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Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

966 replies

Choccywoccydodah · 27/02/2014 20:08

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs! Wine

OP posts:
SaRaRaRaRa · 06/03/2014 12:47

That second pic Shock

EnglishGirlAbroad · 06/03/2014 12:39

They are gross! No way I'd eat sushi made of those!! Yuk!!!

Spotti · 06/03/2014 12:32

English, it's apparently a box of 'penis fish'. The website said something about using them in sushi...personally I wouldn't touch them but the picture of a box of willies did make me chuckle.

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the dragon penises sound strangely tasty. Not sure I'd tell anyone their name though if I was to serve them to family/friends (might put them off their food or make them think I was weird )

MrsExtraOrdinary · 06/03/2014 12:15

Grin Spotti!!!! Ok who owns the crate of penis's! And where are their owners???

EnglishGirlAbroad · 06/03/2014 12:09

Haha Spotti!! What on earth is that in the second pic?? I would make, serve and eat those asparagus dragon penis's!!

lindamagoo · 06/03/2014 11:59

Haha Spotti, I love it, but no I really wouldn't eat anything with the name penis in it, not willingly anyway, lol

Spotti · 06/03/2014 11:53

Ok, so the links seem to work but sadly my spelling went out of the window in that last post!

Spotti · 06/03/2014 11:51

It seems we've slowed down a bit with our BFPs soooooo I thought that we might need another dose of penis dragons to give us a boost!

Found this on google (like you do). Read the description for the 3rd picture from the top. Ok, so not technically penis dragon, but dragon penis...does that still count?

Aside for the fact that the 'snack' is named after a penis, it actually sounds quite tasty!

And these are not dragon-related, but they made me giggle --cos it looks like a box full of willies!-

Seriously, could you ever bring yourself to eat something with 'penis' in its name?!

And one last one... how cute is this?!

Hopefully I did that right and he links work...

missmrsmummy · 06/03/2014 11:47

nic if you ovulate late then AF/BFP due date will be late also.

Happened to me last cycle. Ov'd 6 days late and AF was 6 days late. Fx it's a bfp for you instead of AF!

nicx240187 · 06/03/2014 11:37

Ahhhh, i hate opk's and cycles.
ttc number 1 cycle 8/9
Im on day 29 of a 35 day cycle, ive done an opk today after my line dropped off 'not reaching the peak' (dont know why i kept testing) and the second line was deffo back, (still not at a peak)
Have i not even ovulated yet?? if i ovulate now and fertilise would it be viable with only 7 days to go??

Spotti · 06/03/2014 11:34

Thanks for that MrsB. Fx we can fill our quota!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 06/03/2014 11:21

MrBsMrs, thankyou for doing that lovely list Smile what a great start to the month, fingers crossed for all those waiting currently!

lindamagoo · 06/03/2014 10:35

Broody yes the one step strips x

broodysnoopstie · 06/03/2014 10:14

spinning Linda Thanks.. The one step ones? x

MrBsMrsB · 06/03/2014 10:00

Morning all,

Lemon. my thoughts are with you. Stay positive.

Stats update!!
I apologise if I have got anything wrong. If I have, let me know and I will correct and post again at the end of the day.

Lets keep positive ladies. Today is the 6th day of March and we have 6BFPs... so we are fx still on track.

BFPs

  1. SaRaRaRa BFP 1st March
  2. Tigsy BFP 1st March
  3. LittleMissSunshine33 BFP 1st March
  4. PosyFossilsShoes BFP 2nd March
  5. Lorelei12 BFP 3rd March
  6. Allthequeenshorses BFP 3rd March

Awaiting BFPs
bilbob23 TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 1st March
khinks03 TTC#1 Cycle#9 BFP Due 1st March
ClemencePoesy cycle 1 ttc #3 BFP due 1st March
Nordicmom TTC#3 Cycle#4 BFP Due 1st/2nd March
Moonbeam83 TTC#1 Cycle#8 BFP Due 2nd March
craftycat89 TTC#1 Cycle#5 BFP Due 2nd March
bellaboo88 TTC#1 Cycle#2 BFP Due 4th March
indigo55 tcc#1 cycle 2 BFP Due 4th March
Jo178 TTC#2 cycle #2 bfp 4th March
Giraffeski TTC#3, Cycle#1 BFP due 4th March.
RetroHippy TTC#1 Cycle# 3 BFP due 5th March
MrsY87 TTC#1 Cycle #1 BFP due 5th March

