The Elderberry Pavlovas: sit on the sofa of hopefulness and make yourself a special omelette while prescribing the vomming cat to those that deserve it and observing the lunching of the tactless.

Uuurgh berries I'm so tired, was up late last night doing a presentation and just drove halfway to uni before realising that in my dozy state I hadn't put it on the memory stick and brought it with me! Idiot! So now I've had to drive 15 miles back home and no point leaving again until rush hour over, so necking black coffee and it's full fat caffeinated so will give my eggs the jitters until 9. BAH!

I'll do a proper catch-up later when I'm not so bleary, just popping in to grumble.

Good luck bunny with your doc today, hope you get an appt!

And hello everyone else! x

Good luck bunny

barking maybe dp going away will give you a chance to catch up on one of your million and one jobs? Every cloud? X

So we have ROR (rug of rage), the SOP (sofa of pity) and the POP (pouffe of possibility) lol

I'm going to ring my docs in the mornings, hopefully get appt to discuss my results and see what the next step is for me!

bunny loving the new abbrieviation haha

No point in going private now, been waiting since feb, just got my hopes up for June but I should have known it would start later. Oh and as nice as she was she kept saying 'the last batch had just been called and you'll be in the next batch'. Quite annoyed that she referred to me as a batch. She did get a nurse to call me but I was with o e of my own patients do couldn't answer.

That is, shambolic.

PS. Remember my stupid teacher? Imagine him organising a class trip?! There were two last week. Not sure which was worse, both spectacluar in the absence of any planning!

kitty that's shit! Is going private an option at this stage? Or will you stay on the path you're on? Iui sounds good, though. Have been reading about it all.....am convinced we'll be going that route or clomid.
Lo, barking looking forward to half term? Been doing small group sats this week. Hate it!

cats reflex is great innit!

thunder and kitty sorry to hear you're on the ROR(rug)

TMI question - when the evil witch visits do you get a few days notice before she comes in full i.e. spotting, discharge, goo etc or does she just come full on?!?

You must be so hacked off blindkitty, to have to wait until August is rubbish. I think it's a bit of a postcode lottery on how quickly you get treated.

Barking yes that's what they said but I can't see that they've agitated it that much. There was a small amount of spotting afterwards but nothing to speak of really. I think I will ignore their advice as DH back on Saturday after 3 weeks away plus I reckon I 'll be ovulating then too. Will probably go for the relaxed approach!

It seems strange that they won't give you the results. It seemed to me that they could see straight away whether there were any issues. There were three ladies looking after me and they were lovely and very keen to put my mind at rest. They even showed me the screen. I would just ask, it's not like you've got anything to lose given that you will have already left your dignity at the door! . I took a couple of pain killers about half an hour before so pain was minimal. Good luck!

thundery is the right word bunny! Pissed off with the universe generally particularly with shitty af's arrival.

Good stuff cats and happy

Barking really? They just told me (rather hastily) on the day. I think if its clear then you just get some period type-pain. However, my friend (the one who was sick) has blocked tubes and said it was excruciating so I think you'd get any idea by the amount if pain you have.

In my news, I called the fertility clinic today re imminent iui and I'm told it won't start until aug . After 2 years I feel like I've been waiting forever!!!! Wish we'd just gone private!!!

Make some space on the rug of rage!!!!

Evening ladies. Welcome back Bunny. Doesn't seem to be much PIMPing action going on of late. Who's next up? Still waiting to see if I've OVd this month. Had OV pains last night and a very small temp rise this morning so still not completely out of the game
Quick question. Does anyone know what to look for in jizz test results? DP had one about 6 months ago and was told all was well (above average apparently ). Just had the report on paper as need it for my GP but can't make head nor tail of it! Any ideas?!?

And lo, cd48 nearly over.
Had another reflexology session today - it was great. I do hate my hormones, though.

Big berry love to you all.

Whassup oh thundery one?

I'm now picturing our Berry palace with a massive comfortable sofa of pity, the pouffe of possibility and a red rug of rage in the corner! Plus a large well stocked fridge full of

It's where I'm sat bunny

Here's Bunny

So what's with the rug of rage?!?

And Lo! bunny back! Welcome back bunster.

gill excellent news today, it's great to get an all clear and done action coming up relatively soon that will help.

sid sorry you're feeling . Even though it's frustrating that there are no obvious fixable things found, it is good news to have normal bloodworm and healthy follicles. Honest! So difficult with DPs previous experiences though- I wouldn't cope at all well in that situation.

And Lo tally and feeling a bit better today! Excellent news. If you want someone to Wang, you can belt me with one?

Hi all else! I'm curbing the nonsense today.

I'm back!!! Anybody here?!?

Whassup?!?

All they said was that it might be preventing implantation Tallyra Hopefully once it's gone it will be all systems go!