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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/05/2013 20:26

We need a new fred soon. Did we agree on a theme?

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:03

I would llove a massive shit, since we're talking about it. I've been so constipated since I had my gallbladder out.

You going anywhere nice norf, or do you mean you're off for the evening? I'm home sitting under a blanket cos it's bloody cold.

Good luck with the shagging euro. Slight shame on you for calling your bits your woowoo, not very BESH unless you somehow meant the cocktail of that name?

Hope you get well rested before the stabbing commences frank. Your HoComs dinner sounds good.

Starburst Sours are good.

Today was a good day because I went to the canteen for late lunch /early dinner, absolutely starving and wishing it was jerk chicken day - and it was! Also despite the shifts-dicking I can still go get my lower half transformed from Wookie to human in the morning. Phew.

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HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 19:59

I didn't have one I hasten to add. I was just using it as an example.

Actually my shit this morning was rather small and unsatisfactory

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Northey · 23/05/2013 19:36

Actually, I did have a massive shit this morning.

Also, I am now off work too.

ALSO, I have discovered Starburst Sours, which are ace.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/05/2013 16:10

Food was very nice. Smoked Salmon followed by Roast Beef and rounded off with Lemon Tart.

Didn't get to see much of the building as it was pretty much closes for recess, but walked through the big hall where they lie people in state. There are plaques on the floor saying "so-and-so lay in state here on [date]>. I stopped at the Queen Mum.

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 15:59

Sorry for shift messiness twink. That sounds annoying.

Oooooo, get you frank. Fancy.

hest thanks for sharing. I have EWCM, I think. It's a bit difficult to tell as I have had bucketloads of CM since the biopsy on Monday. It is like my cervix is crying about having a chunk ripped out of it.

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HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 15:13

as in

The artist formerly known as PrincessBoo and I do it a lot. It's when we bring up stuff we don't really think people chat about in normal life.

E.g. I did a massive shit this morning

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 14:14

D'you mean ? Poor you.

frank oooh exciting! How was the food?

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HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 14:00

I have thrush

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 23/05/2013 13:56

I'm alright. Bloody knackered though! Had to go to a dinner at the House of Commons last night and didn't get back home till 1am - my boss and I had a driver rather than stay the night.

So jet lag + late night + first day back at work = ZombieFrankel

In other news, I've finished my droid inducing pills so hopefully my body will reset in the next week and its back on with the stabbing!

TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 13:42

I'm ok too, although all my shifts have been messed around and extended as a result of yesterday. I got a text from my doctors today, apparently I have to collect my referral paperwork so I can 'choose and book' an appoinment?

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 12:31

I'm ok. Fairly busy. I'm taking tomorrow off in order to have a four day weekend, so I've got a fair bit to do today.

My woo woo seems to have recovered remarkably well from Monday's attack. Which is good as I should be gearing up to ov soon, so need to get back to swi.

How are you doing?

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HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 12:19

Hello dearest Hags. How are we all today?

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evilgiraffe · 22/05/2013 22:36

Newsnight now, Paxo is filling me in. This is horrific.

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HesterShaw · 22/05/2013 22:35

Some poor young squaddie was hacked to death outside a barracks in Woolwich in what appears to be a terrorist attack. The murderers ran around with their weapons as people tried to help him. It's simply unbelievable :(

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evilgiraffe · 22/05/2013 22:21

No, Jason is the least awful. He's well spoken and adorable. Welsh Dracula is second to him, though :) We're watching You're Fired now - Dara is fabulous.

What's on the news?

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HesterShaw · 22/05/2013 22:13

Horrible horrible horrible. That poor boy. Not much older than a boy. RIP.

Rasp, hurray, sounds like things are moving forward at long last.

I watched the Apprentice - I have never watched it before. I hated them all. Welsh guy is the least awful, despite the eyebrows. Uzma.....well, I'm speechless.

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Northey · 22/05/2013 22:11

Wonder what tomorrow's security presence will be on Whitehall.

EuroShaggleton · 22/05/2013 21:57

Hurrah rasp! I love yer bloke's non-plussed reaction.

The KG/Zita chat was pointless. I think that "campaign" has completely misfired.

I'm sort of watching bugs, whilst eating supper and MNing.

The news is a bit dramatic today.... I grew up around there. My parents hated me hanging around in Woolwich so I used to lie to them and do it anyway .

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Northey · 22/05/2013 21:53

No, am watching bbc news channel :(

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Northey · 22/05/2013 21:53

Imbecile. I wonder who the pr company is.

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