The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

WHATTTT?!!!!!! Oooooo!!!

I think I might have 2 lines

Does this look reasonably up to date? Sorry if I've missed anyone...

Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Penny31, Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due 19 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Sonics. 32. TTC since jan 2011. MMC in aug 2012. Due 22nd march
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 30th March
ConnieLingers, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5, AF due ½ April
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due ???; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
gilly86, 26, married, TTC 3 cycles
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3mmc, all with HG. doctors appt 11th March to persuade them something might be wrong.
Cherrycoconut 33 ttc#1 since August 2012 (stillcycle 1). Post pill amenorrhea. OV & AF AWOL 7 months now
Pipersouth, 37 married (not teacher! ) ttc since Jul/August last year, AF 10 days late but BFN

Berries MIA;
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11,

Hey happy, how's it going? Are we still cycle buddies?

Morning all.

All good then, we just need it to stay high!

I'm approx 7dpo. Af due on Fri or thereabouts. Reckon I'm out this month and probably for the next few though since finding out about this hypothyroidism last week as my levels are all over the place at the mo.

AF due tue so a measly 8dpo today. High is good post O, a drop to coverline will likely indicate AF heading in

Remind me when af is due, merkin? Is high temp normal or good news at this point?

don't think about running taps or streams

...am currently holding FMU until DH leaves and I am desperate!!!

Still high (not sky high like yesterday tho ) 36.46 vs coverline 36.18.
Berries I promise today I will not hog the thread with my pee sticks (at least after the fmu ones) and I shall tidy up the list and catch up on everyone else's woes!

Morning all. Sorry to post curt questions and run last night, I was out pretending to be socialising.

at the naked sausage shuffle and merk taking the floor's temp.

How is the temp today, merkin?

(never thought I'd actually ask that but have learnt a lot here)

Morning Berries! I had a good half asleep juggling session with the thermometer this morning... fell asleep with it in the first time, work up when it fell out my mouth. Second attempt forgot to turn it out, fell asleep. Woke up a while later, managed to get a temp. Turned it off when it beeped without looking. Then woke up when the beeps went off again (i hadn't turned it off) and it was busy getting the temperature of the floor by my bed (therefore erasing my actual temp from memory). I gave it up as a bad job and took it properly 3/4 hour an later. Weirdly FF has given me an open circle tho even though it was late!

nice name! nighty night from me too.

Just to let you know I've reverted back to an old nickname (was raining). Nanight, berries!

that's what I would have said

I don't really know, Tally, but I figured if the idea of it is to help the little swimmers, I don't want it all falling out in the loo!I haven't stooped to trying to 'keep' it in place though; when you've got to wipe, you've got to wipe!

Dunno tally. Once it's out, it's out, though, surely?

I get it for a couple of days, and it's usually really annoying to get rid of when I go to the loo. Am I not supposed to?

Hmmm. I get a lot of clear cm on the paper too, but it's never overly stretchy. Also get it in my pants, but in a line rather than a circle, as pictured in tcoyf.

Just realised DP interrupted my posting & I ignored all the EWCM discussion! I will be keeping an eye out this month!

Woo hoo for barking's letter & fx still for merkin's PIMPing. First attempt at OPK today but as expected its a neg at CD8. No need to start shag week just yet then!

Love it. Yes for me too it's like somehow a jellyfish has got lost up there. But I get that for about 5 days. Only on the paper though, never in my pants.

boodle you've waited another week, that's plenty! I found a number via google. Wasn't the right number as it happens, but they could put me through to the right place when I asked them, so just find any number for the hospital!! I'm with sid, as long as you're polite and just calling because you were told to expect a letter (which hasn't turned up) and you're worried it's been lost in the post, I can't see how anyone could have a problem.

ewcm- I don't get enough of it IMO, and doesn't always appear at a logical time, and sometimes not at all. I love preesed!!