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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

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Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:27

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

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Spotti · 17/03/2014 21:36

I am so glad it's not just me going "ooh...eeeeeee...ow! >cringe

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:35

I'm Envy that your boobs are big enough to lean on. I'd need to ask someone else to lean on mine!

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:35

I know! So brave. I think I'd be having nightmares forever.

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:34

Yes first one, on second month trying, first month coincided with my wedding so due to stress/busy stuff in the lead up we missed the window so to speak.

I was leaning on my boob earlier. I got excited that it hurt then realised. Leany boob not a symptom, same as pokey boob.

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:32

OW OW FEELING HER C-SECTION OW OW

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:30

nosaint, Cat Stevens and Spring are brilliant symptoms Grin

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:29

Nothing boob related no matter how much I poke them

Sticking with Thursday to test as yesterday's was bfn. 4th cycle trying, but I've been waiting to try for years. It's certainly been an excercise in patience.

What about you? Is this your first?

nosaint · 17/03/2014 21:27

Loving the symptom spotting, Retro. My list:

Crying when listening to Cat Stevens
Gained weight
Boobs occasionally painful
It's springtime

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:26

Those are some good symptoms you've good! How are your boobs?

I did some serious symptom spotting last month and think it just falsely got my hopes up so just making a joke of it this time. EVERYTHING'S A SYMPTOM.

Bugger all this weekend. OH will have to hide the sticks.

When are you next testing? How long you been trying now?

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 21:25

Not the news I wanted to check back and see Choccy. I feel so utterly sorry for you. You've been through the mill!! Sending you a big virtual hug. You will get there, stay strong and look after yourself, enjoy a glass of wine or two! And what a lovely couple of holidays you have to look forward to. We'll be here to support you when every you need. Rant away.

KittyVonCatsington · 17/03/2014 21:24

I still have a really really dry mouth-ever since yesterday afternoon. No matter how much I drink, I can get rid! Probably means I'm chronically low in oestrogen or something Hmm Symptoms, shmymptons!!!!

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:18

And Grin at constipation and hunger being SYMPTOMS at 2dpo! Makes me feel better for doing it at 13.

So far:
Less spots than usual
Ill. Very, very ill. This cold/flu has gone on forever
Hungry
Wide awake early am
Sleepy early pm
Hungry
Peeing
Crying at adverts
Hungry

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:14

And the tears. Don't forget the tears!

SYMPTOM!

That first ten days seem like a million years. What plans do you have this weekend to take your mind off the 2ww?

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:05

Only 2dpo.

So probably in about 2 days. That is the way of the penis dragonners.

Peeing 4 times? SYMPTOM!

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:03

I cried all the way through 'What to Expect When You're Expecting' this afternoon. Blush

And had to pee at least four times.

When are you planning to POAS Kate?

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:00

Yes Retro! Still yet to cry though at an episode.

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 20:59

IT'S ALL SYMPTOMS impatience!

Along with the hunger I have constipation. Deffo preggo innit.

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 20:59

Anyone else about to settle down to OBEM? I find it fascinating and vaguely horrifying! I figure if it doesn't put me off I must be broody Grin

barmybunting · 17/03/2014 20:13

Choccy I am so very sorry to see your update today. It is just utterly shit, life really is not fair nor does is make sense at times.

Your travel plans sound fabulous. Something to look forward so and focus on is a really good idea.

I'm sending you a hug, and hoping you have much Wine or Brew this evening, depending on what you prefer.

impatienceisavirtue · 17/03/2014 20:13

Oh and I'm bloody symptom spotting AGAIN. I will never learn. To add to the insomnia and crankiness I now also have had an outbreak of bad skin. Just like I did last month.....

impatienceisavirtue · 17/03/2014 20:13

Ooo they're still on BOGOF? I know where DH will be sent after work tomorrow Grin

Choccy I am so sorry to hear that - I hope you all have a fab time.

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 20:07

What a lovely daydream Kitty. I feel like us dragon ladies have really bonded, how fantastic would it be to all manage to get on the a/n bus at the same time. And especially those who have been trying for so long.

KittyVonCatsington · 17/03/2014 20:02

Got my BOGOF FRER today

So did I Grin last two twin packs on the shelf as well! Prob won't even need them till next cycle anyway...

Eeesh! I've got to stop feeling negative. Besides, I can't bear it when I hear of the BFNs-I want everyone to get a BfP together and move over to the antenatal clubs at the same time. Sometimes I daydream this happens...

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 19:53

Sorry, that appears to be a link within a link. I'm not very good at this...

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 19:52

double the fun

Not particularly inspiring size-wise, but I think we've used most of them!

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