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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

996 replies

Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 22:06

I've switched over to Every Which Way You Can. Someone shoot me now.

Good luck tomorrow, Merkin. McDonald's?

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 22:05

Do you like the one that's raised?

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 22:04

Hmm Nice. Do you like 'em?

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 22:00

How are the eyebrows?

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 22:00

Labrador got reserve. No it was small and ratty (am a giant breed lover) it was lovely but I think the Bernese should have won

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 21:58

Dorian Gray is toss.

Itsalwaysraining · 10/03/2013 21:57

Hey, Merkin, which dog won? It wasn't that fat boring labrador was it? The one whose owner ran like a cock?

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:57

Boodle where I'm from dots on sheep didn't mean pregnant it was like a farmer marking so thief farmer didn't come along and claim them for his own. May or may not make you feel better. My poor sister is doing all the lambing on their farm at the mo as her husband is an arse poorly and she has had no sleep for 3 weeksHmm

Original poster
Bunnygirlie · 10/03/2013 21:56

Break a leg merkin x

boodle the moon jealousy is one of my favs too!

Just looked at all the threads I've started, 18 of them!!!!! I must be obsessed! 4 were elderberry ones and the one where it all began, I am proud I kind of started this great gang!

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Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 21:49

Ha ha! Awww, Merkin! Just read that my freaky moon loathing helped you choose the Berries! I feel all fuzzy inside now. Grin

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 21:47

Oh those sheep. Those stupid smug sheep with their stupid smug ink spot. Ooooh, look at us, a field full of frickin' instadiffers. Angry

Wink!

Good luck for the interview, Merkin!

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:45

Anyways i'm gonna love you and leave you... interview tomorrow so need my beauty brain sleep x

Pipbin · 10/03/2013 21:44

And the sheep. Curse the sheep. Just stand there chewing the cud while the ram does the business and bam, they're updiffed.

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:44

Still makes me smile Boodle one of the first Berry quotes I read and decided I wanted to be part of it!

Boodle9 · 10/03/2013 21:40

Bloody moon. Envy

Pipbin · 10/03/2013 21:38

Oh and ages ago someone was asking about OPKs that were easier to read.
Well when I did the Clearblue trial last year they gave me a load of these and I find them really easy to use.
www.fertility2u.com/clearblue-pregnancy-planning-kit-7-ovulation-tests-and-1-pregnancy-test.html

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:35

And I don't want to add myself to the list as I have NOT O'd and therefore this month is a pile of red bullshit s far as I am concerned.
Are you all pissed off yet at the fact that whenever I appear I post multiple times in a row??? I shall take my punishment and go and stare at Boodles moon

Pipbin · 10/03/2013 21:34

Oh and I'm not grumpy at new people. I'm just old and jaded.

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:34

Energy drinks raining? I do hope you're not drinking my supplies of those that feature a coloured cow like animal??

Pipbin · 10/03/2013 21:33

Boodle9, 30, Cycle 19 AF due any day now, waiting for FS appointment.
Happylass, 35, cycle 7 AF due 17th March
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc #1, cycle 15, waiting for fertility clinic appointment, AF/BFP due 18th March
Bunny 33, married, neither of us have children, cycle 10, AF due 27th March
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Sonics, 32, TTC since jan 2011. 1 mmc aug 2012. AF due 23rd march
Pipbin 37 TTC since May 2011, cycle 20, blocked tubes, waiting for IVF AF due 30th March
Itsalwaysraining, 41, TTC one year since MMC; waiting for IVF. AF due 1st April although Clomid could screw with ovulation date.
Frogcatcher, 36, stepmother to 1, TTC since Oct 2012, AF predicted 3rd April by FF but who knows...

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:33

I would like to be chief lister. I get cross when they're all wrong. Am unhappy as have just watched crufts best in show (recorded) and a shit dog won (IMO)

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:31

Page 9 Bunny?? which thread are you reading?

Pipbin · 10/03/2013 21:30

I like the lists. I like to see where everyone is and if I am both the oldest and been trying the longest!
I can't believe the number of posts already. I'm thinking of heading off for the obligatory Sunday night bath now, but I fear that there might be ten pages by the time I get back!

I shall add myself to the new list in a second.

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:30

Fuck me raining where did you find that?? Can it also adjust for a hangover me feeling ill on a morning??

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/03/2013 21:29

Anyone still around?? Writing this as i read so not altogether caught up... And yes I am obsessed with the lists and hate them being out of order or old Angry

Penny ignore the oldtimers Wink we all get grumpy at new people full of hope. Yet we were all you at one point and secretly we all just come on here hoping to be the first one to leave Grin

sonics change doc, get an appointment quick before they get your notes, say you have been trying for 8 million years. If your temps are at the same time every day why are they open circles? Are you taking your temp before you wake up? (ie set your alarm for a time before you would naturally wake up every day and stick the thermomenter in your mouth before you basically breathe when the alarm goes off)