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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie · 09/03/2013 23:17

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

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CatsCantFlyFast · 13/03/2013 06:55

Right, won't keep you all waiting. PIMPing outcome = negative. However my temp has shot up this morn, woo!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:39

Strange weirdo as in in my head everyone has sex in heels except me!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:39

Do heels work?? I have never had sex in heels (suspect I may be outing myself as some strange weirdo) but I have never seen any porn where the women are barefoot... Maybe I am missing a trick!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:30

Yeah I can see that happening (overuse). Clearly us berries need to come up with a list of more tactics! At my end it takes little more than a well timed blow job so I'm not much help I'm afraid

twinklestar2 · 12/03/2013 23:28

Loving all the chat tonight! Hilarious!

Raining - play nicely, I don't want you to go again

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:20

Thx for the tip merkin yes it's about the only thing that works this end at the mo too... Was it raining who's fear was using them too often though lest they become habituated?!

Thinking speedy egg thoughts for you barking

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:10

barking while something like 6 to 10 days is normal implantation it can be as early as 3... Fingers crossed for speedy eggs for you!

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 23:09

cherry its not something you can put in the tea but try what we know in these parts as 'sex tights' (Lacey hold ups) as it always works at this end! Can help you with the eggy question I'm afraid

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:08

Took aaaages to catch up hey Barking then they all go bloody leave!

cherrycoconut · 12/03/2013 23:06

Hey berries, just dropping in for a catch up, loving the name change Boo and the general peeing in on a my pot stick discussion. So apt, sooo a conversation that could never be had in RL. Fresh air!

Ferning though Merkin? Can a girl be too obsessed? I feel a sausage slapping coming on...

In my PIMPing news it was negative for OV today after my positive yesterday which feels very reassuring after my fears about permanently elevated LF meaning low egg supplies- is that right? Of course by coincidence yesterday was also the day I went for my blood test for LH, FSH, testosterone annd some sex globulin levels test so at least the Dr will have something to look at!

Thx for the mojo encouragement folks. Still needed. Merkin I could have written your earlier post about DH wanting kids more than me, yet still believing in some divine man yarna conception that will happen of it's own beautiful accord! Arrggh. Denial?! And no he's not feeling frisky tonight either.

Anyone know of any male aphrodisiac that I could spike his tea with?!

barkingtreefrog · 12/03/2013 23:04

Looks like I've just arrived as everyone's leaving! Took a while to catch up!
merkin I'll have you know my PIMPing is coming on just fine :p. I was fascinated to hear your discovery about bfps at only ?? er.. I can't remember how many dpo... But a lot sooner than I ever thought possible! Given my average LP is 8 days I've never seen the point in an 'early' test as even testing on the day AF is due is only 8dpo. Which in my case will be Sunday. I might PIMP on Saturday just for the hell of it!!! Grin

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:55

Additional entrance criteria for the next thread.... do not mention the BESH (as they will reduce the Berries to miserable silence!)

raining what CD are you on? Have not heard much re your cycle... are you secretly going to spring a BFP on us in a few weeks? Grin

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:53

Night ladies x

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:52

See... a single mention of BESH and the thread dies!
So... will see you in the morning waving my crappy negative pee stick!! x

ILoveMyCats · 12/03/2013 22:49

Has anyone else noticed how much nicer people are to each other on this board than on others? There seem to be arguments and mild abuse aplenty elsewhere, but I've never come across any on conception threads. I think we all feel the same as you, merkin.

CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:45

Can we not have the BESH vs Berries debate?? It always gets backs up. They;re just a thread of women trying to get upduffed, like us. I don't like the them vs us when at the end of the day we all are here for 1 thing

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:43

What is BESH anyway?

I have looked at other threads but never post and I always come back to the berries!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:41
CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:41

Don't worry nobody has left. I call in at BESH from time to time

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 22:40

BESHers are more erudite

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Bunnygirlie · 12/03/2013 22:39

What?!? People have left us?!?!?!?! How very dare them!

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CatsCantFlyFast · 12/03/2013 22:38

No they both call in now and then. And she hasn't been in BESH either

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 22:37

Night, Boo!

Itsalwaysraining · 12/03/2013 22:37

Merkin, Mavis has defected to the BESH thread, along with Captain, I fear.

Boodleandherpotofwonderfulness · 12/03/2013 22:33

Cats - something along those lines! And now I'm gone!

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