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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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Northey · 25/05/2013 07:06

Cycles have always been mad - 100daysish when left to their own devices, but have managed to get them down to 33 days over the years of ovarian drilling and metfirmin and clomid etc. They got screwed up again by the second ectopic and last cycle was the first post ivf, so I'm not surprised they were long. The interesting thing will be how long this one is, as that will be an indication of whether they are just settling down, or are on a track to being totally out of control again.

EuroShaggleton · 24/05/2013 20:27

Moll, I'd be very happy to let you do the new fred.

drizz at least you are reliable! I seem to be a bit less so since the mc. It's annoying. Meh.

CaptainMoll · 24/05/2013 17:03

Drizz - oooh, you get more mysterious with every post! Trips, eh?

CaptainMoll · 24/05/2013 17:02

Norf, your cycles sound deeply annoying. Is that a pcos thing or just contrary womble?

CaptainMoll · 24/05/2013 17:00

Can I do the new thread? Can I can I can I?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/05/2013 15:07

Oh and I am HUNGRY. Maybe I should deal with that first!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/05/2013 15:07

It's scan or official test day. I have a fairly reliable 13day LP. So if no droid on Wed evening, things are exciting. If droid on Wed, it's start of the new cycle and baseline scan on day 2 or 3. And then on to the pill Hmm

I am through with today, not that I have done a thing. Except from book a trip towards some of you :) but I can't say more for fear of outage.

Your cycles sound crap norf. Where they always thus?

OFTD=a typo, but I can be mystifying if I try Wink

EuroShaggleton · 24/05/2013 14:18

Is that for the start of your next cycle norf? If so, that puts us in a similar position.

drizz will you test before the scan? They won't do a baseline scan before droid has arrived, will they?

TWinklyLittleStar · 24/05/2013 11:54

draf have a lovely time in Wales and I hope this shitty weather picks up. All I ask of summer is to not need a coat, and so far it's let me down badly.

norf did you always have such long cycles or have they changed?

TWinklyLittleStar · 24/05/2013 11:43

OFTD?

evilgiraffe · 24/05/2013 11:25

I used to be rather anti-pooing at work. And then I had a truly hideous time with stress last summer and had several instances of sudden and extremely urgent diarrhoea, and became friends with the disabled loo. Pleasingly, the unpredicability of my bowels has died down considerably since dropping the stress, but they're still not the same as they were two years ago. Anyway, I am now much more understanding about work poo requirements.

In entirely unrelated news, next weekend I'm off to Wales to stay with my mum and dad, and my friends are also coming for a holiday nearby for the first week. I am making a themed CD to keep them entertained for the first hour of the journey: starting off with and ending with Fabulous stuff :)

Northey · 24/05/2013 11:01

Stumbling Around Drunk And Wailing. Or possibly Staggering. I think nookie invented it.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/05/2013 09:22

On the pooing at work front I am with euro. Although it is less the inferior quality of paper and more the feeling someone might be lurking on the other side. We've moved office and it is all much less private :(

Yay for near recommence of stabbing and for dinner at the House of Commons frank. not jealous or anything.

My OFTD is two weeks today, 16dpo, which will probably be the day of the baseline scan fo IVF

Am I thick not to remember what SADAW means?

Northey · 24/05/2013 08:32

Phone up on first day of next droid. Last cycle was 50 days. Currently on about 30.

EuroShaggleton · 24/05/2013 08:23

norf as soon as AF comes, so probably in two and a bit weeks. So long as the biopsy result is ok when it comes back next week.

What's your plan?

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HesterShaw · 23/05/2013 23:56

Darling Bugs, you have no idea how your poo-at-work anecdote made me larf xxx

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Northey · 23/05/2013 22:45

I can't find poo website. Oh well.

Congratulations on functional foofery, eu. When do you start next proper cycle?

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 22:13

My typing is however shameful.

EuroShaggleton · 23/05/2013 22:12

Twink me and KFZk use woo woo ironically. It's quite useful to avoid word filters on email. I refused to be shamed by my use of woo woo.

In fact, my woo woo has just been shown to be in full working order. I won't hear a bad word said about it. (I think KFZK was more nervous about dtd than I was, but it was fine. He doesn't appear to have broken me.)

bugs I am not a fan of pooing at work. I abhor the inferior bum roll. I'm an Andrex Aloe Vera girl.

Northey · 23/05/2013 21:05

I thought we were doing BESH - CBATM bit can definitely be arsed to SADAW. Or some such.

There is a great website that calculates how much you get paid per work poo. I will find it for bugs. And also for me :)

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:54

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:49

Here buggerychops, have some Whitebait of Woe old chap. It sucks big hairy beefballs, so it does.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:46

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TWinklyLittleStar · 23/05/2013 20:36

This fred has taken quite a long time to fill I think, comparatively. I don't think we've discussed a feem except that we'll have one?

bugs I remembered you saying where GP got his nickname. Lates are the worst for getting jumped, IME.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 23/05/2013 20:29

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