aylesburyduck TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP Due 6th March
Gingerbreadlady1 TTC#1 Cycle#16 BFP Due 6th March
1974rach TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP Due 6th March
Serafinaaa TTC#1 Cyle#3 BFP Due 6th March
barmybunting ttc#1 cycle#4 bfp 6th March
Lorelei12 TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 6th March
SurreyBunny TTC#1 Cycle#2 BFP Due 7th March
MrsNutjob TTC#1 Cycle#7 BFP Due 7th March
Keepingmyconvertible TTC#1 Cycle #9 (post MMC) BFP Due 7th March
Wineandchoccy TTC#1 Cycle 7 BFP 7th March
skybluegirl33 TTC#1 Cycle#8 BFP Due 7th/8th March
Coffeechocolate TTC#3 Cycle#3 BFP Due 8th March
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP Due 8th March
Wharm14 TTC#1 Cycle#2 BFP Due 8th March
Angelicjen TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP Due 9th March
Spinningirl10, ttc#3, cycle 4 post mc. Bfp due March 9th.
3isourmagicnumber ttc #3 cycle 1 bfp 9th march
Starbright24 TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 10th March
broodysnoopstie TTC#1 Cycle#7 BFP Due 9th March
Spotti TTC#1 Cycle# 3 BFP due 10th March*
RetroHippy, ttc#1, cycle 4, bfp due anywhere between 10th - 20th March
flirty30s TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 11th March
ZippyBoo TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP Due 11th March
Choccywoccydodah TTC#2 Cycle #6 BFP Due 12th MArch
Fingerscrossed36 TTC #2 Cycle #2 BFP due 12th Marc
PolytheneGirl ttc #2 cycle 3 BFP due 13th march
Goodfruit TTC#2 Cycle#5 BFP Due 14th March
sammyj85 TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 14th March
SkylerRose TTC#1 Cycle#6 BFP due 15th March
GoWestcountry TTC2 Cycle#1 BFP Due 15th March
skylarrose ttc #1 cycle 11 BFP due 15th March
kurama ttc #1 cycle 30 bfp 15th March
Moffit TTC#2 cycle5 BFP due 17th March
Nottalotta. Ttc #1 cycle 10. Bfp due 18th march.
EnglishGirlAbroad TTC #1 Cycle 6 BFP due 19th March
rambini TTC #1 Cycle#2 BFP due 19th March
SnowBells TTC #1 Cycle#4 BFP due 19th March
ImaginaryHat, ttc #1, cycle 10, bfp due 19 March
Zermatt ttc#1 cycle#3 BFP Due 19th March
Strawberryfizzylaces1 TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 20th March
boumplj TTC#1 Cycle#2 BFP due 20th March
MuddyLady TTC#1 Cycle#2 BFP Due 20th March
Knottyknitter TTC #1. Cycle 4. BFP due 20th March
Onelifeonechance, ttc #1, cycle 10, bfp 20th March.
missmrsmummy ttc#1 cycle#4 bfp due 20th
babybabybabyoh Ttc#1, cycle 1, Bfp due 21st March
ItsChristmaass Ttc #2, cycle 15, due 22nd
Treaclepie19 TTC #1 cycle 3 BFP due 22nd March
Owlie84, TTC#1, Cycle 9, BFP due March 22nd
Cineraria: TTC#1, Cycle 2, BFP due 22nd March
cth1982 TTC#1 Cycle 3 BFP Due 22nd March
MrsGingerbread Ttc #1 cycle 1 BFP Due 22nd March
Tilly28 ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 22nd March
PunkyPod TTC#2 Cycle#1 BFP due 24th March
CagedMango ttc #1 cycle#8 BFP due 24th March
MrsExtraOrdinary cycle3 bfp 24th march
nosaint ttc #1 cycle 8. BFP due 24th March
Serenitysutton TTC#1 Cycle#1 BFP Due 25th March
Hibou7688 ttc#1, cycle 4 bfp due 28th march
katecupoftea TTC#1, cycle 2, BFP due 28th March
gennibugs TTC#1 Cycle#3 BFP due 28 march
ReginaFelange22 TTC #1 cycle 4 BFP due 30th march
Hazelbrowneyes TTC#1 Cycle 3 BFP 31st March
Toots123 ttc#1 cycle 4 bfp end of march
mama31 TTC#2 Cycle#9
gennibugs TTC#1 Cycle#3

