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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

984 replies

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

OP posts:
Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:50

Oh. Bollocks.
Wait. I'll go and get the tin out of the bin. You know I live to please you on the fish front.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:47

No. Dolphin friendly tuna avoids the dolphins but indiscriminately catches everything else, including the much more endangered sharks.

I know. Tis annoying, isn't it?

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:23

It had a picture of a happy dolphin on it. Is that ok?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:18

Cass we sold it when we didn't need to tow anymore. It gobbled fuel, cost a fortune to service and tax, and was rusting. Other than that, great.

Pole and line caught skipjack tuna is ok. Nothing else

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:15

Ps wouldn't call a part time teacher and lecturer and owner of a business a dullard necessarily. You're just weljel because he's like really really really good looking Grin

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:14

ps Rie I had tuna pasta for lunch. I never know if I'm allowed to enjoy it or not anymore.

Casserole · 09/02/2013 20:14

I want a Landrover.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 20:08

Yes but only because he was TIRED! We'd been working 23 on the stretch or something. Didn't break it - old landies are more or less indestructible.

Northey · 09/02/2013 19:50

Hope is such a killer, euro :(

Casserole · 09/02/2013 19:48

dollop their company vehicle is a BOAT. Whichever way you play this they're gonna win ;)

I am keeping my fingers crossed for a spring clusterdiff. I keep vague tabs on you all from afar but don't poke in too often as it's annoying I'm sure. But everything is crossed x

EuroShagmore · 09/02/2013 19:37

Sorry Rie. Few things rile me like being told to do something I am already doing/ being told not to do something I am not doing, but I didn't mean to snap. I'm upset because last week when I had loads of symptoms I was actually quite excited about testing for the first time in about ever. Now I am just dreading it and need KFZK next to me. I can't face getting the call at work, when he is at the other end of the country.

DolomitesDonkey · 09/02/2013 19:36

Sorry euro, I thought you were gazing at Pyramids.

Aries Didn't Mr. A fill your car with petrol/diesel and break the company vehicle somehow?

Northey · 09/02/2013 19:18
Northey · 09/02/2013 19:16

I had the adrenaline insanity too, when I thought my sister was diffed. I was physically shaking and overcome with visions of pushing her down the stairs. Horrid. (I mean it is horrid for us. Not that we are horrid. Obviously.)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 19:12

Um. Ok. Whatever

EuroShagmore · 09/02/2013 19:11

I'm nowhere near the bloody sticks! I tested last weekto make sure the Ovitrille was gone. Will test again at 12 dpo so I am not on my own when I get the result as KFZK is away for the OTD! Grrr.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 18:41

Step away from the stix, dear Euro. It's too soon xxx

EuroShagmore · 09/02/2013 18:27

Nah, Donkey. The line is not a cause for grinning - I wish it was! That was the HCG from the trigger shot getting fainter. I've had two pos tests this week, when I didn't want them, because I wanted the Ovitrille to be gone from my system so I could test for real!

Draf have a stroke of the cod of comfort, lovely.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 17:54

He's veh clever at machinery actually. But thanks! Grin

Dearest draf absolutely do not hate yourself for it. It's a physical reaction - you don't choose it. I had exactly the sane when SIL announced her second. Take a moment, have some chocolate and a glass of wine (((((hugs))))))

DolomitesDonkey · 09/02/2013 17:46

euro Grinjust accept the line!

aries you are not unlucky, you are clever and funny and beautiful and live in paradise with an amazing life. Your husband probably shouldn't be allowed to operate machinery granted, but he is awfy decorative.

maamalady · 09/02/2013 17:24

Friend has had a baybee boy, HOTB is on the phone to the new father, and I'm having an adrenaline rush - shaky hands, fast heartbeat etc. The fight or flight reflex is NOT the right reaction to happy news from close friends, and I hate myself for it. For fucks sake.

EuroShagmore · 09/02/2013 15:04

I haven't tested again, bugs. Yesterday's showed the merest whisper of a line if you really squinted, so I think I can be sure it'll all be gone by Sunday or Monday when I will test for real before my blood test. I'm less excited about testing early now all my symptoms have gone, but I will still do it to help prepare myself.

We've spent the day at a gunshow, so if any droid's need shooting I can recommend the best kit (was actually veh dull).

I'm working too driz. We took the train so I could work on the journey and hopefully get tomorrow off.

maamalady · 09/02/2013 15:03

Yes, it is easy to forget! HOTB and I have been together since we were seventeen (he was way more interesting than A-level Chemistry), so I'm impressed that he is not only still a lovely person at thirty, but that we still fit together so well :)

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 09/02/2013 14:55

Ah, that's nice! We get caught up so much in Life that we often forget why we fell for them in the first place :). Loads of people say to me "Oh he's gorgeous!" and I think yeah, whatever and then we go out and I stop and really look at him and think "Yes he is!". even though he does nothing round the house

maamalady · 09/02/2013 14:49

I am a bit more cheerful now, we just went for a walk to our nearest town for a cup of coffee - three miles each way, lots of time for chitchat and enjoying each other's company. I knew I liked HOTB for a reason :)