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Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

966 replies

Choccywoccydodah · 27/02/2014 20:08

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs! Wine

OP posts:
Sparrowlegs248 · 28/02/2014 15:03

Afternoon all. I am too far behind to catch up so sorry about that.

AF has fecked off, and we got down to dtd yesterday, CD 7 so off to a great start!

Treaclepie19 · 28/02/2014 15:03

Starbright I normally have it Tuesday afternoon but it was swapped :)

Wow mama, I bet that was nice to see haha.

Starbright24 · 28/02/2014 14:52

Posy. Thanks for making me smile. Yes it's a happy day.
mama, you couldn't persuade them to let you keep it? Lol

Starbright24 · 28/02/2014 14:49

Wow. This must be an extra long bus to fit us all in.

Thanks for all the stats mrsb.

Treacle - lucky you. Ppa on a friday afternoon- but as I am on half term this week I can't complain.

I'm going to enjoy this sun by doing a bit of gardening.

Think I'll join in with the choccy and wine later.

6 dpo too early for testing? Posty dropped off a load of tests this morning and now I am impatient.

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:44

Possession is nine tenths of the law mama!!

Treaclepie19 · 28/02/2014 14:43

Hehe the second penis dragon reminds me of NeverEnding Story.

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:43

The Bhutan penis dragon appears to have an unfortunate growth on his left testicle, he should really get that looked at

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:43

My work paid me 5k extra by accident today....thought I was rich....but no I'm not! lol still happy though, my account looked amazing for a day! :)

PosyFossilsShoes · 28/02/2014 14:40

onelife It's my awesome research skillz innit. Grin

I'm joining in the happy feelings too. I had a good morning at work, I'm free until 4pm (self employment, hurrah), which frees me up to do the research on penis dragons for next week, so I won't have to work over the weekend as long as I stop searching for penis dragons now and I'm seeing family tonight.

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:40

Looooove that song, hums along and pretends it's sunny outside (instead of grey and grim!!)

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:35

(high fives Onelife, singing Pharrel "coz I'm happy....." :)

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:33

Posy, WHERE do you find this stuff????!!!! Grin

High five mama, I'm joining in the happy feeling today!!! :)

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:31

Choccy, sounds awesome, would your DH mind if I invited myself along? ;)

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:31

Posy you are bonkers! I love it!!!!

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:30

Hi ladies. Hope you are enjoying your Friday, if not please try and take some time to cheer yourselves up with wine, chocolate, cuddles, great music, funny films....whatever it takes....do it as positivity is the key!

Nordic so sorry, hugs to you. Please pamper yourself as much as possible. And your like me, you will get a 2nd shot at the mad March bus...that is a good thing :)

I'm just feeling so good and happy today, must be the sunshine! Hope I feel like this every month before AF arrival! Haha!!!!

SaRaRaRaRa · 28/02/2014 14:30

Sorry Nordic Thanks

Choccy, that holiday sounds AMAZING. Hope you have time to get filled up this afternoon Wink

PosyFossilsShoes · 28/02/2014 14:27

Right, it's time for MORE penis dragons! Only this time they're educational! (well, the second two are.)

A monster with a penis which is actually a dragon, oh my.

Back in medieval times there were penis dragons. Seriously. This is a medieval illustration and safe for work if you have a relaxed work place. It comes from a 12th century canon law textbook called Decretum Gratiani. I wish we'd had law textbooks like that when I was studying it.

A protective symbol on a building. In Bhutan the penis dragon wards off evil, apparently.

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:20

...doesn't stop us wondering though!

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:20

Yeah posy I found that too, messes with our heads! Think the only truly reliable way to tell is line or no line......

PosyFossilsShoes · 28/02/2014 14:18

Nordicmom sorry to hear that Thanks

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:18

Sammy, that is the best of reasons, enjoy!! Grin

Nordic sorry to hear you think you might be out, hugs to you

Aenor, no idea as never experienced it (I'm ever hopeful for it each cycle!!) but I have heard that it is meant to be a good sign but not a definite indicator. Hopefully someone with more of a clue can advise you but good luck!

PosyFossilsShoes · 28/02/2014 14:18

aenor according to a symptom website I looked at earlier this month excess CM is a symptom. But so is an unusual lack of CM.

Likewise, both constipation and diarrhoea were listed.

And feeling too full to eat and being constantly hungry.

I stopped looking at it because the symptoms listed were so contradictory!!

sammyj85 · 28/02/2014 13:43

Jumping on board, simply for the penis dragons! :-)

aenor · 28/02/2014 13:37

My stats are

TTC#1 Cycle #2 BFP due 5th March

I've got a question for you ladies. I'm getting a lot of CM (I'm at dpo9). I can't remember this amount of wetness at this stage of a menstrual cycle. So is this a Symptom, or am I suffering from Phantom Symptom Syndrome?

Nordicmom · 28/02/2014 13:25

I think it's game over for me . Am bleeding a bit . I guess I get to stay on the bus though since now next BFP due 28.3. Or before . I'm 3 d early and never am so am upset since I've felt so pregnant for over a week now with full on nausea etc .