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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

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Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:27

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

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nosaint · 16/03/2014 09:26

visualises pale pink rose quartz glowing aura around bus to raise fertility vibration for all aboard who will get pregnant so easily they hardly realise how it happened <

This bus is in flow!

broodysnoopstie · 16/03/2014 09:15

Thanks for new bus. No change here Cycle day 40 af 7 days late. bfn. thinking of you choccy

Treaclepie19 · 16/03/2014 09:14

7dpo today, I have resisted the urge to POAS so far :)

Sorry for the BFN's :( keep testing!!!

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 16/03/2014 08:34

Wow - another new bus!! Takes a seat somewhere near the middle. Don't know when I'm off as not sure I even ovulated. If I did I'll be of in 3/4 days anyway!
Sorry for yet more bfns. After the initial good start, momentum has slowed! Come on BFPs!!

Kitty, it's perfectly likely the early mc has just thrown your hormones a bit. Don't worry.

nosaint · 16/03/2014 08:34

I think we need more virile looking penis dragons to bring on the BFPs... ;-)

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 07:57

Haha! Thank you Spotti. Google is Great!

It does look a little melty...

KittyVonCatsington · 16/03/2014 07:56

CD19 for me and still flashing smiley on OPK. Second line not as dark as it has been when taking the stick out. CD19 for past three cycles has been ovulation day for me, so hoping on hope this nausea comes with some pains soon (never thought I'd be saying that!) dreading the thought I might be one of the ladies who doesn't ovulate after an e m/c. Come on dragon penis-give me some Shamrock!!!!!!!

Spotti · 16/03/2014 07:46

Ha ha ha. Nearly chocked on my cake then!

Zermatt · 16/03/2014 07:44

On my little mobile screen it looks like a penis shaped turd :)

Spotti · 16/03/2014 07:42

Nope, not possible Retro! Google is infinite!

Found this just now. The description said "fertility symbol bronze, bronze with depiction of dragon". In my own words, that says "bronze dragon penis. Symbol of fertility" Wink.

Can't quite remember the exact reason why penis dragons became our mascots, but it seems that they really are believed to be good for fertility!

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 07:37

I feel the need for a penis dragon too-up. I fear we may have exhausted Google's supply though.

BearsInMotion · 16/03/2014 07:35

Morning! TTC #2 here, first (real!) attempt, BFP due 24 March!

Sorry to hear about the BFNs :(

Spotti · 16/03/2014 07:34

sulkily stomps off to the back of the bus< (technically not even meant to be on this bus, but I'm feeling rebellious and have come along for the ride...and a giggle Wink).

Come on choccy bean!

Sorry about AF rambini and retro. I have cake if you'd like to share? I'm smothering mine in chocolate spread this morning...so messy but oh so yummy Grin.

Are we having more dragons on this bus?

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 07:25

Bad luck rambini Sad Flowers

I'm going for it next month despite the dates (similar to yours I'd imagine). I'm relying on the continuing major inconvenience of Christmas birthdays to guarantee up-duffing!

rambini · 16/03/2014 07:09

Morning all, BFN here Sad
Pretty sure I am out. 11 dpo, BFN with frer, and woke up with the familiar cramps and backache which I always get 3 days before AF. Feeling fed up now, as we are taking a break next month to avoid a xmas baby (dates mean it would be due xmas eve). skulks off to sulk and cry in bed for a while
Better luck to any others poas

toots123 · 16/03/2014 06:28

Thanks for the new thread!! :)

Today is my fifth flashing smiley so surely I'll ov in the next few days. Then we can start the tww together kitty

the cat woke us up but im going back to sleep haha

MrsGingerbread · 16/03/2014 06:28

Oh posh new bus! Yay! I'm expecting af sometime next week (date now not certain due to cycle lengthening effects of folic acid! ), so I guess I need to sit front/middleish.

MrsE wow, what a story. Thank you for sharing it with us.

Brings out pom poms for choccy I really hope that your little cocoa bean is sticky!

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 06:21

Trying not to get my hopes up now Kitty!

Jealous of your pre-ov nausea. I'd love some sort of symptom so I know it's happening without peeing on numerous sticks. This month I just got grumpy, picked a fight with DH and missed DTD the day before Hmm. It's like natural contraception!

KittyVonCatsington · 16/03/2014 06:12

Morning! Still sitting on the back row but moved to the middle seats!

Feeling nauseous this morning so ovulation must be round the corner (always feel nauseous around ovulation-bloody progesterone!)

Come on ChoccyBean!! Shamrock

Retro-in the voices of Tess and Brucie..."Keeeeeep Testing!"

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 06:04

Gooooooooooooo Choccybean!

kurama · 16/03/2014 06:03

Cheering on little choccybean to stick more so as my brain has just clicked that I remember choccy from when I was on the busses last time before I had to take a couple months break. Go choccy Go :) clomid cycle 2 day 1 begins Grin oh and my bug seems to be leaving a lot sooner than dhs did hehe

RetroHippy · 16/03/2014 05:50

am I the first?

Just POAS. Bfn. And my temps dropped this morning so I think my 'triphasic rise' was just me being ill. Hey-ho. I suppose it was a bit much to expect dream house and bfp in one week.

Good luck to those still to test.

Zermatt · 16/03/2014 05:48

My AF is due tomorrow or Tues I think, have symptoms of it so expect to be on the April bus soon

Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:52

No problem! Thanks Kate :)

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katecupoftea · 15/03/2014 23:51

Just copied it and amended Sunshine's stats, I will let the more competent stats-keepers take over coughkittycough