Active discussions

Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

984 replies

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

OP posts:
captainmoll · 18/02/2013 00:53

Robin of sherwood!? I'm afraid 80s Robin Hood references for me mean only one thing - the Maid Marian and her merry men kids series!

BE has his SA results appt on the morrow. I'm feeling a bit nervous about it. What happens if he has no swimmers? I looked up adoption info today. No way we'd be approved Hmm tiny boat bedsit..

Northey · 17/02/2013 22:40

Lucky, lucky you. It is AWFUL.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 22:34

I didn't know such a thing existed?

Northey · 17/02/2013 22:33

Oh God, AMNH is insisting on watching his fucking 80s Robin of Sherwood box set. Why am I trying to breed with this man? Robin of Sherwood. I ask you.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 17/02/2013 22:19

I luff Kevin, he's ace.

navis do you want introductions? Or have you been following us since the captain joined?

maamalady · 17/02/2013 22:15

bof, Kevin is not on my list. Hurrah! That's at least one person! Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 22:12

Ah but he speaks Italian and French

Northey · 17/02/2013 22:11

I think Kevin McCloud is pretty weedy to start with, isn't he?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 22:06

Phil Spencer is the weedy version of Kevin McCloud

maamalady · 17/02/2013 22:05

Oh yeah, I absolutely see your point re Phil. There's just something about him. Although it is possible that I perv over almost everyone Hmm

I haven't eaten real food at all today - crappy service station nachos for lunch, and cake for tea...

navis176 · 17/02/2013 21:53

And I can't get past the tache

I knew there was someone on tv who I always think has a certain something about him and it came back to me today - yes, my inappropriate crush candidate is Phil Spencer - it's all about the property porn

You're all putting me to shame today with proper cooking - I'm with bugs feeling slightly ill and slightly hungover so eating easy dinner I can just bung in oven. And choc of course.

EuroShagmore · 17/02/2013 20:13

I'm afraid I can't get past the teeth with Freddie...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 19:43

Roger Taylor is a total dude.

I think John was voluntarily the forgettable one. He's not been seen since the Freddie tribute concert in 1992.

maamalady · 17/02/2013 19:41

Poor old John. Everyone always forgets him.

Roger Taylor was disturbingly attractive dressed up as a schoolgirl, too... Hmm

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 19:35

You are far from alone. A lot of people on the Freddie thread the other night said the same. My heart belongs to Brian though.

Do you think anyone ever felt the same about John Deacon? Apart from his wife?

maamalady · 17/02/2013 19:33

I think it's the years of fanfic. I used to have an idea of what was morally acceptable to talk about in polite company, but these days I really don't...

C'mon, though, you wouldn't really say no to someone with the amount of charisma that Freddie had?

EuroShagmore · 17/02/2013 19:06

You really are a wrong'un draf Wink

maamalady · 17/02/2013 18:57

Hah, exactly! I would totally have done Freddie Mercury too, despite the weird teeth and 'tache. Voices are such a mega turn on.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 18:54

For an astronomer called Brian with Louis XIV hair, he isn't half cool.

maamalady · 17/02/2013 18:52

Brian May is so cool it almost hurts to look at him.

Thanks for sharing, Euro Grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 18:44

I have always had a massive crush on Brian May. I believe that could be regarded as embarrassing.

EuroShagmore · 17/02/2013 18:44

I can't remember what I said on my BESHtionnaire tbh, but I have long had a soft spot for Clarkson. In a "fun uncle/mate's cool dad" kind of way rather than "want to get my leg over" way though. You can have him for sechsy time.

It seems to be quite well-known (and very popular) rie. We are complete foodies and have been to the fishmonger opposite there before so how we missed it for so long I have no idea. Waitrose meat used to be pretty good but I think it has gone downhill over the last year or so, so it's good to have that relatively nearby.

captainmoll · 17/02/2013 18:43

potentially massive anonymity fail ahoy

I found out recently that one my biggest shameful crushes ever is about to start working in (one of my) places of work!! Soooooo excited. Theatre jobs do have their perks..

maamalady · 17/02/2013 18:38

Did you really, Euro? Then why did everyone mock my BESHtionnaire? :( (don't worry, s'ok, I'm not that delicate)

I'm not sure I can think of any more embarassing crushes, though. All my others are entirely reasonable...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 17/02/2013 18:33

PS it was a fucking good Thai.