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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/04/2013 22:46

Anyone seen the Conception Prediction thread? Hmm

evilgiraffe · 19/04/2013 22:44

Don't even joke about "BD", hest, some of us have been sick more than enough this week already...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:38

Have you BDed lately?

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:38

Probably hun.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/04/2013 22:38

Am I pregnant yet? Wink

evilgiraffe · 19/04/2013 22:34

And the "well if it doesn't work you can always adopt" ignorant fuckers can fuck off, too.

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:29

Oh yes. And if anyone says "You need to relax! My aunty's hairdresser's cousin's cleaner had 3 rounds of IVF and then got pregnant NATURALLY when she went on holiday!" we won't be answerable for our actions.

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evilgiraffe · 19/04/2013 22:26

Yeah!

Northey · 19/04/2013 22:24

Relax, you say? Don't mind if I do. I might even give AMNH a sensual massage with candles oo er. Forgetting all about it and having a moment of pure lurve is bound to work.

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