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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

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Choccywoccydodah · 07/03/2014 17:24

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

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Treaclepie19 · 11/03/2014 22:00

I'm having the same debate Mrs but you have dtd more than us. Definitely have a rest!

Got my solid smiley on sun, dtd sun and yesterday. (had dtd perviously but not as much as Id have liked). Got horrible ibs cramps tonight so not feeling up for it. Dont spose it will make any difference now.

katecupoftea · 11/03/2014 21:49

Stick your feet up and relax Mrs, no good would come from doing it now anyway! Give your body a rest, seems like you 'got it' on the Sun/Mon if you think you OVd then.

MrsExtraOrdinary · 11/03/2014 21:36

Ok ladies, I need a quick poll! No I don't mean a handy polish man to dtd with....I've got a dilemma!

We've dtd rather a lot, pretty sure I oved Sunday, possibly yesterday. Not checking temps or sticks, just had horrid pain, achy boobs and Monday was cd14. We dtd Friday, Sunday. & Monday. Dh and I have had a tiff! It's completely my fault, but I'm stubborn and don't want to say sorry 2nt. Dh is also flagging and tbh I'm a bit sore! I don't think we've dtd this much since well when we got snowed in Xmas 10' and conceived ds. Am I allowed a night off? Wine I can get a pineapple instead?!

katecupoftea · 11/03/2014 21:21

Okay looking at all the options, none of them seem particularly desirable! makingbabiesprogram.com/tadvice.html

Treaclepie19 · 11/03/2014 21:12

You're probably right English, looking at the questions I don't think it would be good for my anxiety haha.

EnglishGirlAbroad · 11/03/2014 21:07

www.makingbabiesprogram.com/questionnaire/ This is the quiz - not sure its necessarily a good thing. You'll probably diagnose yourself with something awful like i have!

PolytheneGirl · 11/03/2014 21:02

I think with all these p'dragon babies we are all going to be glugging the Gaviscon for 9mnths!

Treaclepie19 · 11/03/2014 20:58

I want to do the quiz!!! :)

Lol our little penis dragons...

PolytheneGirl · 11/03/2014 20:53

Hands up, i admit it, It was me! I'd had a glass or two of wine!

KittyVonCatsington · 11/03/2014 20:53

Oooh, what was the quiz, English??!

EnglishGirlAbroad · 11/03/2014 20:52

Can't wait to join that a/n thread Choccy!! Grin

Spotti · 11/03/2014 20:48

I think it was Poly (or was it...erm...ach, dunno. Someone beginning with a P!)

Spotti · 11/03/2014 20:47

Anyone remember a film called The Pregnancy Pact (or something like that) a few years ago ok, it could have been more than a few, but hey. It was a film made about a real group of girls somewhere in America who all made a pact to get pregnant in their last year of school. We'd be like them! Except we aren't in school... unless you're one of the many teachers on the bus! ...and we're all over the age of 15...ah f*ck, it were nothing like those girls except for the fact that we'd all like to get preggers soon!!!

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Choccywoccydodah · 11/03/2014 20:44

Kitty, that did make me laugh!

Who made up penis dragon in the beginning anyway? You need an award!

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Choccywoccydodah · 11/03/2014 20:41

wat do ya fink

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 11/03/2014 20:40

So basically i've done an online quiz that tells you your 'fertiltiy type' - mine was 'dry'. Symptoms - low estrogen, recurrent misccariages. I'M DOOMED! Some one give me a virtual slap round the face!!

Ditto what MrsE said, love hanging out with you guys, you're a good bunch! Smile If also maybe a little weird Wink

KittyVonCatsington · 11/03/2014 20:34

"Incubating our little penis dragons!

This made me properly laugh out loud! You know when people 'name' their little beans something, I was imagining friends and family's faces if I referred to it as my little penis dragon Grin

Treaclepie19 · 11/03/2014 20:32

Hehe I definitely think a non dated penis dragon ante-natal has to happen :)

Come on ladies!!! BFP's here we come! :)

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Choccywoccydodah · 11/03/2014 20:30

Need to bleach my eyes! Arrrrrgh that's terrible!!

That clip is funny, I love the way the mum is blocked out but you can still totally see her!

Love the AN thread idea!

I must admit, last time I was on an AN thread, it wasn't the most exciting! Much more going on here!

MrsE, that's just a front. You can feck off now tee hee hee xx

Spotti love it ha ha!

Retro, you is so preggars ;)

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katecupoftea · 11/03/2014 20:30

You might take it back after I show you the site with the dragon penis dildos with accompanying story to make your juices flow (might be relevant for anyone OVing at the moment...)

KittyVonCatsington · 11/03/2014 20:30

Spotti-I think your Mawahahaha was better...

KittyVonCatsington · 11/03/2014 20:28

Mawahaaaa!

Spotti · 11/03/2014 20:26

and just a little bit nuts :p

MrsExtraOrdinary · 11/03/2014 20:25

Can I just but in and say how very welcome I've been made to feel on these buses. I'm only in my 3rd cycle but I've never known such a friendly bunch! The vipers sometimes scare me!!! Grin But not you lot, you're just all lufily! Thanks

RetroHippy · 11/03/2014 20:23

I like the idea of being upduffed with you lot Grin