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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 20:50

Rubbish!

About 10%, though some clinics say with their drucks method, 20%.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 08/02/2013 20:44

What are the stats for success rates of IUI? (Out of curiosity)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 20:37

I'm not getting my hopes up about the IUI at all. The chances of success of very low. I'm looking at it as a practice for IVF. I'm entitled to up to four rounds but I may not do all four. Time is ticking by, after all...

EuroShagmore · 08/02/2013 20:24

That is good news Rie. Hurrah for the sensible allergy man! And 6 minutes when most people were travelling home/prepping dinner means not many people will have seen it (and even fewer will have understood it by the sound of it!).

Oh moll. Have a stroke of the cod of comfort.

faif I'd love to see you try that scissor kick in your current condition!

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 08/02/2013 20:17

Woo, the end of the wait is nigh rie. Cluster diff is coming...I feel it in my waters or is that the baybee?

moll that would mess with any head. I recall having DNephew overnight and sobbing whilst feeding him in the night because I wanted it to be us so badly....it's ok to feel like crap when faced with that kind of situation.

Northey · 08/02/2013 20:01

moll, just :(

Northey · 08/02/2013 19:59

That's brilliant news, though, aries! Well done arse-kicking FC man! Hurrah for iui! Sounds like you haven't been delayed by too much after all.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:46

Oh Moll. Sorry, but your image did make you smile! The disconsolate chucking of the non detonating hand grenade, that is.

Babies in your own home is a bit of a headfuck, admittedly. Here, have this whiting.

captainmoll · 08/02/2013 19:40

Cross post - Rie that's great news, good luck!

captainmoll · 08/02/2013 19:39

That's a lovely picture Starry

I am having a proper menkul. Friend unexpectedly dropped by with her baby. I was standing in my own home holding a baby and after she left I dropped a cup and now I am all weepy. It's like I'm a one-woman soap opera.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:29

Apparently I didn't say the crucial word IUI in the status update, someone has just told me. So it was just gobbledegook really.

How do I feel about it? I don't know...a bit scared I guess.

JethroTull · 08/02/2013 19:26

That's good newsRie. How are you feeling about it?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 19:23

Good news Rie, so glad Allergy man put them straight.

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starrystarrymole · 08/02/2013 19:18
ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:11

Anyway, on the plus side, I was telling the truth. All set to go in 16 days or so. Allergy man called FC and told them they were being stupid, so they called me.

starrystarrymole · 08/02/2013 19:10

Sometimes superheroes hold hands
yey buggerme!!!! So pleased, know you've a head fuck to come, but projecting stickiest of thoughts and superhuman strength of mind to handle the menkal.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:09

They must have thought "Talk about oversharing".

Northey · 08/02/2013 19:07
Northey · 08/02/2013 19:06

I didn't see it And most people wouldn't understand what iui was. And those who did understand what it was ^would understand>. It's ok, lovely.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 19:03

THREE people messaged me to take it down saying I must have meant it for elsewhere, fortunately all ESH. Who else saw it?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 08/02/2013 19:01

It'll be fine Rie, anyone that is insensitive enough to comment should be deleted forthwith (unless they send you a luffly supportive private message).

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 18:57

Basking shark.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 08/02/2013 18:56

I. Just. Announced. To. The. World. I. Was. Starting. IUI. Next. Cycle. On FB. By. Mistake

It was up there for six minutes. AIBU to want to emigrate to Antarctica?

maamalady · 08/02/2013 18:44

Whales aren't fish, norf...

I am well up for sharing a pony that I don't have to look after myself. We could play all kinds of gymkhana games on him. Bagsy the bending race!

Northey · 08/02/2013 18:35

Ooh frank, what a gorgeous chap. Maybe you and draf and I could share him. He could live with me

No specific horse, feefifofum, just one that is Very Sensible and also kind and intelligent looking. And quite big.

My other displacement activity is googling equestrian property, ignoring the price tag, obviously.

bugsy, you iz going to be a headcase for the next few days (probably next nine months, let's be honest), so just embrace it along with this big dozy yawny mouth filter whale thing (I forget the name, rie will know).