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Oh My Dear God In Heaven - What have we done!!

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Twinkie · 25/02/2004 10:38

Ok - I am being dramatic but have every reason to be - have realised after bit of prodding an poking that I can't find my threads to my IUD!!!

Had a bit of a bleed last weekend and heavy pains etc was weird as never happened in between periods before but just thought was one of those things!!

Well since then have had sex 4 times (sorry to be so intimate here!!) and now am terrified that I am up the DUFF!!!!

Last period started 7th of this month and finished on the 13th - what are the odds - can someone please tell me???

It would not be the biggest disaster in the world - DP and I are happy together and have spoken about children and he would love them and I yearn for a baby sometimes but now with facing the reality that it could actually happen I am terrified??

Now I don't want to go and have anew one fitted until I know if an pregnant or not but that means just waiting till my period is due and abstaining!!

Hey - I knew I shouldn't have gone to those meet ups!!

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 15:45

If I am I will get up super early and post from home - is that ok - before 8am.

If I'm not I will be sooo super sad though!!

Am goign to boots in a mo - can get a couple at Liverpool St a couple at Cannon Street and a couple at London Bridge as nto to look like a complete loony!! (God should people like me have children!!)

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secur · 03/03/2004 15:43

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oliveoil · 03/03/2004 15:28

I undo my coat and stick my belly out on the bus, works everytime. Try and look fagged out and tired (not difficult) as well.

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 15:19

If I am will have to hold back on buying lots and lots of lovely stuff for me and baby - have already looked at Bebe Maman JoJo and Formes!! Saddo aren't I - glad I wil have a bump quickly I did n't till really far gone last time and some people would not believe I was preggers - least I'll get a seat on the train too!!!

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M2T · 03/03/2004 15:15

I've never been that good at longterm sulking as that involves keeping quiet for a certain length of time!
I found out when I was only 3.5 wks too.... makes for a loooooong pregnancy, but at least you'll have loads of time to get used to the idea before the bump arrives. ..... which arrives a LOT quicker 2nd time around BTW.

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 15:14

You will be first to know after DP I promise - how sad am I - telling you lot before anyone else - well I'm not actually going to tell anyone else till I get fat so will have to indulge baby stuff with all of you!!

Stop sulking you it's not attractive!!

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M2T · 03/03/2004 15:11

sulk

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 15:10

Gosh yes I could couldn't I - mind you will take ages to log on from home and I have to go out tonight and want DP to be there with me just in case it is really real!!

Promise will tell you all first thing in the morning. XXX

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M2T · 03/03/2004 14:59

If you leave now will you be able to test and post again before 4.30pm??? That's when I'll be leaving to go home. #

Come on Twinkie.... that gives you 1.5 hours!

motherinferior · 03/03/2004 14:51

I'm with MM. Test tomorrow in the loos, and DASH back to the desk.

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 14:48

No have used both of them - may go home soon though - will have headache from eating 2 twix's in a row!!

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M2T · 03/03/2004 14:47

Twinkie - You need to go just now? Do you have any tests there?????

aloha · 03/03/2004 14:42

Wow How exciting! Congratulations!

I wonder where that coil went?

WideWebWitch · 03/03/2004 14:38

ha ha twinkie. How lovely. Please do tell us in detail how your lovely dp reacted.

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 14:34

Oooh yes that will go down well pissing on a stick at my desk - won't really be able to wait for 12 weeks before I tell my employer then will I!!!

I really need to wee again now and not gonna be able to hold it -am going tot he sweetie vending machine and buying 2 bars of chocolate - cause if I find out I'm not I won't be able to use that excuse tomorrow!!!

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marthamoo · 03/03/2004 14:21

I think you should do the test live on MN tomorrow morning

secur · 03/03/2004 14:16

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smellymelly · 03/03/2004 13:43

DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!

marthamoo · 03/03/2004 13:38

Isn't the first wee of the morning the best for a pregnancy test?

Quackers · 03/03/2004 13:37

Don't drink! You dilute the hormones!!

motherinferior · 03/03/2004 13:26

Yes, you can. Stuff yourself. I'm all envious now!

Blu · 03/03/2004 13:19

Another Mini-Twinkie! !

I think you CAN celebrate with cheescake if it's the cooked type or made with cream cheese - it's only unpastuerised soft cheese like brie you can't eat, isn't it?

marthamoo · 03/03/2004 13:13

Oh Twinkie...I'm all excited now

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Twinkie · 03/03/2004 13:03

I am now crying - god must be pregnant - thanks everyone (thanks secur that really is a lovely thing to say ) - am sitting here drinking a big bottle of water with crossed legs and will get lots of tests on the way home - (mind you if I'm not am gonna be so so sad now )

Kayleigh you make me ROFL!!!

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secur · 03/03/2004 12:58

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