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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 17:24

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

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PolytheneGirl · 13/03/2014 21:42

Oh no Retro I hope you're ok x

Sparrowlegs248 · 13/03/2014 21:41

P.s. What do you reckon about exercise? I do quite a bit but have got it into my head that my body pump class tomorrow is a bad idea....

broodysnoopstie · 13/03/2014 21:40

I am going a bit mad Yep! I haven't been on the pill since July so don't think its that my cycles average 33 days.. Thanks Choccy that gives me hope!! Smile

PolytheneGirl · 13/03/2014 21:40

DH just came home from 5-a-side with a MASSIVE bar of chocolate for me........and suddenly I remember why I married him and the world is a little less shite! Nomnom!

Sparrowlegs248 · 13/03/2014 21:40

Ugh treacle that sounds awful! I suggest swilling your mouth out with gin. Sure to help.

Ramping up the craziness here. I will be 4 days before AF tomorrow. So could test. But won't.

Oh no. I don't test early. I feel i might struggle not to this month after our monumental better than normal dtd efforts. Surely it must have worked? Goddammit. I knew this would happen. Grr.

retro I have gippy tummy today too, aswell as third day of sore throat.

RetroHippy · 13/03/2014 21:34

And just now I slipped and fell down the stairs Sad, so now with everything else I'm going to have a huge bruise on my bum Angry

DH scooped me off the floor and said I had to be more careful, I might be pregnant! Bless him.

To avoid further injury (and because I cannot stay awake a moment longer) I have gone to bed. Goodnight all.

Hoping for a bfp top-up soon.

EnglishGirlAbroad · 13/03/2014 21:03

Lots of rubbishness going on here today. Hopefully some over indulgence, warm baths and a good nights sleep will make you all feel better. Tomorrow is another day, hope its filled with positivity and some bfps. Sending all who need it a virtual hug!

I have slight cramps... Confused Hmm

Treaclepie19 · 13/03/2014 20:54

Thanks everyone! Its where your normal glands are, in your neck.
Only thing is i also have a massive mouth ulcer and sore throat with it too. Painful!
Never heard of it before, freaked out when my neck started swelling.

KittyVonCatsington · 13/03/2014 20:40

Having a South Park moment...

RetroHippy · 13/03/2014 20:21

And that would be nutters, not butters Blush

All aboard the butter bus!

RetroHippy · 13/03/2014 20:20

Hi MrsExtra, I'm feeling utterly wiped out. I don't know if it's due to the lurgy, or a symptom, or if the hormones have made the lurgy worse... I've decided I probably won't last past 12dpo without POAS Grin

And still have a gyppy stomach, which is obviously a symptom!

Broody, you must be going mad! My second cycle off the pill was 50 days, and there was very little chance I was pg as we'd been using condoms, but I was still going crazy.

Treacle, mouth pain sucks. Nice early night and a liquid supper. Hope you get it sorted soon.

keeping and poly, stick around here pleeease! Then carry on the madness to the April Fools. I hope (again, in the nicest possible way) that I'm not joining you, but if this isn't my month I'm glad I know I've got a nice friendly bus full of butters to hop on.

sazzlehopes · 13/03/2014 20:17

Mrsb - sorry you are having a bad time. Totally normal to feel like that too after the time you've been 'at it'. Sometimes I'd be happy as Larry and all oh it's fine casual approach. And other months I wanted to smash up the place I was so angry with the 'fairness' of it all and my body for letting me down. Can I ask are you just using opk? Only that all I was doing for 10 months and then I bought the cbfm. Not cheap but after 4 months it did 'work'.

Treacle I had that last week but mine was from a cut on my lip that got infected then my gland swelled up. It looked like I'd been in a fight! I got antibiotics and it cleared up after about 5 days xx

PolytheneGirl · 13/03/2014 20:13

Thanks Kitty

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Choccywoccydodah · 13/03/2014 20:00

Broody, that sounds good despite the bfn. With ds I was cd40 before my bfp, so as long as the witch stays always, you're still ok Smile

Sorry some of you are feeling so shite! WineThanks

Wtf is a saliva gland? Where is it? (I know in your mouth!) I'd love to bypass dinner and go straight for the creme egg ice cream!

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KittyVonCatsington · 13/03/2014 20:00

Sorry to hear that, Keeping - pamper yourself tonight; AF can be a right b*tch sometimes.

broodysnoopstie · 13/03/2014 19:49

That should say still getting creamy cm

broodysnoopstie · 13/03/2014 19:49

hello just a little update I'm on Cd37 still getting and still no AF. Tested yesterday & was bfn

PolytheneGirl · 13/03/2014 19:42

My search thing on my app isn't working. Is there an April thread yet? Obviously I'm going to stick around with you lovelies to the terminus, but I'm def going to be hopping on board the next bus. Hope not to see any of you there, in the nicest possible way!

Treaclepie19 · 13/03/2014 19:38

Thanks ladies! :)
I am fed up of it. Feel like just going to bed now!

Keepingmyconvertible · 13/03/2014 19:37

Hi all, when the stats are updated next can someone take me off please as AF arrived 6 days late (got my hopes up too) so I will be joining the April bus. Good luck to you all!

KittyVonCatsington · 13/03/2014 19:31

Second the bath idea-you must be fed up being in pain; sending a virtual creme egg your way, Treacle!!!!

toots123 · 13/03/2014 19:19

Oh no Sad get the feet up and enjoy some tv or a nice bath if you can. Sending hugs xx

Treaclepie19 · 13/03/2014 19:16

Thanks toots :)
I can't eat either which is upsetting me :( got a creme egg ice cream cus my dinner hurt too much!

toots123 · 13/03/2014 19:14

Feel better soon treacle have some Cake

Thanks