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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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Northey · 13/02/2013 20:33

Huh? Is twink diffed?

TWinklyLittleStar · 13/02/2013 20:30

Glad to know I'm not just being highly dense, thank you all. faif I do shower btw! Some of the leftovers seem to hide 'inside' and I don't clean that thoroughly.

Is there a special term for early diffment menkulling? I feel like there ought to be. The 'men' part makes me think of menstruation. Pregulling? Diffuling?

Northey · 13/02/2013 20:24

Yayyyy for euro and Barry!

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 13/02/2013 20:11

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EuroShagmore · 13/02/2013 20:05

Twinks I always had trouble telling the two apart...

Bugs I've been cramping for the last couple of days. Let's menkul together.

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 13/02/2013 19:11

Yes that makes me :) Frank.

Not so much pre-sechs but post-sechs when we actually do it these days I quite miss telling FF we've done the sechs now Hmm

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 13/02/2013 19:05

Arf @ the thought of HWCA going at it while Twinks posts on MN Grin

It reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from Scrubs, when Dr Cox and Jordan are in bed and he suggests some sechs: "Do what you have to, just don't wake me!"

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JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 13/02/2013 19:04

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 13/02/2013 19:01

TWinks, um, yes and no. I tend to shower after the sechs (usually about a half hour after when TTC) so less likely to be leftover man juice but the key is...tmi?...you've got to have a good look at it! EWCM will stretch between your fingers without breaking, spaff will not.

Enguard!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 19:00

Ahem. I believe I can help here. Spaff evaporates. FFJ doesn't. Also, if you've a mind to, I think if you put spaff in water it disappears, whereas if you do it with FFJ, it holds its shape.

Fascinating stuff, no?

maamalady · 13/02/2013 19:00

I would get mixed up, Twinks, but I get next to no CM at all (EW or otherwise), so it's always just leftovers

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TWinklyLittleStar · 13/02/2013 18:52

Quick gross question - do you ever get mixed up trying to decide if pant snot is ewcm or, um, spaff that didn't come out earlier?

TWinklyLittleStar · 13/02/2013 18:48

Fanks euro, am just a bit shaken up.

No news here but HWCA is trying very hard to do Sechs, which is good, and I am still off booze and almost completely off caffeine and getting needled, so fingers crossed.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 13/02/2013 17:42

Nice to see things back to normal Grin

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 13/02/2013 17:18

Oh and slow twirling with progesterone-sore-nipples. No excitement on that they hurt every month...

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 13/02/2013 17:18

Gets nekkid, snogs rie, you still go me here, and while not ready for big guns I might well be turning of the lights.

Huge hurrah for EmBarrYo and the BFP. It only takes one for some

maamalady · 13/02/2013 17:11

(That's me being Dirty Harry. Does he count as an action hero?)

maamalady · 13/02/2013 17:11
ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 16:49
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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 13/02/2013 16:45
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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 16:44

PS blondie, I know you didn't mean it like that, don't worry xxx

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 13/02/2013 16:43

OK, sorry about the kisses

EuroShagmore · 13/02/2013 16:35

I LOVE Die Hard!

Twinks are you ok?

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