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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Legs in the air.

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Writerwannabe83 · 04/07/2013 18:41

Hello ladies Smile

A colleague of mine told me that in order to increase the chance of conception I should lie on my back with my legs up against a wall for half an hour post sex!!

Obviously I know it is silly - but I still did it last night!!! Grin

Also - this is a seriously TMI question but I do need to ask it.

After sex, how much sperm do you find leaks out of you?? Blush

Even after having my legs up for the wall for about 15 minutes I still found there was quite a lot of leakage when I stood up, haha.

I can't believe I'm talking about this!

I guess I just thought that all the sperm would be shot up to where it needed to be???

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ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 19:42

and they lived happily ever after.

?????T?H?E??????E?N?D??????????

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 19:37

And that is why TTC with a willing partner is the best thing to do because we know that when we 'break the news' they are going to be as just as happy and excited as we are!!!!!

He actually looked like he had tears in his eyes Smile

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fifi669 · 20/07/2013 19:30

Grin can't wait for us to have that moment too!

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 18:56
Grin

It was so funny when I told him over the phone that I'd had 4 BFPs - he just went silent and then said, "Bloody Hell!!" He was playing cricket at the time Smile I have since been down to the cricket ground (to get my car that he was using) and as soon as he saw me, he ran from his fielding duties to come and give me a huge hug!! He looked so happy!!

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fifi669 · 20/07/2013 18:47

She is now, a BFP and her chap knows they were trying.... Grin

ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 13:12

ah writer it's you!

I'm on phone so have to flip the thread to see who the OP is....

oh well, as long as you're happy! Wink

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 12:31

And don't worry about me Zing (the OP) - International's shenanigans are FAR more interesting than any tales of me sticking my legs up in the air Grin

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 12:30

hahahahahahaha OBM!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin

And your apology is accepted International....

....oh actually, my mistake....you didn't give me one!!!!!

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ZingWidge · 20/07/2013 12:28

Poor OP

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internationallove985 · 20/07/2013 12:10

I still haven't mentioned T.T.C. x

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 12:01

I am intrigued though as to what he said when you told him you wanted a baby with him and ha din fact been TTC behind his back for a few moths already??

Or did you miss that bit out when you were telling him how you feel?

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Writerwannabe83 · 20/07/2013 11:59

In what way was my comment about the thread being ridiculous aimed at you??? My smile was actually at JuicyFatSteak because I thought her post was funny and OTT - hence the 'Chill Pill' comment!!

I do not appreciate your attitude in your post to me when nothing I said was directed at you.

Compared to what other people on here have said about you or to you I fail to see how I'm the sick and twisted one who likes upsetting you?

But actually - the whole situation is so childish - I just can't be arsed anymore.

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internationallove985 · 20/07/2013 11:49

Winterwannabe. I checked the thread yesterday but I did not respond to what you said as my response would not have been very pleasant, but I would just like to say "Do you get some sick weird twisted pleasure from the upset of others, because that is what is seems like hence the big smile. in regards to my thread.
Also sorry to wipe the smile off your face here but he called me last night I wasn't going to answer but something told me to. I opened up about how he made me feel. (perhaps I am falling for him) I'm seeing him when he comes back and just going to see what happens because there could be something to save and if the result is a beautiful baby then being used will have been worth it. x

fifi669 · 19/07/2013 14:52

Seconded

RaRaZ · 19/07/2013 13:07

Sorry, Juicy, I have no right to have an opinion? Given you've been championing International's right to do whatever the f she wants, I find that a bit rich. Nor do I understand what religion has got to do with it. I'm not religious and never have been. Probably never will be. I'm particularly far distanced from Christianity. Doesn't mean I don't have my own set of morals - one of those being honesty. That's why I have a problem with International's behaviour. I also believe children are better of with a mother and a father - or at least a significant 'role model', for want of a better word, of each gender in their lives. I don't like International's decision to DELIBERATELY bring up her children without that.

JuicyFatSteak · 18/07/2013 21:34

I'm going over for a look....

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:32

It is on the Conception page and is called something like, "I know I'm going to get flamed but I can't stop crying."

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fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:29

What's her new thread? I promise not to bite this time...

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:28

I'm not an atheist.

I do have a son, he's 2 so a bit young to be worrying about him meeting someone like her.

I don't think old women or children should have babies. If it happens then its done, I don't believe in abortion. I think gay couples can make great parents, the lengths they have to go through to become parents shows their commitment. The ideal must always be a stable family in which to bring a child.

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 21:25

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:18

Take a 'Chill Pill' Grin

Based on International's newest thread I don't think her FWB scenario is going to be continuing anyway.....

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:17

I'm sorry - but this thread has just got too ridiculous now!!!

Grin Grin Grin

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JuicyFatSteak · 18/07/2013 21:09

Fifi, I can only assume your defence of cavalier dick-heads is because you have a son. Am I right?

RaRaz, I have nothing to say about your study of linguistics except: Hmm If you're not religious and you don't espouse middle-class ideals what, exactly, irks you about International's efforts to conceive a baby with her regular doesn't-give-a-shit-about-condoms fuck buddy.

You see, I am religious (although trying to give up swearing) yet cannot bring myself to judge International simply because I know the pathological yearning for a baby is irrational, selfish and all-consuming. I've also slept with zillions of men who didn't give a fuck about mine or their sexual health and who also refused to use condoms. I honestly wish I had had babies by a few of them in my twenties. Maybe even four. Much more preferable to being a twisted and bitter barren in your forties.

I'm seven weeks pregnant from donor egg IVF in the Czech Republic but oh! how I wish I'd just got knocked-up by a couple of the very decent blokes I shagged in my twenties.

Where do you draw the line with 'morals' if you're not taking the bible as your yardstick? What do we do about co-habiting couples? Lesbians? Gay men? Single women buying sperm from clinics? Children having babies? Old women having babies? Liz Hurley deliberately impregnating herself with billionnaire Steve Bing's sperm?

How are you going to rate International's morals against a society which values all of the above and none of God's? How do you, as an atheist, do that? You have no right....