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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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JethroTull · 10/05/2013 13:49

I have to admit that Mr Beckham gets better with age & tattoos. But he'd have to be very quiet.

Grin at 'get on the park & ride'

Nokkie73 · 10/05/2013 13:43

hest gasp does he wear tight t-shirts ?

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 13:41

Erm....Noks, there are rumours about Clooney. I don't think he'd be that into you. No offence.

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Nokkie73 · 10/05/2013 13:31

I'm with euro and hest. I'd get on the park and ride for Rhod Gilbert and Daniel Craig. Bendysnatch does nothing for me. George Clooney and Sir Brad Fitt could also have some special time with me. As could the bloke who played the original Spartacus (no, not fucking Kirk Douglas), Clive Owen and Bradley thingy from The Hangover.

God, I am such a randy old woman.

JethroTull · 10/05/2013 13:29

I had to Google Karl Urban. Had no idea who he might be! Benedict I sort of get. I think he'd be funny in RL but still prob a bit of a diva.

Now Rhod, he IS funny. Good accent too. I watched a programme with him once where he had to be a SAHM for a week. Was hysterical.

Daniel Craig. Hot in Bond movies. Definitely wouldn't say no.

evilgiraffe · 10/05/2013 13:25

As far as "imagine shagging" goes, there's really very few, if any. There are too many mental caveats, the biggest being HOTB. But being friends, now, that's a whole different story

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 10/05/2013 13:12

Whilst I definitely have sexy thoughts about the Batch, I agree with Evil that a lot if it is also about "he looks a right laugh". I'd be happy with popping down the pub/out for a Neal. Maybe a few A-List premieres here and there.

He genuinely seems to be a nice bloke, self-deprecating, funny and just doesn't take it all too seriously. Plus, he's happy to be photographed in the most awful clothes - including drag! There's a very funny Tumblr called What Are You Wearing Benedict which analyses his clothing (on and off set) in a very loving way. He has got dodgy dress sense, bless!

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 12:44

And I totally bet he'd fancy me.... Hmm

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 12:42

For me a celeb crush is someone you actually imagine shagging and get all in a lather about it. My Rhod Gilbert crush comes and goes, but I imagine he'd be ace in the sack. And funny.

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evilgiraffe · 10/05/2013 12:32

Oh, true, Jeff. Although I tend to crush on people who come across as smiley friendly (and best: silly) and generally appear to be lovely people. at San Diego ComicCon last year they were giving out free Dredd badges, and Karl Urban nabbed one and wore it all day - what's not to love about someone that geeky? I have no time for people who seem utterly self-obsessed, no matter how pretty they are.

Incidentally, by "crush" I generally mean that I'd love to have a drink with them, invite them over for a barbecue, that sort of thing. Even all of them at once is no match for the sheer wonderfulness of HOTB. (apologies for soppiness, but it's true!)

CaptainMoll · 10/05/2013 12:29

It's nice to have pretty things to look at, but I can't get invested in them as people, for exactly that reason, Jeffers.
My line of work means I do occasionally encounter celeb types, and they are usually either dull or rude, with a couple of exceptions.

EuroShaggleton · 10/05/2013 11:25

I don't really get it either, Jeff. Although I could probably be persuaded to have a go on Daniel Craig, if he was offering.

JethroTull · 10/05/2013 11:09

I don't really get the whole celeb crush thing. They'd probably all turn our to be arseholes with massive egos so it wouldn't matter how good looking they were, you'd think they were a wanker anyway. Maybe I'm missing something....?

evilgiraffe · 10/05/2013 10:59

Both of them. And Captain Fine. And Karl Urban. and many, many more

It's possible that I lust over admire a few too many celebs...

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 10:34

Cuntysnatch or Jackman. THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE

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TWinklyLittleStar · 10/05/2013 10:33

I can see people coming to blows.over this...

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 10:28

It's the waxy plasticine face and piggy eyes which get me.

Sorry Frank

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EuroShaggleton · 10/05/2013 10:23

I'm with hest on this one. He is a bit smug looking...

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 10/05/2013 09:12

Morning hags. I missed another whole evening on cumbersnatching Hmm I see a fred feme deveveloping. I like our scary new and shiny OPs these freds but I miss racking my brains for pirate-isms, P&P lingo and victorian banter...

Did I miss anything else? Anymore sneaky the opposite of insta differs?

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 23:11

Cuntysnatch doesn't do it for me AT ALL but I'm willing to admit he may have a Nice Personality

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CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 21:50

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CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 21:49

I love the look on the baybees face in that pic! Though it is a fairly close example of the look on the faces of the baybees in my dreams. A little more sneery, but the same "who the hell are you?" vibe.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:46

I know, it's like the baby is saying "Oi mate, piss off with the cheekbones. They're supposed to be looking at me!"

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:42

OMG I'm not sure I could handle Sulu/Scotty fic! Lovely pic though :)

And all the love for the baybee looking all Hmm at Benedict Grin

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