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if you shouted your kids name down the bacon aisle

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ocd · 28/07/2006 21:11

wodl poepe turn t heir head ans dhtink
"hat a twatty name"

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ocd · 28/07/2006 21:16

oh coem on
" arychibald"

or whaever

i g heara mum in the books hsop today say" now what shall we get Maud"

i thoguth a new effin name fgs

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spidermama · 28/07/2006 21:15

I don't think anyone in the lentil aisle would turn there heads when I shout out my kids names.

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ocd · 28/07/2006 21:15

the aisle wher they sell bacon

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TambaIsHotHotHot · 28/07/2006 21:15

Dont think so - mine are Jonathan and Michael. Never shortened.

I think tone of voice helps too. Any name will sound twatty when shouted by an ugly old fish wife.... I call loudly - not shout

spidermama · 28/07/2006 21:15

I think the more interesting question is, would you care?

I know this is a side issue but there's not really such a thing as a bacon aisle is there?

Nemo1977 · 28/07/2006 21:14

no..but have turned my head to other peoples names..pmsl

ssd · 28/07/2006 21:13

how, what have you heard?

ssd · 28/07/2006 21:12

naw, but several boys might answer me as the names we picked somehow are really popular now!

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ocd · 28/07/2006 21:12

i warn oyu i ahev been out

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