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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 19:15

HWHNN has asked me to text him a photo of the test (shh, he doesn't know I did 2!), so we'll see what he thinks.

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JethroTull · 19/02/2013 19:08

Frank I couldn't see your photos earlier in the day as was at work but have just looked at them using that link & I'd definitely say there is a very faint line Grin Grin

Norf glad the ET went well & that your Barry is safely on board. Let the 2WOOFL commence.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 19:00

I've uploaded the picture to the website Lazy recommended. See if that's any clearer. Someone else has already voted to say they can see a line

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captainmoll · 19/02/2013 18:44

And also YES to Weensday!! Bring it!

captainmoll · 19/02/2013 18:43

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Marscapone

Northey · 19/02/2013 18:31

Fine, thanks. I've bravely had a second wee, and am now about ten minutes from home. Are you all geared up for tomorrow's pissathon?

EuroShagmore · 19/02/2013 18:12

Brilliant horse pun names!

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 18:07

How you feeling now Norf?

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Northey · 19/02/2013 16:49

I cried with laughter hearing about a horse called Hoof-hearted.

maamalady · 19/02/2013 16:47

All horse things involve terrible puns. Team chasing is just the same, including such memorable names for teams as The Bitch Pack and Cunning Stunts.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 16:37

Ah but we are racing folk, so tis not the done thing to laugh at horse names Grin

There have been some crackers over the years:

Big Tits
Mary Hinge
Wearthefoxhat (say it quickly with an Irish accent)
And most recently Xilobs God (read it backwards Grin)

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Flickstar · 19/02/2013 16:30

Hello aries, yes 'tis me. I deleted my account in a fit of rage once and when I tried to reactivate it I had to sign up with a new user name.

maamalady · 19/02/2013 15:59

The only real grown ups I ever worked with were humourless bastards. Fanjo's Luck is a fantastic name! If I ever have a racehorse I shall name it The Brown One for maximum commentary confusion.

Hurrah, norf!

My god, days of frolicking yore seem such a long time ago. I joined the frolickers as soon as I came off the pill - I can't quite believe how long ago that was.

alwyn · 19/02/2013 15:56

Actual LOLs frank. Actual LOLs!

And I'm menkulling for different reasons! The reason I've been so quiet is because after leaving the evil school from hell we decided to call a halt to TTC until I have a job. So I went back on the Pill this month.

6 days into taking it again, we (ahem) got a bit carried away. On day 14 of a pretty regular 28-day cycle. I'm a complete fvcktard and have a slightly different 2WOOFL to the rest of you.

Congrats to all the wins so far, best of luck to norf and un-MNy hugs to bugs

TWinklyLittleStar · 19/02/2013 15:51

The people in my office would find that hilarious frank. Do you work with real grown ups?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 15:36

Oh yes, I was watching the racing from Taunton earlier. There was a runner in the 2pm called FANJOS LUCK Grin

He finished 11th of 14 Hmm

I got some very funny looks in the office as I tried and failed to stifle my giggles Blush

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 19/02/2013 15:33

I think it might have been our Flick, Rie. looks for a cupboard to shove Flick in Don't go without saying how things are with you!!!!

Well done on the successful insertion Norf, I shall watch BBC & ITV news like a hawk.

Oh and muchly ROFLs @ "wrong hole" anecdotes

I think someone asked how many dpo I am. I'm 15 or 16 today.

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TWinklyLittleStar · 19/02/2013 15:29

Well done norf and the famous foot, fingers crossed for your Barry xx

EuroShagmore · 19/02/2013 15:22

Different holes but I was very conscious of the fact that after dtd, KFZK's contribution stays put until I relax the muscles to pee! Still, it all seemed to turn out alright.

Is 2 March 14 days after EC? That is when my test date was. I know some clinics leave it later.

Northey · 19/02/2013 14:59

Hahahahaha at your bizarre clenchy half wee. You nut. I did have to give myself a stern talking to about the fact that they are different holes. I definitely didn't force the wee though. Just let it fall through gravity.

Northey · 19/02/2013 14:58

Official Test Date is 2 March. The in laws are coming to lunch one day that weekend Hmm

EuroShagmore · 19/02/2013 14:57

Norf for the first few seconds I tried to do some bizarre half wee whilst clenching my fanjo. But by then the pressure was too much so I just gave into the bliss of the enormawee. I will look out for the Norf-foot on the news!

Northey · 19/02/2013 14:54

I feel all waaaaah! It's all been a bit much. And I am convinced it fell out anyway when I had my post transfer wee what do you MEAN it's not the same hole?

ITV were there too! Apparently the NICE guidelines have just changed to say ivf should be available on the NHS up to age 42. Plz all watch the news and cheer if you see a foot dangling from some stirrups in an open doorway...

EuroShagmore · 19/02/2013 14:49

norf the day after my ET as I was crushed onto the train, the scene from Grease where Rizzo thinks she's pg kept going through my head. I wanted someone to clear the way for me shouting "make way, make way, lady with a bundle of cells coming through". Of course instead I just suffered in silence and swore under my breath at all the people making me into a human sardine.

That's brilliant news about the embie. I hope some of the others make it to frosties! When is your OTD?

Eek at the BBC filming. Do you know what it was for?

frank if you get a line tomorrow, I will glue tassels on my incredibly hurty boobs in your honour.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 19/02/2013 14:45

Oh NORF!! X posts!

How do you feel, lovely?

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