The bangs turn into bfp's on the November bus! That's firework bangs you filthy lot...

I need a slap please, ladies!! I tested today at 10/11 dpo and got a negative so am pretty upset right now!!

No you don't M33R I would absolutely die if that happened to me!! wish we could make this thread secret now lol how are you doing M33R??

spinning I agree! I would've felt like the whole world knew who m33r was! I really felt for saracrewe of penis dunking fame. I would've felt awful if that was me! Maybe I take myself too seriously though!

Awh so sorry SMF! Wish you lots of luck on Dec bus! Hope your get a BFP for Christmas ;)

Flymo!!! Aaggggh! Can't believe that news article....im suddenly regretting sharing all my embarrassing stories :/ I can just see front page news now "woman pees over herself on lunch hour rushing to do an Ovulation test" oh my!!!! paranoia could soon set in :/ hahaha! Even though are names aren't on here, if I saw this in the papers "Mama31 is totally insane and obsessed with ttc" I would die...... Eeeeeeek!!!!

SMF - sorry to hear that.
Hope you have more luck on the december bus.

Hi SMF, sorry to hear af got you, it does sound like a 'nearly'! Wishing you all the best for next cycle

Hi Ladies,

Been busy so not been online but I have come back to see the BFP list has grown! FAB new for all the new BFP holders!! Huge congrats toChoccy .. brilliant news!

We've had a weird couple of days. Not sure what went on. AF didn't turn up until very late last night, unusual for me. And it's (TMI warning) a strange one. Lots of what looks like EWCM but red. Clots too.

Speaking to a friend today I think it was a 'nearly' .

Cycle is bang on though so nothing amiss like that so we'll try again. CD1 today so new BFP would be 12/10 so I'll go and find a seat on the December bus. Will continue to lurk to see how you all get on

Oh flymo....I would be so worried if that had been our thread and a quote beside my name had been linked.....would really hate to be outed irl!!

It did make me laugh reading it :)

hope you've all seen the "mention" in the indy:
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html

Haha mama - really hope you get to go for "Belinda the Beautiful BFP spot" or similar, not "Nigella the Nasty AF spot"!

No actual sign of AF yet give or take a very miniscule bit of spotting, that's a whole day late, so fingers crossed i do get to poas tomorrow (if I can remember where i hid last box of HPTs).

I know Munday!! Can you imagine!!! :/

Oh and I forgot to tell you all about my dream last night!!! All the lucky ladies who have BFP dreams followed by their amazing BFP.....now what vivid dream did I freakin' have?? I had a dream last night that AF came super early...and I was absolutely gutted....seriously....why do I need to have this dream?! :(

I love the craziness on here, in a way it make me feel a bit more normal! Thanks for the support, it's nice to know we're all in this together. Especially because in RL I have no one to symptom spot/ crotch watch/ spot analyse with!
Will hold out until Weds now as that is predicted AF day on FF.
Mama- the image of you piac in a supermarket made me giggle. Can imagine us all in a row of cubicles!!

Thanks ladies! I love how you always influence my craziness haha!!! Never tone it down!! Bet I'd be quite sane if I wasn't on here :/ probs not though! Wishful thinking....

Well I'm not buying a single hpt until I get my blood test results...which will likely be Friday...and I just know soon as the hpt is in my hands....i won't be able to resist....prob won't even get out of the shopping centre, will be In the loos testing away....hahaha!! no I will try and make it home at least :/ always sounds good in theory! I do have a busy week this week though and can't even get home for lunch wed-friday so that will help me resist the poas urge!

Hope the 3 ladies testing tomorrow all get their BFP's would be lovely to see :) good luck!!!!

Munday.....fx it's too early for your bfp

Never boring Mama.....keeping everything crossed for you that spot is pg sign

lol we are ready for your craziness!!! Im pretty sure im boring the crap out of everyone with the same post every day lol!!!

Not sure about hormone levels etc on blood test, im guessing they wont be testing for that so it wouldnt be something they look for?? Im not sure though so best to poas anyway friday...Im not helping am I!!!!

Sorry you got a BFN munday test tmrw?

Booo munday. Yes could well be too early. good luck when you next test!

Yes flymo, handy, but a little bit lethal when I actually should be working!

Mama - never stop writing how you feel on here - it is what we are all here for.... and anyway I need to do it to you in a weeks time anyway!!

Munday I'm hoping it's a BFP spot!!! I will name the zit soon as I find out which it is! If it's a pre af spot- it shall be named something evil....but if it's a BFP spot- I shall be cherishing and embracing it naming it my beautiful BFP spot ;)

Sorry for your bfn Munday! Hoping it's just too soon for you!

Well not that I'm symptom spotting or anything- but feeling a bit rubbish today, it's probably Monday-itis but would love to crawl under my duvet. Whilst I don't feel overly nauseas....i do feel slightly bleurgh :/

Oh here we go!!! Only 6dpo....i knew the craziness would invade my brain soon....prepare to listen to my insanity ladies....sorry I'm sure it does get boring by now :/

corr, jealous sazzle! I have to hide the thread under a load of work in case anyone spies me at it!!

thanks flymo! It's hard to keep up! Although I work from home...so it is a nice distraction too

oh munday, boo to the bfn... hope it was too early, too.
great conducting sazzle!!!

Loving the spot chat this morning. Mama have you named it? FX it's a lucky pre-AF spot!
Well I caved this afternoon, thought it would be a shame to waste a good piac and it was a bfn at 11dpo on an ic. Still hopeful it was just too early

I know Lucy, I'm kind of hoping it would show on the blood test but given that it's not checking specifically for pregnancy but more for ovulation, I don't know :/ would the hormone levels be obviously different if I was pregnant?? I'm so clueless and given that I'll only be 8dpo....it could be too early to detect anyway so I'd imagine I will be poas by Friday once I get the results!

Sounds very very frustrating for you Lucy, really hope it sorts itself out soon!

Would your blood test be back by Friday mama? Surely that would show any pregnancy ? Or if they don't test it for that you may have to poas!! Let's hope spotting stays away and you can lots of soft drinks at the wkend ;)

Oh yes, I'm still poas randomly lol, convince myself I have symptoms one min and not the next!!! It's so frustrating!!

Thanks choccy!!! :) yes you can go now!!! Lol enjoy!!!! :)

Lucy I think by Friday if the spotting has not started I may test then but will only be 10dpo then! Have blood test on wed at 8dpo so will see what results come back as. I don't really want to test Friday but I do have plans this wkend so would want to test before I decide whether to drink or not!

That's good you have a GP appointment coming up at least you can try and find out what's going on! Very annoying for you, especially with af not returning as you would keep testing thinking you could be pregnant!