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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:37

Bugger! Fat fingers Blush

"Wanting to be a father"

He was asked in an interview if he had any regrets and his reply was "not being a father yet". He's got godchildren and there is an adorable picture posted by his best mate on Twitter.

Evil I saw this picture and thought of you. Another FanFic pairing for you!

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:32

"Wanting to be a father", perhaps?

TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 21:29

I'm guessing 'eating to a father' is a typo. But I'm too befuddled to figure out what you actually meant.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:25

Oh I agree he is not hawt in every role he plays, but as a person generally he is ver sexy. And sweet. And smart. His comments about eating to a father are utterly heart-melting. Bless his cotton socks.

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:00

I know what you mean, Moll. He was odd-looking in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but is gorgeous in Sherlock. I suppose that's true of most men, though, sometimes they're a bit meh and other times they're gorgeous.

HOTB is fuckhot all the time tough, naturally Wink

EuroShaggleton · 09/05/2013 20:52

Nice hat...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 20:48

Hmm, not sure about the colour Wink

CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 20:42

Lovely hat, Twinks Grin

CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 20:41

I am a very bad dance swinger, I am not a sechs swinger.
I thought the glittery bristols might be a bit intimidating for the first class Noks so I'll save them for next time. Wink

I'm undecided about Cummerbund Bandersnatch. Sometimes hot, sometimes weird. I prefer the scruffier Brett McKenzie geeky version of that model.

TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 20:22

Hat for frank to wear at Ascot

My doctor didn't ask stupid questions. However her internal calendar was faulty, and she tried to send me away because she thought we'd been TTCing for 4 months. She was very polite about it! She warmed up considerably when I pointed out she'd lost a year somewhere in her adding up.

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 20:21

Ah, he's not at his best in LOTR. He is hot stuff the rest of the time though.

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TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 20:01

I did not realise he was Eomer. Good grief.

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 19:38

Urban? As in Eomer?

I don't fancy him. Something about his lips

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evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 18:47

Why didn't you believe me, Twinks? I've been saying for AGES that Pine and Urban (and Quinto and The Batch) are hotties! Arrrrrgh, 25 hours until I can see it!

Also, get well soon :(

TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 18:37

Sorry for leaving you all in suspense - BendyDick TrouserBulge was fantastic. Can't say much more without being spoilery. Chris Pine was surprisingly hot, I don't normally fancy blond men. However the excitement was all too much, I had to take to my bed.

(It's possible that I went to bed.because I'm ill with a chest infection and upset stomach. HWCA almost decreed me too ill to go into London today. Poor me, waaah.)

Nokkie73 · 09/05/2013 18:25

cap'n if it's anything like last night's effort, you will be fabulous. Are you taking your glittery bristols with you ?

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 18:13

Moll, I never knew you were a swinger?

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CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 18:07

I'm going for my first proper swing dance class! I fully expect to make a massive tit of myself. It'll be GREAT!

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 17:55

But I totally made the joke up

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evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 17:29

That's the one. The joke may have rusted by now, but hey ho, it's become habitual...

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 16:47

Irony. Like goldy and bronzey, only made of iron?

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evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 16:40

My other quiche uses horrendous levels of teen speak (though not bubba or hun, thank god) in an affectionately ludicrous way. It's ironic, innit? Grin

HadALittleFaithBaby · 09/05/2013 16:39

My ante-natal/post-natal group are great. But it is a Fred, not a fecking bus!

Yes hest it's because of you... Only youuuuuu, can make this world seem right....

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 16:32

I should never have mentioned shiny threads. Shiny threads are perfectly ok. I am just intolerant and bitter.

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