Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

Well I made it through my long flight with no disasters so that's good! Blood tests showed pregnancy but he was a bit vague about what that meant and still thinking it was early mc.

I'm not a teacher either!

Thank you!

Hands up!

not a teacher, but used to be a lecturer, which is same thing really....weird, disproportionate amount of teachers on this bus....

Thanks for stats update mrmrs, a wee up date for me next time, ttc #1, cycle (actually loosing count) 19 I think, bfp due 30th.

Hands up not a teacher either!

Ok Retro I'll wait too. I will be super excited if I get to 20th without spotting. So are you testing on 21st?

No plans either weekend. I'd better get making some or I'll go doolally (sp?)! How about you?

Where are you knotty?

Linda the cramp thing could be due to af coming but it also appears around implantation so it could be either. Very frustrating! I could have written your post today. Also 12dpo and have had stronger cramps than usual over the last few days, accompanied by brown spotting. I thought I'd be off the bus with af by now, as spotting started at 6dpo and continued to 11dpo, yesterday. Nothing today though, so I'm equally confused!

When is af due for you?

Hands up not a teacher either!

hands up not a teacher!

Hands Up

I work in an office too, and secretly laugh on the train when I'm sat next to stuffy businessmen discreetly reading your penis dragon thread. :D

Do you do bums too English?

Oh English, the questions I have for you!

A fanny waxer???? Eyes watering english!!!

Hands up!! I work in an office!

Bella step away from google!!

Puts hand up - I'm not a teacher. I'm a fanny waxer!

Hands up! I am not a teacher! Absolutely and definitely not!

Can I just ask everyone on the bus who isn't a teacher to put their hands up lol!

Tomorrow its either poas or sleep in....I know which I'll do...zzzz!

Feel like I'm not swallowing enough or my mouths permanently watering.

Oh god why do I wind myself up by googling!!! X

Where is KnottyKnitter? The three of us are cycle buddies

And both teachers too

DH is going away from the 17th until 20th March, so I am adamant I'm not testing until the following morning. I won't cheat if you don't cheat!

We can encourage each other through the 2ww. What do you have planned for the next two weekends?

Wow Retro we are twins! I am also ttc#1, cycle#4 and bfp due 20 March!

Haha! Kitty, that did make me chuckle! No abusive fb friends but a few people from school who I'd question their ability to look after themselves let alone a child.
I won't test now until I'm late. The bfns do nothing for my mood. I'd rather wait a few days or have AF just arrive... Not that she will this month!!

Hi all, will catch up properly in a bit but just needed to update my stats so noone thinks I'm holding out on a POAS.

As of my freakish 17 day cycle earlier this month, my bfp has now been put back to the 20th. At least I'm still on the March bus!

RetroHippy, ttc # 1, cycle 4, bfp due March 20th.

Oh..and
Ttc cycle 3 bfp 9th march mrsb :)

This is the first month when I've had cheapy internet tests so I started testing early. Tbh I'm finding it a bit disheartening and have virtually given up hope of bfp even though af not due till 9th.

I seem to have cramping / pains a fair bit. Ov pains seem to last till af pains begin a week before af due - that's how it feels the last couple of months.

Eeeks on the penis fish. I really shouldn't have opened that at work lol. (Fortunately it was only on my phone!)

I waited until AF was due before testing last cycle but because of late ovulation (cd19), I was only 11dpo. All very confusing!

English & choccy i know what you mean about FB. Soooo many scan pics and baby pics. I am trying to be encouraged though as some of them are even oldr than me!!