Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

Morning all! I did a super early POAS this morning (11DPO) and got the faintest, faintest second line. So faint I'm not even convinced it was there, but DP says she could see it too.

This weekend i will mostly be POAS. DP is convinced I'm pregnant. I'm convinced I'm not. Should find out one way or the other by Monday when AF / BFP due.

Morning ladies! A full day away and we've had BESH drama ( sorry Nordic- big hug), a new green fertility bus and pictures of penis dragons! Haha! Really made me smile!!
I'm plonking myself at the front of the bus - without meaning to be rude, I'm eager to jump off as soon as my stop comes!! Plus I'm a massive geek!

Hope this bus brings a whole lot of lovely sticky BFPs!!

Told my oh that I'd told you all about self-insemination and he said "oh great they will all think your crazy" until I told him about the fire breathing penis dragon, now he thinks I fit right in

Yay. New bus. I have to say, you're all bonkers and I'm now scared to click on links after the green dragon.

Went shopping yesterday and just happened to see venos cough medicine with the magic cm ingredient. Anyone know when/ how often to take?

Was feeling a little icky last night (never symptom spotting though) but think maybe it was due to all the jellybabies - the green ones are my new favourite!

Oh Nordic, when is af due?

Wow those images
This is going to be one hell of a bus ride ladies...you've certainly upped your game!!

BFN :(

Geez Louise, I just looked at the split penis dragon penis type pic - WTF? I mean...how???!!!
That's made me have a good laugh anyway, thanks Posy! Friday is upon us, hope everyone has a good day! :)

Haha Retro, nope not just you!

Ooo, I have a cough too... May need to get some medicine haha.

Had a bit of a cough this evening from drinking too much Baileys and found some Benylin in the cupboard. Turns out it's the stuff with the magic EWCM ingredient, so I'm adding that to my list too!

Treacle, glad it's not just me

DH is not impressed with all the penis dragons...
The red one was my favourite! :p

Really dont get the split willy dragon, I mean....a)painful & b) can he even dtd?!

X

I was obviously a bit more tipsy than I thought on Sun. This neither looks like a dragon nor is fire breathing!

Brilliant, thanks for dinner mama! I'm looking forward to it! Your DH needs to worry if he sees ladies with pompoms on their feet, it means we are about to start synchronised NUDP to that song that goes "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." Is it I'm sexy and I know it?

I just want to know where our next move is really. We've decided I'll just stay home with kids until he leaves the military in 3 years or so after this next move in Dec, so at least it's a short one which lets me do that, we are fortunate to have that option I guess. Just need the kids aspect, the 'cat parent' doesn't have quite the same ring too it!

Trying again.

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Wooo found the new bus! Thinking I should be at the start of the tww. But also suppost to be going out for drinks next sun -massive piss up- so not sure what to do. Baby dust to everyone! Let this month be the one

Sure Barmy! Everyone welcome! Haha! I will let DH know that a large green bus load of ladies with green led pom poms will be arriving for dinner tomorrow night! I'm sure he will be ok with that.....

Oh Barmy somewhere between England and America! That doesn't really allow for planning as it doesn't really narrow down the location. Must be so hard moving around x

Bugger, sorry Poly and Posy! I can't let Poly steal your dragon thunder Posy! Poly, only the greatest are credited with dragon penises so you and Posy are both great !

Planning for the future... I am awful for planning, everything must be planned to the nth degree. Possibly because we will have to move again later in the year (Dec time) due to DH's job, and it's somewhere between England & America and I just want to go home to Scotland, so I am pretending to plan what I can! Oh if it was so easy. .

Sounds like a lovely weekend mama! I hope it is your bfp on the way, but if it is the vitex, the longer cycle is a positive development and will hopefully bring that bfp very, very soon! Your dinner sounds yummy tomorrow night, do you want a load of bus visitors? The green pompom bus can make unscheduled stops (only for nice meals and bfps though, no afs!) I hear.

I couldn't help myself I clicked on the 3rd dragon and I've been spending the last 10 minutes trying to work out how on earth...to the point I'm tempted to ask dh if he knows anything about green Willies with nostrils!

Just checking in on our fabulous new bus and taking my seat
posy those pictures made me literally laugh out loud!
Let's hope March brings us lots of BFPs

Retro....oh that head.... (unclean mind)

Barmy im happy about the spotting, but certain it's down to the vitex. So if nothing else it appears to be working on the spotting and I'm probably getting a longer cycle.

DH is off all wkend so I'm making a nice meal tomorrow night: scallops then fillet steaks :) Saturday we will probably have a long lie in/lazy morning then maybe take the dog out somewhere if it's a nice day and will have a chilled Sunday also. Love lazy weekends when he's off!

Hey, hey I'm not taking credit for those pics...... That was Posy!!! Haha

Sounds like you've got a lovely weekend planned Barmy. Well done! Sounds like you've got it all planned out nicely for the future too. Here's hoping for that bfp for you and DH. X

Just looked at that again Poly, the end bits look like pompoms!!

Nope didn't work. How do you do it?