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if you shouted your kids name down the bacon aisle

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ocd · 28/07/2006 21:11

wodl poepe turn t heir head ans dhtink
"hat a twatty name"

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brimfull · 31/07/2006 17:24

Well I used to get weird looks in waitrose when I called after dd when she was small.
Her name is Rose and I'd have to stop myself shouting "wait Rose!" and shout instead "Rose wait!"
But would often end up hollering both numerous times till i sounded completely deranged.
When I did it in sainsburys it sounded even weirder.lol

dinosaur · 31/07/2006 17:20

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Clary · 31/07/2006 17:11

oh ok read thread now.
Finbar does make me think of Viz, like Cod, but I think we're just showing our age here.
nice non twatty name really
Suspect my children's names a bit twatty (not ds3 actually, in top 100 as we were runnign out of twatty ideas) but I don't care. DS1 says he likes his name as "there are no other XXXs in the school." bless him.

Clary · 31/07/2006 17:05

MB I am always quoting that truly-scrumptious thing to people when talkign about mad names.
(I say "a friend of mine...", sorry to take your name in vain )

singersgirl do you mean possession?

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 16:52

I ditto MJC re not thinking Finn is "thin". I did when my Finbar was first born and would call him Fat Finn (not that he was!) but that association soon fades. I think it is the same with many names - once you have used them for a bit you forget what you first thought of them.

NomDePlume · 31/07/2006 16:34

You can't have meant my DH, he has a name that is very much of it's time. I have never met a person under the age of 15 (even when I was 15) with the name. Can't imagine a modern baby with it.

N.B. - DH is NOT called Gary, I think that one has to be one of the worst, along with Wayne for dating terribly.

ocd · 31/07/2006 16:29

oh yes dinos dh

" Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres"

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NomDePlume · 31/07/2006 16:28

DH ? Dino's DH ?

ocd · 31/07/2006 16:27

but finbar is from VIzz

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MrsJohnCusack · 31/07/2006 16:27

I never think of Finn as 'thin'

that's because I speak proper though

ocd · 31/07/2006 16:27

your dh has a gorge name tho

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dinosaur · 31/07/2006 16:26

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ocd · 31/07/2006 16:26

but what if finn is really FAT

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NomDePlume · 31/07/2006 16:25

Nope. DS1 & DS2 have biblical names (not for any religious reason) and DD has a reasonably popular (not common, though ) name. Never, ever heard DD's name being screeched in the street by other parents.

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 16:13

Honestly, IME, most people look as me as though I have made the name up, and amongst casual aquaintances, eg people you know in the playground, most are completely incapable of remembering his name. They are always asking me again what his name is or saying "errrr your little one is running off" etc.

Perhaps I just mix with no hopers....

iota · 31/07/2006 16:10

DG - didn't think you had named him after the cat - was just surprised that people don't seem familar with the name (thought everybody watched Nick Jr)

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 16:08

Iota, yes I know the cat Finbar on Pablo and also the shark on Rubbadubbers! And no, he was not named after either of those! (or indeed, after anyone)

Oh SP also just thought of Fintan. It is Irish and I don't know what it means, but another Fin name for you.

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 16:06

Well it gets a lot of odd reactions, so be warned! I think Finlay is more acceptable (but also more commonplace). I often call my children by their first syllable and in his case, Fin attracts a lot less attention. Yes it means "white head" but I don't worry about name meanings - just as well as all my children are dark.

Have you thought of Fingal "white stranger", Finlay "white warrior" or Finn/Finnian "white/fair"?

iota · 31/07/2006 16:02

DG - don't you watch Pablo the Little Red Fox? His best mate is a black cat called Finbar here

SenoraPostrophe · 31/07/2006 16:01

cool. I am probably going to go for a Fin- name for my next actually, because it means pale doesn't it? (I have a scottish book, not an irish one). if he's dark it may have to be something else, but that's unlikely. it's not twatty!

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 15:53

It is Finbar SP. I have yet to meet anyone not Irish who can hear it without assuming I pciked 2 random syllables and threw them together to make a name.

SenoraPostrophe · 31/07/2006 15:52

but the white bits have half the flavour!

how much do you think a gammon joint would cost to post? and some proper thick cut smoked back bacon?

dg: people really think your ds's name is twatty? can you give us a clue? is it shakespearian?

DumbledoresGirl · 31/07/2006 15:24

In answer to the original question, re ds3's name: yes.

I must admit, it is a bit embarrassing, tedious, but I wouldn't change his name for anything.

Kelly1978 · 31/07/2006 15:22

i only like the sweetcure stuff and cut off all the white bits. Bacon aisles should be evicted.

SenoraPostrophe · 31/07/2006 15:21

I am always proud to shout my kids' names.

But more importantly - do you lot really have whole aisles of bacon where you live? mmmm bacon.