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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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Northey · 11/02/2013 21:31

Hmmm, I'm not totally averse, bit what would we do in it.

Though I suppose we do generally forget the feem after two page anyway.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 21:28

Can we have a penguin feem?

EuroShagmore · 11/02/2013 21:28

I just got in. Will have to catch the penguins on iplayer another night.

I just had a light work out at the gym. Squats in public are highly hazardous when you resemble a whopee cushion... Still my bum got a good work out from all the clenching.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 21:26

Squeeeeee at the bouncing rockhoppers!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 21:26

I just burst into tears at the one which got left on its own :(

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 11/02/2013 21:24

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 11/02/2013 21:18

Boo that song always makes me think of TTC! Luffed the DM thread the other week by the way :)

I luff penguins too. So waddly on land, so elegant in the water.

maamalady · 11/02/2013 21:11

Bottle of wine all gone, HOTB killing aliens, and me still all giggly over that dude from Arrow. He's got such twinkly eyes as well as being gorgeous. Definitely prettier than a man-eating polar bear.

MadameBoolala · 11/02/2013 21:10

Bitter Barren TTC playlist? Gotta be Please Please Please by The Smiths.

MadameBoolala · 11/02/2013 21:08
Northey · 11/02/2013 21:08

Aww. Like a very slender, flame-haired sea lion.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 11/02/2013 21:07
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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 21:01

PENGUINS!!!!111!11

maamalady · 11/02/2013 19:49

Owen, sorry, stupid autocorrect getting names wrong.

maamalady · 11/02/2013 19:48

Oh, I'm not disputing their cuddliness. I just doubt you'd have much time to enjoy it.

Bitter barren TTC playlist now includes Frank Turner's Glory Hallelujah (which is a song for bitter atheists, may cause offence to others), Jenny Own Youngs' Drinking Song (including the immortal line "there's solace at the bottom of a bottle"), and Manic Street Preachers' The Everlasting ('nuff said).

Any more suggestions?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 11/02/2013 19:36

Clinic said not to test until 20th, they calculate droid to be due on 18th.

However, based on the last druck cycle, I reckon droid is due on 16th.

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DolomitesDonkey · 11/02/2013 19:33

Oh yes, the symptom few talk about. Farting like a trucker. Having them "fall out" as you walk across the office and you could no more prevent them coming out than you could stop the sun from setting.

Fab news euro! Smile

Northey · 11/02/2013 19:32

frankel, when can you test?

Northey · 11/02/2013 19:31

Oh they are so lovely. I just want to squeeze one into a great big snuggle. Possibly while bobbing along on a little iceberg raft.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 11/02/2013 19:30

I am eating last night's left over risotto and watching How I Met Your Mother. It's the "gang discover Tobin's secret" episode Grin

Lets go to the Mall!
Today!

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maamalady · 11/02/2013 19:28

A polar bear would cuddle you right up to the point that it ate your face. Like a big version of a cat.

maamalady · 11/02/2013 19:28

I am necking cheap white wine and making homemade pizza while HOTB adds songs to our "black humour/bitter" playlist. I clearly can't decide whether I'm actually a grown up or not...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 19:27

That's right. A polar bear would DEFINITELY cuddle you.

Northey · 11/02/2013 19:21

I am watching the news

I would quite like a polar bear too though. The fubsy little cubs with their huge paws to cuddle you with!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 11/02/2013 19:21

I saw two species of penguin in NZ. Blue penguin and the yellow eyed penguin, the rarest in the world. Troofact.