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Eggcellent Egg Buddies; are you cycling in July/August/September??? Get in here!!!

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tametortie · 02/07/2013 06:50

We swear! We have to start a new thread every week! But we are the most gorgeous bunch of ladies ever Grin and will do anything to get a baybee in our tumtum.

Get nattering.....

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JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:56

Karbea, I won't be around in October as I'll be in jail for claiming Child Benefit five moths early. For quads.

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:53

Fifteen weeks, nokks! Do you feel free from danger and all that? I can't wait to feel as though I'm swimming in calm waters

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:52

What the devil is Crinone?

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:52

..actually, th'usband's in the bad books tonight 'cos I found one of his toenails lurking in the rug and sicked-up in my mouth Sad

NoMaybeAboutIt · 05/07/2013 21:51

I've just laughed so much a bit of Crinone popped out Grin

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:50

Choco, the question isn't what I'm on tonight...it's who I'm on... Grin

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:48

Wow, 15 weeks! It seems like only yesterday that you announced you were diffed. Yeah, feeling mostly positive and just so glad to be doing it again. Feeling ok apart from having the driest eyes in the world ever and being constantly parched. Bring on dildo cam again next week Wink

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:36

Thanks, choc. 15 weeks tomorrow. Mental crazy, I tells ya. You sound chipper about this round - feeling ok at the mo ?

Yeah joos have some tiddies instead......oh....these [biscuits] are biscuits are they could have fooled me. They look like orange boobies

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:30

Have some of these instead joos Biscuit Biscuit

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:29

Ah, that's lovely noks Grin how many weeks are you now?

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:28

Will someone take the Tennis Tennis balls away from joos.

I think Le Jock is going to win it now.....

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:27

maybe, I think from memory it was the progesterone that made me feel bleurgh, but then as DH helpfully pointed out when I was trying to symptom spot, I often say that I feel sick!

karbea it will probably be part 100 of the thread by then, but hope it will always be here

joos what are you on tonight?!

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:24

Oh Ffs, joos, don't get old spaffy pants aroused. Not in your condition. Before you know it, you'll be wheelbarrowed across the room and covered in the stuff.

DP thinks he's a ginge too. Are all you Sunny Delight slurping norverners colour blind or something ?

choccy I am grand, ta. Still can't quite get my head around being diffed though. After wanting it all for so long, I think my head had talked me out of ever thinking it would happen. So my head is having a great deal of trouble accepting that it has. I'm not depressed or down or anything remotely like that (far far FAR from it - I am really jolly right now). Just still trying believe that something I had dreamed about for such a long time has finally happened. X

Karbea · 05/07/2013 21:20

I've still got this stupid cold. My skin has turned to sh*t.
Do you reckon if I pop off for a bit, the same people will be around in Oct, or will you all be on pregnancy Fred's?

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:19

"Suck on my salty TennisTennis!"

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:18

"...Goodness gracious great TennisTennis of fire!"

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:16

"...We're having a gang-bang, we're having a Tennis we're having a gang-bang against the wall..."

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:15

ChoccoFingersAfterBeingUpAnArse, you're on your way, cock, and being well looked-after to boot. Yay! And, no, I'm not back to being a sweary-bra; I'm all riled up watchin' t'tennis.

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:10
JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:08

Yeah, Nokks, he is a ginge: my mate's mate's mate's mate's mate sucked him off and got a gob full of flaxen pubes

NookNook · 05/07/2013 21:05

Choco sounds like they are taking really good care of you.

I felt the same about DE. I was pretty against it but after 2nd failed cycle I changed my mind. Still not sure DE vs adoption but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it in a couple of weeks

Maybe I've never heard of *"hungry-sick"! Awesome expression. Can't be of any actual help though....

NoMaybeAboutIt · 05/07/2013 20:59

Keeping everything crossed Chocc. The not knowing what's happening inside is something I found really hard to deal with. Complete loss of control.

I have a question for you sage birds. Is it the progesterone or the trigger that is making me hungry-sick. If I don't snack every few hours I feel sick but making myself eat fixes it

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 20:59

Cheers noks, how are you doing? X

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 20:54

Ooohhh fingers crossed chocciewocciedoodah. At least they are monitoring you closely and can tweak things to make sure they get the best result. X

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 20:46

mejust great news on your positive test and well done motor for your darker line Grin

brooker glad your injections are going ok, buserelin has the same effect as cetrotide, in that it stops the LH surge and means you won't ovulate. I had cetrotide on my first go, but DH did the mixing- the thought of doing it was a lot worse than the reality

joos are you edging back towards your ranting, sweary self! How are you feeling at the mo'?

nook you will be fine about the pessaries. Promise.

euro sorry you are feeling it hasn't worked. Nothing anyone can say I guess, as only you know how you feel.

maybe fab news on your embies

Hello tame

Hi noks, love the Judith chalmers comparison, FUCK, she was annoying!

I am on 2nd day of stims today and 3rd day of clomid and really hoping that something will be happening inside and some follicles will be starting to wake up, as that was the whole point of the drug combo. I have 3 scans next week and that will be days 5,7 and 9 of stims so really hoping there is something to be seen! Last time I went on day 8 for the first time and there was only 1 follicle, it was scary.

Re the whole DE issue, I started out very anti IVF, then embraced it wholeheartedly and at some point rejected the idea of DE and found it hard to get my head around it all. Am now on DE list and just want a baby!

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