babytinks89 TTC#1 Cycle#3 (post Mc) BFP Due???
BearsInMotion TTC#2 Cycle#1 BFP DUes?
dietcoketime69 TTC #1 Cycle#??? BFP due ?
impatienceisavirtue TTC #? Cycle#? BFP due 24th March
NewlymrsB TTC#1, cycle #3 BFP Due?
nicx240187 TTC#? Cylce#? bfp due 13th march
noitsachicken TTC #2 Cycle#2 BFP Due?
ScoutFinchMockingbird ttc #2 cycle #1
smorgasborgen TTC#? Cycle#? BFP Due 13th March
Shellster52 TTC#? Cylce#35 BFP Due??

April Bus
aenor TTC#1 Cycle #2 AF 5th March
lindamagoo TTC#3 Cycle#1 AF 5th March

SaRaRaRaRa · 06/03/2014 09:56

linda am sorry to read that - enjoy your night out and here's to next month. Will have everything crossed for you.

English hope you get your peak soon. I had high on my cb ov sticks all last month and was knackered with all the dtd waiting for the peak!

Fx mrsy. Sounds hopeful!

Oh allthequeens sorry to hear about he blood. I had this last week too. Got a faint line but then the next day I started spotting, red and brown. It lasted a couple of days and then stopped. Am still feeling worried about it but I have done a pregnancy test everyday (broody from amazon called one step or something, 20 for a few quid) and the line has been getting darker and darker so am a bit reassured by that. Have you got any other tests you can do? I understand how awful and scared you must be feeling but fx it stops xx

MrsY87 · 06/03/2014 09:12

Thanks for the advice will try to hold out until Saturday but trying not to get my hope up too much!

Allthequeens hope the spotting stays away now . Hope your ok.

lindamagoo · 06/03/2014 09:10

Broody I've always used the cheapies from amazon and only ever had a line when I was defo pregnant...

spinningirl10 · 06/03/2014 09:05

Broodie....I use the cheap ones from amazon and I don't get a line at all. Pee'd on one yesterday and not even a hint of a line!!

broodysnoopstie · 06/03/2014 08:59

Calling all POAS addicts. what type of cheapy tests have you bought? And from where? I would like some sticks to pee on that don't make feel like I'm peeing on a fiver a time! looked on Amazon but some say they give you a faint line even with water. I couldn't cope with that!

cth1982 · 06/03/2014 08:52

Morning Ladies,

Lemon really sorry to hear that - hope you are ok hugs

I'm still waiting for ovulation - it seems like it is taking forever but CM is def. getting wetter and more stringy/gooey so I'm taking that as a good sign!

Any other ladies with PCOS on here? This is my first month of properly charting to make sure I am actually ovulating but last month I was late but had what I think now were ovulation cramps etc. so hopefully that is a good sign I actually ovulated!

Allthequeenshorses · 06/03/2014 08:52

Aw, thank you lindamagoo. That is reassuring. I just feel so clueless and upset this morning. I have not told anyone other than DH, maybe a good thing, but feeling abit lonley. I am so grateful to all you lovely ladies, it is such a comfort to have somewhere to turn. x

Allthequeenshorses · 06/03/2014 08:50

Thanks Lemon, I'm sorry to bother you with this. I have called but they do not have anything at all. I spoke to nhs 24 and they just said that I have to wait till Monday. It is very light as I usually have heavy af iyswim. Gah, never ending worry at the moment. Emotions are all over the place.

lindamagoo · 06/03/2014 08:50

Allthequeens I had spotting early in my first pregnancy and everything was fine, my crazy little 4 year old is sitting next to me as proof Smile Of the bleeding gets heavier or if there are any clots then you should defo get checked out. Hope your ok x

LemonDrizzler · 06/03/2014 08:47

Allthequeens I am no expert but have read up on this a lot lately and it seems like a bit of light spotting is pretty common in early pregnancy. Try not to worry too much and just tell your doc on Monday. Could you get an emergency appointment today to put your mind at rest?