Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

This was the one from the original post (hope like works, I have no idea what I'm doing!)

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Oh hell, that last one is just horrendous!! Poly, you should not be allowed on the internet unsupervised! I love the sound of your green bottle of port, you have got this fertility channelling thing sussed! .

Retro Your poor DH and his head injury!

I'm good thanks, I've enjoyed my first week and the kids in my class are lovely. I'm not yet convinced I'll stick it out for the year's contract because of the drive etc (and I will be pregnant by the end of this year, I am determined to be, so that is my excuse) but I've had a good week. Thanks for asking. DH and I are going out for dinner on Saturday and then to a ballet (lucky DH, I love ballet with a passion!) and I can't wait. We haven't had a night with just the two of us and no visitors or work since we moved just after Christmas, so this is long over due. Much wine drinking is planned, followed by a lazy Sunday.

What does everyone else have planned for the weekend?

I'm hoping to hear some of you have bfps planned for Sat or Sun!!

mama the lack of spotting sounds very good.

It says a lot about my state of mind that I find the red one strangely attractive.

Oh. Dear. Lord. What would you even do with that?!

So fascinated I couldn't not look.

I nutted him at an inopportune moment , didn't put him off though, what a trooper!

I so hope everyone who is teetering on the brink of AF/bfp gets what they want soon. I'm getting excited for you! MIT would be so brilliant to have a bfp on the 1st.

That's what happens if you google images for 'penis dragon' with the safe search off!

Alas no cheese Mama. I really do need to go shopping. Port and Stilton is one of my fave things about christmas!

Posy, those are too funny. I've just been told off by DH for laughing out loud and refusing to share!

Poly you need to print these off and get them under your mattress!

Posy!!!!!!! Oh my! My eyes have been opened!

Retro! A head injury?! Need I ask.....

I'm ok, just carrying on expecting af arrival sat or sun, but know it could be Mon or Tues as the vitex appears to be doing something. No more spotting so far, boobs are heavy and tender which is usual pre af stuff. Ate so much food again but think pms also. Very tired and have a headache as well. Will be 12dpo tomorrow and will poas (for the hundredth time) but not expecting anything.

Ladies, I thought that this would be a good alternative to babydust. Don't click on these at work: I present an array of fire breathing penis dragons.

A virile beast

A cute one

Really, don't click on this unless you can cope with the trauma.

Yes Barmy you deserve a nice weekend after your first weeks work, hope it went well?

Poly I hope you had cheese with your port? That's the only time I drink it when eating a cheeseboard...yum!

mama, we had a small head injury last night stealth boast so an evening of abstinence might be a plan before I break him completely!

How are you feeling today?

Here-here Barmy. Just polishing off what is left over from the festive season, let's call it recycling! My evening is def a lot cheerier than my day. Also my port is in a GREEN bottle. It's a sign!

How will you be celebrating the end of your first week? Has it gone well?

I've run out of red, and as DH has said he's cutting down on drinking to help the baby making I didn't go and get a bottle. Now hitting the fake Baileys... Tasty.

Was looking for the new thread...Green sheets indeed

Thanks for the new thread choccy. How are you?

mama, I have been trying to explain why I was laughing to myself re. green pompoms tonight. He looked at me as if I am mad - I possibly am but that's beside the point! But when I told him he should be polishing his penis dragon, he just took himself away to do some work. I think he is possibly joining your DH is being tipped over the edge!

Poly port is good. As tomorrow is the last day of Feb, we are still in winter and port is very much a winter drink in my opinion so I reckon you are making a wise choice to enjoy it today . Is today getting better now you are on the port?

Thank goodness it's a)Friday tomorrow and b)the end of Feb tomorrow! I've had enough of Feb, and enough of mid week today!

I've had a glass of red but now have a headache, might get an early night, so tired....not symptom spotting at all.....

Reteo good work, keep some energy for the Big O day though!

I neeeeeed UNDP green pom-poms!

I've had a hard day...... Have resorted to drinking port! There is a bottle of white in the fridge but I'm a red girl. It has possibilities though?!

Woo hoo! New shiny (green?) bus!

DH is very chuffed that we've managed 3 out of 4 days this week . We'll be all out of lurve by the time I ovulate!

Barmy that would tip DH over the edge!

I was thinking about green fertility pom poms on the way to work this morning. I reckon we need another pair each to attach to our feet for naked upside down cycling, koala plan style! Anyone joining me?

Checking in again & taking my seat near the front!

Got a feeling March will be a good month!!

Only 2nd cycle & 3rd month off pill but I feel like I'm getting small cramps on & off for the past few days since ovulation. Its too close to ovulation to be anything but I just hope AF is staying away! X

Oh no Poly, running out of one is bad enough but both, that is a crisis, get to the shop NOW...

Oh no Poly! To the shop!!!