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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 07/02/2013 21:25

Wooooo! I have hobbled or should it be waddled at this point? in from the w place and attached my nipple tassels bugs that is great news Grin I know it's scary and quite menkul. I'm hoping and praying you are exactly where lazy is in 36 weeks' time...just think, your situations are very similar and she now has her baybee :) We're all here to hand hold in the mean time.

Good to have the summary earlier - I find it hard to keep up! How is sinky? You lurking?

EuroShagmore · 07/02/2013 20:10
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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 07/02/2013 19:50

Rie that's just shite Shock, though you should have insisted on coming to Cambridge yourself for the tests - I could have taken you out for lunch Grin

I have only just got home from a meeting Angry I am therefore eating a true action hero's dinner of Cup of Soup and a Terry's Chocolate Orange Blush

How's the shock Bugs?

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JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 07/02/2013 19:44

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captainmoll · 07/02/2013 19:33

Rie that sounds inexpressibly irritating. Lets nuke them immediately. Now where did I put that warhead I just rescued from the evil genius lair?

Still no word at all on any of the tests we're waiting for. Grrr. I will be phoning people up tomorrow and getting ranty. And aiming bazookas at administrative staff.

Here's a question. If one of the reasons for infertility is the lady's fanny being too acidic and killing the spermies, WHY has no one tested the acidity of my foof? Surely a bit of litmus paper is pretty much the cheapest, simplest thing to stick up there and just strike that one off the list of causes straight away? (Obvs involves timing test for around OV time when the acid level is supposed to change, but still - simple, right?)

Have any of you had this tested? How long did they take to do that?

Big fx for sticky beans all round for the stabbers!

Northey · 07/02/2013 19:30

Hahahahaha at peanut butter up the foof. We should work that into the beshtionnaire.

What a fab man to get on the FC's case.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 07/02/2013 19:24

Oh God it's tedious. You know the FC sent me away the other week and told me to get a referral to an allergy clinic before they would continue with IUI? Yes, after a year of waiting...wankers. Well they rushed me through and I saw the guy today. Had to drive two hours, but still. Not allergic to peanuts, so that means they can safely put peanut butter up the foof during AC Hmm. Not allergic to hormones during the luteal phase which can happen apparently. Had blood taken so it can be sent off to be tested for a million things. I then have to go back in a month for the follow up. He is also going to phone the FC to ask what on earth they were playing at.

So I guess that's encouraging.

Northey · 07/02/2013 19:12

Mmmm curry. I am having pizza.

Tell us about the allergy thing then, rierie. What are they testing you for? Just allergies, or allergies with a helpful TTC slant?

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snowqueenrollo · 07/02/2013 18:43

I'm just parking my backside here so this comes up in my 'i'm on' thingy, otherwise I forget where you are and I do like to read, even though I don't post so often.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 07/02/2013 18:33

I'm thinking curry followed by beer wine red grape juice.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 07/02/2013 17:55

I have just got in from my allergy clinic. Have been pricked and prodded and had about 3 litres of blood drawn which will go off the Cambridge to test for my mysterious ailment.

I gather that nipple tassels are in order though11!!!!111!

Crossing my fingers this one sticks, Bugger my love xxx

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maamalady · 07/02/2013 14:54
TWinklyLittleStar · 07/02/2013 14:47

Hooray! Well done lazy!

frank no spreadsheet, just like knowing what's going on. Detective innit Grin

EuroShagmore · 07/02/2013 14:41

Hurrah! That's brilliant. I remember taking her for a drink when she and Mr Lazy were having a bad time and it all looked bleak. What a change for the better. Grin

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 07/02/2013 14:39

Oooo, has lazy laid?!

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KatAndKit · 07/02/2013 14:19

buggggggsssss Yes!!!! I am so pleased! I haven't even read the previous pages but I have absolutely everything crossed that, like me, it will be a third time lucky for you. Are you on any aspirin or such like?

Anyway I come with news that a certain baybee boy has joined the ESHlets this morning :)

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 07/02/2013 13:55

Twinks are you keeping a spreadsheet? Grin

I'm off for a blood test on Monday to confirm ov (though temps are pretty conclusive!) then it's test on 20th if no droid. Based on the last druck-induced cycle, droid will actually be due on 15th/16th so I may be naughty and test a bit earlier than they said.

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TWinklyLittleStar · 07/02/2013 13:44
JethroTull · 07/02/2013 13:34

I got a text from a wise old ESH last night....

When you go to the scan & there is something there you will immediately start shitting yourself that it will have no arms or no head. And wehn it doesn't you will immediatley start shitting yourself that it will have A Syndrome or A Dodgy Heart. And when it doesn't you will immediately start shitting yourself that you or the baby or both will die in labour. And when you don't... you will immediately start shitting yourself that you have to keep the bllody thing for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. It doesn't stop.

This ^ made me laugh.

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