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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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Nokkie73 · 27/04/2013 16:25

Sorry to hear that twinks. Will you have to have treatment for the PCOS (sorry about my ignorance on this subject) and have the cyst taken out ?

Is it too early to have a vodka ?

TWinklyLittleStar · 27/04/2013 15:53

I have no idea why that posted twice.

TWinklyLittleStar · 27/04/2013 15:52

euro you would be amazing as RamboLawyer

My didlocam confirmed PCOS, and found a big cyst on my left ovary too. Plus they woke me up after my night shift to ask if I could come in early, so I am tired and rather cross.

TWinklyLittleStar · 27/04/2013 15:52

euro you would be amazing as RamboLawyer

My didlocam confirmed PCOS, and found a big cyst on my left ovary too. Plus they woke me up after my night shift to ask if I could come in early, so I am tired and rather cross.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 27/04/2013 10:05

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EuroShaggleton · 27/04/2013 08:35

I was thinking more Rambo, Norf.

Northey · 26/04/2013 23:18

Affect a 30s style embroidered browband, euro. They'll just love it at work.

Truffkin · 26/04/2013 22:40

So sorry Hest ((((())))) Minimal consolation, you were AWESOME on the tellybox

EuroShaggleton · 26/04/2013 22:07

In a couple of weeks, Twink. I'm funny about scars and am stressing about it. The bump has to go before it gets any bigger, but I'm going to have to look at that scar every day for the rest of my life. Or grow a fringe. I don't suit a fringe.

RaspberrySnowCone · 26/04/2013 21:30

So sorry Hest :( (((((hugs))))) for you.

We really aren't doing very well in here at the moment are we. Can I suggest we need to hit the gin harder?

CurlyCasper · 26/04/2013 21:16

So sorry Hest. Been thinking of you today but only just able to log on. Gin, doughnuts and a lesbo hug. X

TWinklyLittleStar · 26/04/2013 18:05

When's the headbump removal? Do you have some time off coming up now?

EuroShaggleton · 26/04/2013 17:48

Sorry about the pee stick, hest. Get proper smashed at the wedding.

I'm back. I'm tired. I had recently got better at sleeping on planes, but I doubt I got 2 hrs last night. And I'm fretting about having my headbump removed. :(

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HesterShaw · 26/04/2013 16:27

Thanks hags x

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 26/04/2013 15:58

How are you doing now Hesty? I realise that's probably a stupid question.

WrenNatsworthy · 26/04/2013 15:55

Coming in for our Hester. So fucking pissed off for her today.

Nokkie73 · 26/04/2013 12:50

Sorry hest. That is indeed a steaming pile of wank.

Northey · 26/04/2013 11:58

Cock. That's crap. Sometimes you just know, even though at the same time you can't properly give up hope, because of all the people who had no symptoms etc and yet got positives. Shit. I'm sorry. Get lashed at wedding. No chance it's the same one I'm going to, is it (civil partnership thing)? Let's get lashed together.

alwyn · 26/04/2013 11:30

Sorry hest

I think jingle summed it up extremely eloquently. Go and get utterly smashed at the wedding.

TWinklyLittleStar · 26/04/2013 11:26

So sorry hest.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 26/04/2013 10:12

Sorry hes, it's shit. Have some gin and some cake and a sneaky squeeze of smelly fish

rocketleaf · 26/04/2013 09:27

I'm so SO sorry Hestrie :-(

jinglebitch · 26/04/2013 09:02

Shittingfuckingwankycuntbollocks :-(

CaptainMoll · 26/04/2013 08:49

Hest, so sorry.

KatAndKit · 26/04/2013 08:32

I'm sorry - that is really fucking crap.