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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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Boodle9 · 12/03/2013 21:36

Oh no! I've foiled myself there!I very much would like your nose IN when it comes to preparing for the consultant, but now that I've smacked it, you may not be so happy to oblige! Sorry Raining's nose!

Thunder - I luffs my pot. My pot is so shiny and wonderful and probably smells faintly of urine. I should name change to Boodleandherpotofwonderfulness

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 21:35

Rant rant rant!!!!! cats

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Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:33

Yes, Mum!

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:32

I have been playing nicely though!

Boodle9 · 12/03/2013 21:32

I'm overusing the whole < > thing tonight but I'm going for it one more time!

Now you behave over on those there threads! We don't want to lose you from Elderberries, lest we descend into obscenely early symptom spotting and liberal "you know what" sprinkling. (I can't bring myself to even type the B D words.)

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:31

Oh, Cats! Loyalty schmoyalty

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 21:30

Oh cats you are denying us! I love a good moan as then I can join in! raining you may not know but the women on AIBU are a mad scary bunch and I would stay well away unless you want to feel their wrath.

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:30

Boodle, when the time comes for you to go for your appointment I'll be more than willing to help you compile a list of demands questions to ask of your consultant. Alternatively, I can simply keep my nose out Wink

ILoveMyCats · 12/03/2013 21:29

wrote a huge long post whinging about DH, felt better to get it out. then felt disloyal, so have deleted it. whimp!

Thunderbuns · 12/03/2013 21:23

Fair enough boodle or should I address you and your pot together? Perhaps it is with you on the sofa? Wink

Ok poas and pimp and not admitting to pmimpbsabomh of course.

Rant away cats, hello btw x

Boodle9 · 12/03/2013 21:22

Not bad yet, thanks, Raining, but I know it's on its way; probably sometime tomorrow. Will do my usual and keep chowing down the painkillers until it passes.
I am going to try some without ibuprofen this month as I have read bad things about ibuprofen whilst TTC. Probably just another pointless and unnecessary measure, but it gives me something to do whilst waiting for my golden ticket to the FS.

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:21

...and here

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:20

I am having a scream over here

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 21:18

Hi boodle. AF to start or kick in? (One is full of promise and one is full of doom)! I am very attached to my pot also!

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:18

Yes, Cats; rant away.

[waves at Boodle] Are you feeling very shit, chuck?

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 21:17

cats no need to ask for permission! Rant away!

Boodle9 · 12/03/2013 21:16

Oh, and on the PIMP/ PIAP and POAS/POMS debate, I think it's OK to say POAS but PIMP. A stick isn't really 'yours' is it? You get through so many of them, it's hard to form a strong attachment.

Now, my pot, on the other hand, is definitely precious to me. So many, many, many, many months of peeing into it; we have formed a special and wonderful friendship, we have.

Wink
Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 21:15

So...it would be very unusual for you to ovulate on CD16?

Boodle9 · 12/03/2013 21:13

Evening Berries! My gosh, you're chatty this evening. I've spent ages just catching up from last night. I will probably be laying low(ish) over the next few days, waiting for AF to kick in and leave me feeling like death. I will of course be watching the FF chart analysis stand-off with interest! Raining vs Merkin, who shall prove victorious?!

In the meantime, I should probably do the massive pile of marking I brought home and have thus far ignored. I hate teaching.

Pipbin · 12/03/2013 21:12

I'm not on commission, I'm just new to them and I get excited. Also, free cake.

ILoveMyCats · 12/03/2013 21:11

Can I have a rant?

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 21:09

thunder good to see you, 'action' seems like such a funny word when it was only twice! But yep it was fab considering no pills lol and mojo issues.

LOL at all this pimp/poas etc is hilarious!

pip are you on commission? Lol I used to have graze boxes but got fed up of wasting them as I'm such a fussy bugger I never ate anything!

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happylass · 12/03/2013 21:08

*charts not apps!

happylass · 12/03/2013 21:06

Haha yes I have to confess that we do occasionally DTD just for the hell of it Grin!
Raining this is my first month on FF. I previously used My Days which I don't think allows you to post apps. Usually OV on cd 11 although this month and last I suspect it has been cd13. Always get OV pains the day before temp rise which I take as a pretty clear sign.

Pipbin · 12/03/2013 20:56

Hi Buns. I've just has some lovely flapjack from my Graze box. (a free box is yours, click here: www.graze.com/uk/p/W12TTJT).

I've put the CBFM of ebay and had a positive OPK on CD14!