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The Friday POAS Party Thread

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VJONES1985 · 15/10/2013 21:59

All aboard the par-tay train. Don't forget to check in and tell us what you've brought to the party. I'll start!

VJones 9dpo on Friday, brought Fondant Fancies

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lucyfluff · 16/10/2013 18:26

Hugs VJ, fx its implantation still and AF dosent show up. x

mama31 · 16/10/2013 18:19

Awh VJ I'm gutted for you :( so gutted!!! :( massive hugs!!!!!!!

VJONES1985 · 16/10/2013 18:09

Thanks everyone. Sitting at home under a blanket with a diet coke now :(

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Tea1Sugar · 16/10/2013 18:09

Can I join writer as another honorary perve watching you all pee?! Grin

sazzlehopes · 16/10/2013 17:52

Mama - your party is becoming quite a hit! I am almost, almost tempted to join in and pee anyway despite being just 2/3 dpo on friday! All this party vibe is infectious! Please tell me some of you are uploading photos too - after vivkyvix's moment I think I do quite like evidence of lines!

VJ - please try stay positive, i have my fx for you it is not af....

VickyVix · 16/10/2013 17:36

Vjones try not to worry too much yet, if it's brown it could be implantation. Try and stay positive, AF isn't there until she's in full flow (sorry not sure how else to word that!)

HisLommel · 16/10/2013 17:29

Oh vjones, don't panic, lots of ladies have had bleeding and gone on to have BFPs. Fx for you Thanks

VJONES1985 · 16/10/2013 17:25

Hi, I'm here but devastated. Have just wiped and got some brown on the paper so I think I'm out. Only 7dpo (AGAIN) and looks like b6 does bugger all for me. I'm so so upset. Feels like I have this massive obstacle preventing it happening and I don't know if or when it's going to get better.

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VickyVix · 16/10/2013 17:22

mama your house sounds fab, I just knew you would have plenty of bathrooms to go round!

mama31 · 16/10/2013 17:22

I will be lurking until all my buddy's get their bfp's :)

lucyfluff · 16/10/2013 17:19

Haha I wish I was, could make a fortune lol Smile Grin junk food queen here so this party sounds amazing!

I hope a few get bfps on friday its so nice having people to talk to/moan to !!! Maybe this is your month and no symptoms isnt bad...remember I didnt really feel preggers and was so stay positive Grin Il be keeping my fingers crossed for you (although if you do I will miss you on the bus) Sad

mama31 · 16/10/2013 16:36

Lucyfluff.....cheesypuffs are my fave!!! how do you know this?!!! :) yes well that is my house Lucy....you are psychic lol (well by the beach ill give you that bit)

I'm not even expecting to get a bfp, I'm just here for the party :)

lucyfluff · 16/10/2013 16:17

This thread actuallu had me laughing out loud you crazy poas ladies!!!! Grin especially writer...hilarious!!!!

Im coming along to the party, only to cheer you guys on/hugs after and also to have a nosy around mamas party house. I imagine it to be a huge mansion by the beach, 5/6 bedrooms and immaculate Wink

I will bring cheesy puffs, jammie dodgers and some savoury offerings...so wish this was real!!!

ps I need some of those peecups in my life!!!!

mama31 · 16/10/2013 15:36

VJ where are you??? I need to know if you have spotted any symptoms and how crotchwatch is going today???

mama31 · 16/10/2013 15:28

Shewee's! Hahaha! No need no need!!!! My (virtual) house has more than enough bathrooms.....well might be one between 2 but I reckon we could manage with that just fine!! and my bathrooms already have amazing flower arrangements, luxury soap/towels/toilet rolls/moisturiser and extra comfy toilet seats ;)

We will be spoilt :)

Awwwwh I wish I really lived in the poas party house........

VickyVix · 16/10/2013 14:37

Errr, or I could order some SheWee's ???! Grin

VickyVix · 16/10/2013 14:36

This is too funny, must stop reading it at work, they're going to think I've gone mad that happened long ago chuckling away to myself in the corner.

writer love the limericks, keep them coming.

mama how many loos do you have? I can make a call to the porta-loo providers if you need? ....and I don't mean the blue plastic type I mean the luxury trailer type with soap and towels and a flower arrangement in the corner :) There's a lot of people and the queue could get quite big!

mama31 · 16/10/2013 14:08

Ok ladies.....as you are all more than aware....have little (zero) patience so my house is already decorated ready for the poas party on Friday with banners (loo roll), balloons, beakers (to pee in), sticks (for poas) and the bfp party bags have just been delivered also. No need for plastic chairs writer, mama's (virtual) house has plenty of room and luxury sofas for you all :)

I wish it was Friday already........

flymo79 · 16/10/2013 13:33

ha ha!! that was the intention jaykay. so funny, my whole office is unaware of the depravities being discussed at the poas party!! hisLommel's fanjo comment made me snort tea out of my nose... that's how mine's feeling today! broomstick-fanjo too early!!

jaykay987 · 16/10/2013 13:30

flymo - your "pass the breaker" comment just made me wretch!Grin

mama31 · 16/10/2013 13:29

Hahaha!!!! Too funny ladies!!!!!

Writer it can't go international....i don't want to be identified.....im too crazy on here lol

HisLommel · 16/10/2013 12:59

Super soft loo roll for our over-did-the-deed fanjos Wink

flymo79 · 16/10/2013 12:58

ok mama you might've just convinced me to poas, now I just need to get my hands on some sticks and some wee... pass the beaker!
loving the limericks, it's like a poas x-factor party!! new xmas number one???

Writerwannabe83 · 16/10/2013 12:55

And some plastic fold up chairs?? Unless you have enough sofas mama to accommodate all your guests? If so, I'm very jealous of your house Smile

You should start a Facebook Page about this - the party could go international Grin

Writerwannabe83 · 16/10/2013 12:51

I'm not too sure it sums up what is supposed to be the wonderment and magic of pregnancy though, lol. I fear it may be a little negative Grin

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