd 5!!

On non ttc news - M&S have chocolate hot cross buns!! Yum!

MissMrsMummy · 08/04/2014 14:29

Ps good work on the cornflake cakes! I need some comfort food!

MissMrsMummy · 08/04/2014 14:29

Hi Treacle! Me too... maybe it's just not showing yet but I have spotting again and cramps Sad

Treaclepie19 · 08/04/2014 14:27

Don't apologise Blueberry, we are here to listen! :)
Kitty the wait is long :( Although I am sure my LP is only about 10 days so might be a normal cycle length.
Haha I love the idea of Lindt penis dragons, we should suggest it! I love the bunnies... Currently eating my 3rd, yes 3rd cornflake cake...
Easter will not make me put the weight I've lost back on... I hope :P

Hi MissMrs :) Lovely to hear from you and glad you had a good time. Sorry to hear about your BFN :( I thought this was your month. Maybe taking a while to show up?

We need some BFP's!

MissMrsMummy · 08/04/2014 14:17

Yes we had a great time, thanks mainly because we thought we were pg

Even though it's a bfn, at least my Lp is a bit longer, so the B6 must be working Smile

Now got to work on making cm less acidic Hmm Grapefruit was no good as it gave me acid reflux!

PolytheneGirl · 08/04/2014 13:54

Did you have a good one missmrs? Sorry about the bfn. I think I'm heading the same way. AF due on Thursday and I've just started with the cramps! I will not test, I will not test, I will not test

lindamagoo · 08/04/2014 13:53

Welcome back MissMrs, sorry about the bfn, hope you had a nice time away though Smile

MissMrsMummy · 08/04/2014 13:29

I'm back! Welcomed home by a bfn and I think AF is coming... At least she didn't invite herself on my holiday lol.

Really thought we'd done it this month Sad

How is everyone? I've got loads of reading back to do!

xBlueberry88x · 08/04/2014 13:16

Sorry for being depressing lol.

Works getting on my nerves today and I just got off the phone to someone whos annoying and felt like crying.

Waiting is the worst bit im usually around 28 day cycle so AF should appear a week today booo.

Kitty I could really do with some chocolate right now might have to shut the office and run up to the shop lol

KittyVonCatsington · 08/04/2014 13:00

SYMPTOMS sound positive, blueberry - FX that there is some goodness coming out of a sad situation-your poor boss.

The wait is looooong isn't it Treacle? Might have to go and find some early Easter chocolate from somewhere...wonder Lindt do Easter Penis Dragons as well as bunnies...?

Treaclepie19 · 08/04/2014 12:36

Sorry so many people are feeling sad today :(
I'm cd20/21 today. Should be a 29 day cycle bit due to ovulating late i guess it will be more like 34 which would be long for me.

xBlueberry88x · 08/04/2014 11:23

Morning everyone,

Crappy day today feeling nauseous, weird poking pain in right hand of stomach.

Found out that my boss has lymphoma hes only in his late 30's, works going to be hard an tiring for a while as hes barely in poor man.

Just want to curl up in a ball today.

CD 19/20 today.

Blondie276 · 08/04/2014 11:09

Hoping everyone's ok today- and the sun is shining! I'm on cd 14 and have Dtd every day for last 3 days. Had what I thought was OV pains last night so no idea when likely ov'd in relation to pains??
I'm not opk as wanting to try without first as didn't use them with DD.
To those awaiting AF I hope they stay away.
I tested on the day my AF was due with my DD and the line was really really faint and before then was bpn so the shows not over til the witch arrives! Hope that gives some hope as I ended up testing 4 days in a row with dd as I wasn't convinced!
Good luck to us all! :)

EnglishGirlAbroad · 08/04/2014 11:02

Fingers crossed Zebra, hopefully there'll be a more obvious line Ina couple of days.

Sorry you're feeling stressed cth, it's so hard when you dread going to work everyday.

With OPKs ladies, remember positive OPK doesn't mean ov day.... It's likely to be the day after or two days after that you actually ovulate. Hence why SMEP stipulates that you DTD eod until +tive OPK, then 3 days, miss a day and DTD once more. This way there should hopefully be plenty of swimmers waiting to meet your egg.

Hope those who are feeling down, feel better soon. Those close to BFPs, sit tight, everything (except my legs) is crossed for you

kurama · 08/04/2014 10:31

just coz im special and after finding out 2 ppl I know both younger are expecting dc1 and dc2 respectively I decided to poas this morn. even tho not due till sun. unsurprisingly I got a bfnAngry . hope everyone else is having a better start to the day..Smile

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