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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

996 replies

Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 20:54

Happy, can you post some of your previous charts or at least tell us what CD you normally ovulate on?

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 20:52

Merkin! I now understand where you're coming from [thick twat emoticon]

Happy, are you having all that sex outside of your fertile window for fun? Shock I hope for your sake you did ov on CD13 Grin

Thunder, Grin at pmimpbsabomh!

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:51

Ps Envy and impressed at happy's well timed shagathon

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:50

Ooh raining a FF duel! I shall be proven right when happy gives in and tries my experiment

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:49

Poms= pee on my stick of course! It's all going personal...

I'm still a bit confused because if you ask who's next to pimp it sounds like an invitation....

...am I about to get kicked out for pedantry?

Grin
CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:48

Ooh happy I'm sure you Od on 13 and your timing is therefore perfect. And you're 8dpo so PIMP time
Is approaching!!

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 20:47

Merkin, I think, despite the open circles, Happy's temps on CD 11 & 12 are probably correct within the context of the rest around that time. I simply think she has had a 'fallback rise' and tomorrow's temp will be lofty again

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:47

What about pmimpbsabomh?

Pee mostly in my pot but sometimes a bit on my hand..

That refers to me btw. I'm relieved you wouldn't pee in my pot and more so on my actual hand.

happylass · 12/03/2013 20:46

Yes Raining had EWCM around cd10-13 I think and OV pains on cd13 too. DTD cd 5, 8, 9, 10, 12 and 16 then I got sick and DP wouldn't let me anywhere near him! My DTD stats come up on my FF mobile app but not on the desktop site for some reason. Still very Confused by FF!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:45

What is poms?? I pee in my pot and you pee in your pot but from your perspective your pot is 'my pot' (thunder owns the pot not merkin). Clearly makes no sense at all but I'm trying!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:44

thunder I love all the berries but personally I wouldn't come and pee in your pot and vice versa. And 'a pot' makes a disappointing PIAP which is not as smirk worthy as PIMP!

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:43

So do we have to pee in merkin's pot? And why is it not poms?

I'm so confused

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:41

MY pot? Not A pot? Weird...

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 20:40

Thunder, , come and tell us all your woes. PIMP is Merkin's groovy new acronym for Peeing In My Pot (as opposed to precariously peeing on one's stick). I myself have always peed in a pot and then stuck my stick in there. So there.

Happy, did you have any fertile cervical mucus this month? If so, on what days? Your secretive chart tells us nowt - not even when you shagged!

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:39

valpolicella a nice smooth red she blags

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:38

pot not pants thunder!!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:34

vapolicella what have I been missing out on all my life?? What is this excitingly named tipple??

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:34

I been hiding bunny. Did lurk a bit though and was so impressed at your action WITHOUT even the bummy pills!

at happy

What's PIMP? I can only think of pee in my pants and I don't think there's a queue for that...

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:33

And dunno where everyone else is but I'm 6dpo and will be PIMPing from tomorrow Friday

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:32

happy I think your odd temps are the ones in the 37's...
Can you try changing the time on the CD11 an 12 temps and see what happens to your crosshairs and O as an experiment? I think your chart will look muh more normal then (except the superhuman temps!) and you will look like you're still in the game!

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 20:30

Thanks merkin feel like I was missing out lol

thunder where you been lady?

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happylass · 12/03/2013 20:28

Merkin my LP is a bog standard 14 days and the lurgy struck for a few days from cd 17. Only usually get a slight drop in temperature before AF. In fact doesn't usually fall below the cover line until about cd3. My crosshairs were at cd13 until this morning's temp drop and have moved around a fair bit in the last few days. Thanks for the advice ladies, I'm well impressed with your FF knowledge! Think Ill wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Who's next in the POAS/PIMP queue??

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 20:27

merks! Good to see you but intimidating all the knowledge and puffy chests in ere

Non alcoholic?! Phhhhhbbbbbbb! check out the lower shelf- what colour do you want? We have a nice valpollicella here if you wanna give it a go?

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:21

thunder hello! Hope your duvet is keeping you warm and cosy! Is this a non alcoholic refreshment trolley? I would like a wine on the basis this is my last week having a drink for 6 months

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 20:20

raining surely I get some credit for my amazing analysis of that chart too?? My chest needs all the puffing out help it can get!