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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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EuroShaggleton · 09/05/2013 16:20

The zigzags didn't improve my typing any I notice.

EuroShaggleton · 09/05/2013 16:19

The zigzags buggered off after a while. I think they are a typical migrane symtom. I don't usually get migranes, but I think the area around the stitches is a bit swollen, so it is probably putting pressure on my skull or something.

hest that is quite astoundingly stupid.
I'm sure I'm guilty of that in one of my other quiches. I draw the line at babydust and lols though.

Make sure you get your money's worth, bugs.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 09/05/2013 16:16

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 15:50

Ok draf, told you I was being completely unreasonable :)

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 15:36

No spoilers Twinks, but was he totes amazeballs?

I've just sent off my Royal Ascot application for the Royal Enclosure . Got to get a hat sorted out now

Being a BESH has definitely lowered my tolerance levels to hun/babydust/lols freds. Grown women should know better!

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 15:32

Hurrah, Twink! Tomorrow night cannot come soon enough! I'm really looking forward to it, so such relief that it is good!

Hest, a shiny thread is a new one - clean and shiny like anything that's new. It's not an odd thing to say, I think.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 15:25

How was Bendydick?

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TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 15:19

Star Trek: Into Darkness is fucking brilliant. Drop what you're doing and go see it now.

Ahem. As you were.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 15:15

I'm afraid that being a BESH has also ruined me for other conception threads. Even in Infertility they are so lovely and nice they scare me, though I have found an IUI with some nice people.

Tell what annoys me on Other Threads. When someone starts it and someone regular wanders in and says something like

"Oooh, lovely shiny new thread!

"

WTF is a SHINY THREAD Angry

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JethroTull · 09/05/2013 15:08

Yes, Hest. You are absolutely right.

Also because the talk of an Actual Baybee & the shenanigans that come with it terrify me. I tried posting on the October Bus in ante natal but it's a bit too enthusiastic & 'Hun' for a seasoned ESH.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 15:01

It's because I'm here isn't it? Admit it. You can't leave me

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JethroTull · 09/05/2013 14:56

Hest I still struggle to believe that there will be an actual baby at the end of this. Grin Everyday I say to SSG '.... A little baby' he thinks I'm more mental than ever.

Like Faif I can't seem to leave the BESH. It's where I feel at home. With the glittery boobs and talk of fish.

Nokkie73 · 09/05/2013 14:45

hest she should have her doctors badge (or whatever) taken away from her. She should also have a slap with a rotting haddock. Stupid fucking woman.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 14:41

Aaaahh.

All this NCing baffles me. You would never catch me doing it, no siree....

When I initially went to see the idiot GP, she said "You seem very worried about it. Calm down. I doubt there's a problem. Look at all these celebrities who get pregnant in their 40s."

ShockShockShock

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HadALittleFaithBaby · 09/05/2013 14:25

joops used to be a blondish-red head.

Our GP asked if we'd been sechsing regularly...he had a couple who claimed to be TTC for two years with no joy, turns out he was in the RAF and had been abroad for 12 months of the 24 so I can understand him checking! Tis a bit beyond to check you're using the right hole though!

Nokkie73 · 09/05/2013 13:57

faif fanks. I shall stay here for a while, see how things pan out and then come over if all is going well. I will lurk in the meantime though.....how is Faithlet ? All good with you both ?

donks un fucking real. You should have asked them to do a demonstration for you.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 13:45

Who is MsJupiterJones pliz?

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 13:43

Still can't believe Jeffers is a PESH :).

bet she can't either

You do know that at the end of being a PESH, you will have an Actual Baybee, don't you?

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HadALittleFaithBaby · 09/05/2013 13:39

The PESH are over over here but as a general rule new differs lurk there to start and post after a while. Generally PESH will continue to mark our spot on the BESH thread to keep an eye on you! :)

DolomitesDonkey · 09/05/2013 13:24

nokkie oh yes. We were asked which hole we put it in. Imagine out surprise to discover there was a difference!Grin

Nokkie73 · 09/05/2013 13:05

jeff where is The PESH ? Can I stay here too ? I like all this lot because they dance and say funny things and put glitter on their boobies and EVERYTHING.

JethroTull · 09/05/2013 12:50

Norks pliz to come over to PESH when the shock has worn off (if you're anything like me that will be in about another 6 weeks!).

Nokkie73 · 09/05/2013 12:05

euro that's not normal. Have you drunk enough water today ? Go to the quack if it continues. Xx

twonks Blush I am wearing Spock ears in your honour. Who is your favourite ? Are you going to the IMAX ?

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 11:49

Migraine? After effects of anaesthetic?

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EuroShaggleton · 09/05/2013 11:46

Bloody hell, noks. That really is a FCFU. Nice work.

About 5 mins ago I started seeing zigzags in front of my eyes. They are spreading. Did the dr mistakenly remove a part of my brain yesterday or something?

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