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The Elderberry Pavlovas: sit on the sofa of hopefulness and make yourself a special omelette while prescribing the vomming cat to those that deserve it and observing the lunching of the tactless.

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barkingtreefrog · 16/05/2013 09:34

It's time for some more grads!!

The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months NO instadiffers, must have a special pot)

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sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 22:14

*fx

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 22:14

Fix when you see the fc they will make sure you get monitored properly next time, or find something easily fixable.

Can you put a pic of one on here? You'd need to work out how much you would want to sell therm for and then I can see if we can add a reasonable mark up on top and still sell them.

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 22:07

I'd have to get making... I've only got the one I made for myself the other week at the moment, I keep giving stuff away!

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 22:06

Aww, amazing scone, thank you! I'm in Kent, so maybe it would work...
Yes, they hopefully would but they are ridiculously crap at this - the last time, I asked for an 8/9 week scan, and despite having been hospitalised the previous week, they still told me they 'don't do reassurance scans' at the EPU, and I had to get hold of my consultant from when I was admitted to get anything. And she promptly told me the bad news and got me booked in for an erpc. again. for the third time Sad

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 21:47

tally will they not monitor you quite closely next time given your history?

I'm on South Coast, would be happy to trial a few of your bags in the tea room gift shop if you want?

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 21:34

um, bags not nags.... Blush

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 21:34

I'm also considering going self employed making quilted nags, but I don't know if that would pay the bills. the best option I suppose is staying where I am and seeing if they sell.

I'm hesitant about getting diffed scone because I've had many problems in the past. wel actually 2. One being hyperemesis, hospitalised for dehydration. the other was miscarrying at 9 weeks 3 times. add them up and you get a broody scaredy tally!

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 21:08

So probably you would only have to be there another year Max? That's assuming you get diffed in the next 4 months.

I guess it depends how bad it is and whether or not you could work with dh!!

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 20:52

I'm pretty sure I could get diffed pretty soon but really want to get checked over before I try again Confused

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 20:49

I could get it now. been there 3 years now. dh just suggested I move to his company and do 1st line tech support with him as team leader. must admit it's tempting but probably very wrong.

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 20:24

How much longer would you have to be there to qualify?

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 20:24

How much longer would you have to be there to qualify?

Tallyra · 16/05/2013 20:20

I'd love to, but we can't afford anything extra at the moment. And I think I want to quit my job. that's going to muck up plans somewhat. (understatement of the year). I really want to stay long enough to take advantage of maternity leave though. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 20:10

Hug tally
Go and get yourself a takeaway and if dh asks say you can't wait to eat until 9 and he forgot dinner!

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barkingtreefrog · 16/05/2013 20:05

I would also be annoyed at that. Have Wine and a Biscuit and some Thanks . Perhaps a Brew ?
I get grumpy when I'm hungry so finding out dinner is late is a bad thing I sympathise with a lot!!

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Tallyra · 16/05/2013 20:00

ah fuck girls, I really need a hug. huge upset at work, went to yoga to try and calm down and arrived home to find dh has not even started cooking the roast that I made sure would be simple to just bung in the oven when he got home. now won't be eating til 9 and I'm ravenous and emotional and he's on the sofa - probably hasn't even realised I've stormed off.

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barkingtreefrog · 16/05/2013 19:56

I caved to peer pressure and pimped. BFN. Doesn't change anything as if I'd got a bfp I wouldn't believe it and as I got a bfn it's only because it's too soon

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sconeoclock · 16/05/2013 19:43

barking perhaps you can get dp to jazz in a beaker so you can make an omelette after his op during shag week?

Have you poas yet? Although 10dpo might be a bit early?

yorkiebilb · 16/05/2013 18:39

barking don't be so hard in yourself. I would have done exactly the same.

Bunnygirlie · 16/05/2013 18:39

Hola!
Just jumped off the flying sausage shuttle to say hi before I head back to the sun lounger of sadness, AF not due for a week but she has sent her itchy bitch welcome party ahead of her! I just hope she delays her visit till I am home!
Frog - sorry to hear OH is being an arse!
Barking - gutted OHs op will ruin shag week!

Anybody due to POAS?

P.s. how very dare you board the shuttle without me Wink

Thundercatsarego · 16/05/2013 18:03

poas barking

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barkingtreefrog · 16/05/2013 17:08

Well my news today is that DP has a date for his op (needs a circumcision to stop the occasional bouts of eczema he's getting in that area). 6th June. My 1st (and incredibly selfish thought) was to go straight to my ff app and see whether that would fall in/before shag week next cycle Blush . It does Sad .
And in other news, AF is still not here. 10 dpo!! Why didn't I try vit b6 sooner?!?! And why does it appear to have worked on the only cycle in 18 months hat we failed to dtd at the right time?!?!? Shock

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BlindKitty · 16/05/2013 15:42

And my cat!!!!

Bajas · 16/05/2013 15:25

Glad to see the omelette made it into the title Grin

Thundercatsarego · 16/05/2013 12:55

Ha tally! Did you say, well...you start with some soft lighting, romantic music and a small beaker...

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