Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

Eek! Oh my God!

The boobs will come. They will.

Ooo. ((hair strokes) and all that. Don't argue with a line. No matter what your saggy tits are telling you.

The wretched cat is doing her level best to wreck this carpet even more than it's already wrecked.

I want carpet. I may get carpeted stairs one day, but perhaps a wooden floor downstairs, what with having elderly moggies who cannot be trusted not to be sick everywhere with no warning.

My clinic is BY Maternity but not in the same wing. However you do have to do in the same building. MrA was bristling when we saw a 17 year old with a massive preggo stomach chain smoking outside the entrance by the no smoking sign

My first fertility appt meant going to maternity reception too. The NHS are so bloody insensitive. One good thing about going private is that the clinic is completely separate from any hospital and you are only confronted with fellow barrens there.

Carpets are important, rie. They made the Eurofortune* (family business).

*FAOD, there wasn't a fortune. Just enough to keep me in slash neck sweaters and ski pants, back in the day.

Sorry for ranting about carpets when there is so much follicle action happening, Hags

I'm thirty, jeff, as is HOTB.

7 weeks sounds like a good time for a scan jeffers.

My old landlady (student housing) liked cream carpets because it keeps the room light . Living room carpet....in a student house....cream! Stand your ground rie and KFZK!

Same with our hospital, never forget the humiliating moment with my first gynae appointment when I had to go to Maternity reception re my appointment for her to say condescendingly You barren hag need to be over there, round the corner because it wasn't bad enough for that! Gynae ward can be mixed as well. I worked there (before I qualified) and sometimes we'd have women with hyperemisis waiting for terminations and those having/had terminations whilst also caring for those who were MCing. Endeavoured to keep them separate but seemed so ironic and heart breaking. I do think that needs to change.

On a more positive note, it looks like lazy is about to drop! :)

How old are you Draf?

If we end up going private, there's a separate clinic out in the sticks not too far from us which I assume is a bit easier - no pesky differs everywhere.

9 days of drucks would take me to Saturday. Which would make egg collection Monday It really is going so fast.

They'd better not, jeff. It nearly killed me waiting since May until now, to make sure we fulfil the criteria of three years of trying. They've previously said that clomid won't help as theoretically I am ovulating, so won't let them get away with that either. If it wasn't likely to work six months ago it's not likely to work now. Going straight on the IVF list is the only thing I want, right now.

I had 3 dildo cams. Wednesday, Thursday (where we also saw a consultant who discussed stopping the cycle as I wasn't responding well) then Saturday. On the Sat they confirmed when I needed to do my trigger which was 9pm Sat. Then they also booked me in for egg collection at 9am on the Monday. It went so quickly once the follicles had started to grow. I don't know if it's the same for everyone though.

Draf it does seem unfair to lump everyone together. Just ask lots of questions & don't let them fob you off by saying 'well there's every chance you could conceive naturally so come back in 6 months'

I don't know if a separate door would help, or make me feel even more ostracised. As you say though, they need the same equipment and staff, so it's not odd really. Just painful.

Same all over, draf. I see the problem, which is that they use the same equipment for both, and can't really afford to replicate it all on the other side of the hospital. But it is still crap. Our women's ward (where all the preg losses are dealt with) is also right by maternity. Ho hum :(

Did you just have the one dildocam? Or did you have another on the Fri? I have one on Fri and apparently will prob have one on Mon as well. If I go at the same pace as you, it will be egg collection on Wed, a week today.

Yep, NHS, at our local hospital. I wish the infertility gubbins wasn't in the maternity hospital bit though, it kills me every time I have to go there. The first time we went we had to hold doors open for a woman being wheeled through with a brand-new baybee. That felt like a particularly cruel twist of the knife. :(

Draf is your appointment with NHS clinic?

North think I took stims for 8 days before first dildo cam. It was on Wednesday then I had egg collection on the Monday so it moved pretty quickly.

Rie your landlord sounds like a bit of a prick.

The actual Bruce Willis was on The One Show tonight. Made me