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Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

966 replies

Choccywoccydodah · 27/02/2014 20:08

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs! Wine

OP posts:
kurama · 02/03/2014 16:33

i think i ovd yest! going by what people had told me although its the first ever time i think ive had ovulation pains every and they royally suck! dtd wed/thur/fri and this morn..... go penis dragons and green pompoms i want a sticky bean! :)

Allthequeenshorses · 02/03/2014 15:52

Congratulations posey. Another very faint not really there line this morning. I live in the middle of absolute nowhere so heading to town tomorrow to but some clear blue ones if still no af. The ones I have are boots but I think it's time to go digital.........I did grump to dh before that his dragon was not breathing the correct fire for a proper line but he just looked at me like Confused keeping my fingers crossed for you all meantime.

KittyVonCatsington · 02/03/2014 15:13

Spot on advice. Rings so true. I think my determined/positive outlook as just a way of getting back what we 'lost' as quickly as possible. Probably pushing into the back of my mind as it's too sad otherwise. Reading your experience, MrsE has made me think. Will see how it goes this week.

Treaclepie19 · 02/03/2014 14:58

Thanks for all the penis dragons!
My fave is still the very first red one.
CD10 today, negative opk. Guessing I will get my first flashing smiley tomorrow. Hopefully haha.

MrsExtraOrdinary · 02/03/2014 14:35

Kitty I really hope you get a sticky bean soon. I was completely gutted as we all are when I mced. Because it was fairly early nobody knew really, which actually didn't help me either as they carried on as normal and I felt like the bottom had fallen out of my world. I made some quite rash decisions in the weeks that followed, which actually made life so much harder. Try not to do that Wink I think I sank into depression. It took 18mts afterwards, but I got there in the end. Had actually given up hope.

My advise would be to talk if you need to. Don't bottle it up. Dh and I didn't talk about it for a long time. So make sure you do if you need to. Look after yourself physically, plenty of sleep and it's terribly sad and a loss so allow yourself to grieve.

missmrsmummy · 02/03/2014 14:32

Congrats Posy!

Kitty just see how you feel. You could always have a month off if it doesn't feel right. Don't get off the bus though! Smile

Lorelei12 · 02/03/2014 13:50

I showed my DP one of the dragon penis pictures and he was a bit horrified, he didn't want to see any of the others for some reason Confused

Out of curiousity, why penis dragons?

Oh and congrats Posy!

KittyVonCatsington · 02/03/2014 13:38

I'm away for just a few hours.....and another BFP-well done, Posy!!!!

CD5 for me already-creeps up on you fast! In a few days will be DTD once again. Is it just me, or does it feel wierd for anyone else, DTD after an early mc? I'm sure I'll be fine during but I'm not sure how I'm going to feel Confused

Starbright24 · 02/03/2014 12:31

Hahahaha. Yay! More penis dragons!! Hope the late arrivals on the bus are enjoying them too.

Posy! Congratulations!!

8 dpo for me. Getting poas urges.

SaRaRaRaRa · 02/03/2014 12:28

Fx linda!

rambini · 02/03/2014 12:08

Haha that article is hilarious. Im trying to decide which is weirder...having a dragon penis tattoo, or lying about having a dragon penis tattoo?!
Fx linda for no pre af spotting Smile.

PolytheneGirl · 02/03/2014 12:07

Haha that werewolf looks a bit concerned! Love it!!

spinningirl10 · 02/03/2014 11:48

Congratulations posyGrin

English....fx you get your high tomorrow!

Mama....sorry it looks like af is coming WineThanks and chocolate....we need a chocolate smilie!!

8 dpo here.....even though I don't think I have a chance this month I guess I'll still be poas soonGrin

lindamagoo · 02/03/2014 11:44

Today is the day that pre-af spotting would usually start unless coming off the pill has messed my cycle up, fingers crossed it doesn't start Smile

Sparrowlegs248 · 02/03/2014 11:40

Just popped in quickly, huge congrats posy!!!! Day 2 and already 4bfps!!!

lindamagoo · 02/03/2014 11:34

Yay congrats posy Thanks and again I'm finding myself strangely drawn to these penis dragons, this time round it's most defo the werewolf one Wink

Spotti · 02/03/2014 11:27

I think the first one (page 2 - would have been funny if it was a page 3 pic LOL The Sun newspaper reference) is better...albeit rather scary!

And would the tattoo be a deal breaker? Um...I'm not sure. It's a bit weird (especially to have a hard-on whilst having a tattoo wonders how they managed that...needles are not exactly sexy, are they! ) but if the guy attached to the tattoo was nice then I don't think the tattoo itself so uld affect my decision. Might be a bit strange knowing that his 'bits' were all over google for everyone to see though!!!

So excited for Posy. And in digital too! You know it's real when it's written out in front of you in real life letters! Fx it sticks and in 9 months time you have a happy, healthy baby :). Agree about you having to stick around here to amuse us. Not sure I can get through the rest of my tww without a reference to a dragon penis LOL

EnglishGirlAbroad · 02/03/2014 11:26

Congrats Posy!! Grin
And thanks for the latest instalment of penis dragons!!

I'm cd 12 and still getting 'low' on my cbfm Hmm Thought I'd at least be on high by now, considering I ov'd at cd 14 last month!

katecupoftea · 02/03/2014 11:07

Okay, seen the all now. Husband was sitting next to me, he's had to have a lie down from the trauma of the last one on page 2.

I love the question in that article! "Is a dragon penis tattoo a dealbreaker?" For me... probably. Everyone else?

PosyFossilsShoes · 02/03/2014 11:04

Thanks for the congrats everyone. And Retro sorry to hear about the dr, even if it makes no difference it's annoying!

PosyFossilsShoes · 02/03/2014 10:58

I'm staying on the bus as a cheerleader with my green pom-poms!

I'm sure the penis dragons helped. So here's your Sunday morning instalment:

Those who liked the red dragon may well like Tojo the Mage Dragon.

Athus is a bit more of a metrosexual dragon, I think.

This one is more of a werewolf, but I'm sure it fits within the feng shui theme of virility.

And finally for your amusement, the story of the woman who met the man with the dragon tattoo. If your date told you he had an actual dragon penis, what would you do? (NB it's not the scary bifurcated one upthread, there is more than one man with a dragon penis.)

Knottyknitter · 02/03/2014 10:56

Well I've poas this morning...
Only cd9, first cycle using cb. First poas yesterday was blank circle, today expected the same or flasher, but no, a BIG FAT FIXED SMILEY.

May have worked out why the last three cycles were unsuccessful, we had been focussing about a week too late!

katecupoftea · 02/03/2014 10:55

Page 2! Right, I'm off!

rambini · 02/03/2014 10:51

Congrats Posy! So pleased for you! Smile but as others have said, dont leave us yet Smile
kate look at page 2 of this thread, the links are there. But I warn you, the last one cannot be unseen!!

Treaclepie19 · 02/03/2014 10:50

Congrats Posy, yay 4/31 so far. Lucky bus! :)