The Friday POAS Party Thread

Writer I'm selfishly glad that your off work at the min ;) it means you have time to feed my insanity....i love it!!! :)

Yay Mrsb! See you Friday! We will get you on to the vip list :) oh and I've had no symptoms either :/ not sure how I feel about that!! But the party will be so fun :) ooooh can you please bring toilet rolls.....theres gona be a lot of bathroom comings and goings so prob need to stock up on the loo roll....the biggest pack you can get.....thanks! :)

wow writer. that one's amazing!

I'm ready to PARTY!!!!

I will be 10/11 dpo on Friday, so expecting a bfn, plus I've had no symptoms!

What else do we need for the party? I will go shopping tomorrow so if anyone wants anything, just let me know!

Up-duffed limerick:

I used to be a lady who peed on a stick
But now I'm just being constantly sick.
I feel like shit....
...and my clothes don't fit,
Get this baby out, quick, quick, QUICK!

I will come up with a new limerick for those who who need an up-duffed t-shirt

That's a sensible idea about the name tags! Maybe we could keep the samples and use them to play a game? "Whose wee is this?" The guests can line up, assess the wee sample, its colour, clarity and odour and then guess who they think it belongs to?

The winner gets a prize of 2 top-quality CB Digi tests to either use themselves or donate to another if they have been lucky enough to get their BFP

Ha ha ha there's people staring at me on the tube because I can't stop laughing into my phone!!

Love the party limerick, t-shirts are a great idea - order them all in XL for bump room so all can continue wearing them throughout pregnancy!

Maybe we need sticky labels for the wee cups, name tags, to avoid any nasty orange squash moments I'll pop to the shop and get some on my way over on Friday

I was thinking of getting it printed on t-shirts and handing them out to the guests when they arrive, haha

I think mama you should put a sign on the inside of your bathroom door saying, "Don't forget to flush your wee." The last thing you want is people wandering around the house with cups of wee, putting them down and then other guests wondering why their orange squash tastes a bit funny...

Vicky I love that!!!! Those beakers sound amazing!! :) ill have a pink one and a green one.....and a polkadot one!!!! oh I can't decide!!!!!

Writer those lyrics are amazing....you should be a song writer!!!! we can all sing that on Friday!! Lol

Flymo....its never too early to test lol I'm testing very early at 8dpo....and I know it's gona be a bfn, but I still can't wait to test! lol given that I've no symptoms and that it's way too early to test at 8dpo, a bfn is pretty much a given....but hey ill just do what I usually do....turn it to the light to imagine there is a line...and convince myself that the evap is a bfp.....sure it wouldn't be right if I didn't do that.....again!!!

virgin fizz of course. Oh and party hats! gotta have them. But no party poppers as we don't want any nasty shocks, might knock over our wee beakers!!!

can I come?!! like writer I'll just be there to perve as I think it's too soon for me to poas, but I'll bring a bottle of pink fizz for all the BFPs and some soss rolls... ommnommnomm

Party Limerick:

There once was a bunch of mad ladies,
And they were all suffering from 'The Crazies'
They were jumping on d*cks,
Obsessively peeing on sticks,
In order to get their much wanted babies.

mama they are like a stylish form of the penis beaker, but obviously have a far more suitable function.......and a lid in case it needs to be transported (in the absence of pee sticks being available), for instance to the office.

There's pink (for those wanting a girl), blue (for those wanting a boy) and green (for those onto it's don't care).....all polka dots of course :)

Now sat at my desk laughing silently, shoulders going up and down! Too funny

Can I join you? 13 dpo. I will bring strawberry fizzy laces and some sausage rolls :-)

Cottonwool4brains 13 dpo

Vicky....cute containers....is this a new trend??? is there such a thing as a pee container....id like a pretty one....instead of a plastic cup :/

Hislommel I know it's redic!!!! Lol imagine if it was real and actually happened......DH's face seeing all these ladies coming through the door with their sticks/containers/party food queueing up for the bathroom!!! hahaha!! The visuals are Hillarious!! Haha!

Well I'm going to wait to see how many will be attending by tomorrow night then we all have to guess the amount of bfp's we think we will get at the party! Yay!!!! This is so fun! :)

You ladies crack me up, can I help with the loo directions, coat taking and general handing out of food/drink?! Happy to partake in some cheer leading too

I did a big shop last night so have plenty of haribo, cocktail sausages, chips and dips, bubbly (for the BFNs) not that there will be any and virgin mojito's for the BFPs! I also stocked up on some HPTs so I'll bring them along too, plenty to go round!!

Oh, and I bought some cute containers (for the FMU of course), can hand them out on the door if needed

I was going to test on Saturday but I love a good party! I'm bringing pizzas. (Hopefully won't be bringing AF, due same day).

findingme, 14 DPO

Sat giggling at work at the idea of you inviting people to your house for us all to have a wee, Mama

Oh and onelife.....i swear you are actually related to me....we always have cheese/pineapple sticks at our parties!!!!!!!

Hello ladies :) just popped on to make some party preps!!!

Jaykay of course my house is the venue.....mama's house is always where the party is at ;) (the poas party anyway lol)

Writer glad you can make it (to perve lol) :)

Ok so think ill buy myself a new party frock (or preg test while asda have them on offer). I'm so excited for Friday and hope we get a few more rsvp's today and tomorrow!!!!

I think we should play a party game.....bets on for how many bfp's on Friday.....im going to say 3 as the list stands now....but that might change once we get a few more on the guest list!

Writer I'll help with the coats and get ready with the party poppers and the tissues!

I'll bring the bacon butties, for later on when we need some sustenance (I wanted to type substinance - but apparently that ain't a word!)

Haha - now that my bump is on the increase I doubt I'd be able to find a cheerleader outfit that fits

However, I am more than happy to bring my pom poms and jump around the living room screaming, "Give me a B, give me an F, give me a P!.....what have you got?? BFP"

Can I come too? May be a bit early at 11po but I'll bring some of my Halloween punch and bat cupcakes (I'm practising!)....

I'll update the list this afternoon when we've had a few more RSVP.

Writer....that sounds good, but the uniform is a cheerleading outfit. That ok with you?

I'm in! 15 dpo on Friday but might get derailed by AF tomorrow Thurs...

I make some really mean hazelnut and cocoa bliss balls that would go down well at the party.