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The Elderberry Pavlovas- All aboard the Berrycopter. Thread 14

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funkymonk · 03/09/2013 20:23

The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

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BlindKitty · 12/09/2013 07:19

pip thanks! Great news re ivf, thought it was going to be more like jan!

rum I know! Who knew Wink??? My cat is currently praying the c&£@ out of me for her breakfast but she clearly doesn't know it's berry time!

boodle it's your turn next month, I'm sure Smile

boodle just remember you don't have to stay if its too much

Gillster · 12/09/2013 07:10

Good luck Barking. One step at a time. This will be the toughest day work wise.

barkingtreefrog · 12/09/2013 06:34

Yuk Boodle hope you've got some nice strong painkillers Thanks. It's like kicking someone when they're down isn't it? I've got a face full of spots, right before two weddings this weekend. I'm assuming it's all the stress and the hormones going wild, but hey, couldn't I just get a break?! Angry

I've woken up early due to cramps as well, and have realised I'm all out of drugs! Will need to recitify that before I brace myself for work. Wish me luck Berries, I don't know how everyone (least of all the head) is going to react to me. I'm scared Blush .

Boodle9 · 12/09/2013 04:37
Boodle9 · 11/09/2013 23:48

Why with the dreadful period pain? Is the lack of TTC success not punishment enough?

Just wanted to show my face tonight, albeit briefly, and thought I'd go drama-llama style.

Hope all other berries are ok today.

yorkiebilb · 11/09/2013 22:53

Am glad I read rum's properly again rather than skim read it. On first glance I thought the story about the mouse chase was some cat and mouse game you'd devised to spice up the ttc! Grin Grin Grin oh dear, time for bed methinks! Night lovely berries.

Bunnygirlie · 11/09/2013 22:47

yorkie OMG LMAO

Bunnygirlie · 11/09/2013 22:46

Ewwwwwwwwwww thunder that's really not my thing lol

yorkiebilb · 11/09/2013 22:44

ha ha! Just thought of the Shock look of someone stumbling across our thread for the first time and reading thunder's last post! What on earth?!!!

Thundercatsarego · 11/09/2013 22:13

Do you want me to pee on you, bunny?

Bunnygirlie · 11/09/2013 22:08

stop picking on me Blush

Hey pip how are you Hun? Ace news that you don't have to wait that long!

rum great image of you and mr rum on your hands and knees lol

yorkiebilb · 11/09/2013 22:03

pip great news about your ivf.

barking just see how you feel. If at the moment you're wanting to go back then do it. Just don't be hard on yourself if you find it all a bit too and need to escape. It can hit you at funny times.

rumisyum · 11/09/2013 21:59

Wait, kitty, you mean this dildocam can get me pregnant! Shock Then why on earth haven't they given it to me before?! Grin

That sounds like good news, pip! Hope you're doing OK.

Just spent a good 20 mins with Mr Rum on our hands and knees chasing a mouse the cat had brought in. Wretched beast! Thankfully we managed to herd it outside again. After those fun exertions I'm more than ready for bed. Hmm

CatsCantFlyFast · 11/09/2013 21:37

What's the reason for needing 2 cycles between pip?

CatsCantFlyFast · 11/09/2013 21:30

Pip good to hear from you. Really pleased your next cycle is coming round quicker than you'd hoped

Pipbin · 11/09/2013 21:30

I was told 6 months on the phone, but no, as soon as I want after 2 more AFs.

Thundercatsarego · 11/09/2013 21:23

Oo pip that's good- I thought you though it might be 6 months away last time you said about it?

Testing on Friday then bunny?

Hey happy how's it going? Any more exciting wedding plans?

Pipbin · 11/09/2013 21:18

Just dropped in to catch up quickly and so much has gone on.

Barking thinking of you at this shittiest of shitty times.

Blind and Boom amazing news for both of you there.

Not sure if I updated the Berries after my IVF follow up but it seems that I will be back on the IVF in early December and looking at egg collection in early January depending on what my cycle does.

happylass · 11/09/2013 21:15

Ooooooo go on Bunny do it! Seen as I'm out of pimping action at the moment I need to live vicariously through you lot! Grin

Bunnygirlie · 11/09/2013 21:04

No no no you aren't taking me to the dark side!!!

(Based on ov being 4 days late, expect AF Friday)

Soooooooo who else is due soon, surely there must be somebody else to take the heat off me?!?

Thundercatsarego · 11/09/2013 20:51

Oo yes yes! I can do that!

BlindKitty · 11/09/2013 20:48

seriously after 2 1/4 years I was convinced it wouldn't happen! If it happened for me, it can happen for the rest of you!

rum tmi but this last month I actually had more dildo cams and speculums (x 5) than dh's penis (x 1)!!! How romantic!!!

bunny is af due tomorrow then? I think we need to get thunder to pee on your pessimism!

barkingtreefrog · 11/09/2013 20:42

Have you not pimped bunny? I was spotting for 5 days before my useless bfp. I got my bfp on cd32 Wink .

yorkie I'm really torn. Part of me wants to take another week off, the other part wants to get the 'going back to work' thing over with. I got really tearful earlier just thinking about it and I think the longer I leave it the more the fear will build up. I'm only part time at the moment so I would be going in tomorrow but not again until Monday and Tuesday, then I'd get Wednesday off again.

CatsCantFlyFast · 11/09/2013 20:16

pimp when is AF due?

Bunnygirlie · 11/09/2013 20:14

rum you are as bad as that naughty pair in the corner!!!

It is blatantly pre-AF spotting, had tummy ache today too!
For those of you dreaming on my behalf, today is CD31, +opk on days 17 and 18 (4days later than usual)

Yay to the darker line kitty Grin