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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 21:14

I gave up Facebook for lent which probably explains why I'm on here so much lol. Can't believe we're on page 9 already, no wonder we aren't pg, we're too busy nattering on here!

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ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 21:10

Enjoy. I'm watching Shetland

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:59

Right, I'm off to watch Dorian Gray (sounds like a Dulux shade for Prisoner Cell Block H).

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:59

All my facebook 'friends' are boring as frig.

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:58

I'm a bugger for sugar.

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:58

I must say, this thread beats Facebook, hands down.

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:57

Yes, that's what I mean. Two days of 500 cals per week. I just need to give my body a rest from sugar!

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:55

Cats, when I say 'fasting' I mean 600 cals (which covers muesli and nuts for breakfast and my homemade soup for tea). Absolutely nowt else.

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:54

Twink, remind us what your plans are?

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:53

Cats, I have been fasting one day a week for several weeks now and dropped a few pounds. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone with food issues or body dysmorphia. I eat spectacularly well every other day and work out a lot. My problem is caffeine as I've become addicted to energy drinks during work-outs.

twinklestar2 · 10/03/2013 20:51

I'm in my 20th month of trying :(

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:49

Do you think intermittent fasting is safe while ttc?

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Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 20:49

pip can have the queen shagger crown and I'll have the tiara for a good effort! lol

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ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:49

But, rabbits nonetheless Smile

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:48

I will shut up now.

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:47

...actually, we only shag like 40-odd year-old rabbits where the male has ejaculatory issues Sad

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:46

Happy, try shagging like rabbits for a year only to learn you've got one functioning fallopian tube and an endo-encrusted ovary (oh, and you're coming up for 42!) Sad

happylass · 10/03/2013 20:44

Shit, since Mother and instadiffer got their BFPs everyone else has been trying longer than me. I have nothing to complain about. Don't know how you long term TTCers manage it!

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 20:43

Raining, I'm going to come round your house and steal your [ ] keys off your keyboard! Wink

Yeah...I don't actually read the lists too much, but I still like being on there! It's a shame there isn't an option to just have a post at the top where we can go in and edit our details as needed.

ILoveMyCats · 10/03/2013 20:42

Ah, yes. pip, queen shagger Grin

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:41

Sonic, 'getting a grip' whilst trying to conceive is an oxymoron, surely. Am I right, Boodle, or am I misusing the word?

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:40

The only thing I once did three times within twelve hours was have a shit. I was ill Sad

Sonics · 10/03/2013 20:39

I do read them to see who's been ttc longer than me! Like its some weird backwards competition or something. I need to get a grip

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 20:39

I miss Merkin when she's eating.

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Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 20:38

Not sure I deserve to take the tiara off pip

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