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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 11:28

Hang on in there BESHes and Barry's.

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EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 11:19

Oh no bugs! What stage are you at? How long before you could get an early scan? The worrying really doesn't end with a positive test, does it? :(

draf I love the idea of a BESH cicle of safety.

JustplainoldBuggerlugs · 14/02/2013 11:15

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 14/02/2013 11:14

well=hell in the above.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 14/02/2013 11:13

Jeee, work keeps getting in the way of being up to date here. I wanted to say "good luck" but will settle for well done norfy. Get the barry white on and we'll cross stuff for perfect embies tomorrow.

I have buzzwams, not quite of the faif standard, but ample all the same on offer, since both your hands seem to be taken euro. It does not need to mean anything but it is scary has well.

I vote for preggulling for the period bugs, jeff and euro go through. Although I never saw the connection with menstruation twinks. Btw at this rate I am getting convinced of IVF and might just go for it in the early summer. Not before our amazing trip away in five weeks though

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 11:04

Brown is better than red. Might just be things settling. Remember dor, blonde and I all had spotting and things were ok. Doesn't stop it being scary as though, I know. Mine settled down after a few hours.

maamalady · 14/02/2013 10:57

We are forming a circle of safety as if under shark attack. NO-ONE IS GETTING TO BARRY. One for all and all for Barry.

EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 10:55

Fanks. I know it's pretty common and might not mean anything, but it's still unsettling to see.

Just a little bit of brown spotting faif.

I hope it is just the result of emBarryo digging in.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 10:50

Which you will of course. Sorry.

Just sit tight then

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 10:49

What kind of spotting euro?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 10:49

Sit tight Euro.don't assume the worst xxx

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 10:48
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EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 10:47

Gah. I'm spotting.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 10:47

Surely the egglets are having "pure lurve" Wink

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 10:40

What kind of lurve are the eggs having? Barry White stylee or actively bringing them together? How many eggs will they put back in the basket? spoke to speak?!

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 10:35

Maybe Norf will have septuplets?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 10:28

7 eggs Shock &

Well done Norf Grin

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EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 10:24

Heh. Rie I had the same thought at the mention of bacon, eggs and spaff all in the same line!

EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 10:24

norfy sorry I didn't answer you before EC! I have been waking up super early the last few days (this morning was a record at 4.30am though Shock) so I crashed out and had an early night, but it is all over now! Seven eggs is brilliant. Now have a nice relaxing day and make sure you get pampered. Oh and welcome to the delights of Cyclogest...

Imagine how dissapointing it would be if your online beau sent you a picture of a massive one and he turned out to have teeny weeny. And ARGH at someone's mum passing round a picture of a massive dong. An aquaintance did it at the pub once when she was hammered (bloody hell, it was MASSIVE - and he was a personal trainer and bloody fit) and that was bad enough, but at least she wasn't someone's mum.

Twink I know that feeling - the hangover without the drinking first. I get loads of those and never feel right until mid afternoon!

The Oscar story is incredibly sad. Although I shoot for sport and have licence to keep guns at home, I am glad that it is pretty highly regulated here and that licensed weapons have to be kept locked away, and the ammo in a separate lockable case, both bolted in, etc.Police can inspect any time to make sure the guns are kept as they should be, etc. Having guns readily available to the general public is just not a good thing.

I'm feeling ok today but woke stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep - it's been getting earlier and earlier the past few days, so I am a bit groggy. I have a dull ache in my womble region, which I hope is embarryo digging in for the long haul. Still terrified, but it is starting to seem slightly more real now.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 10:16

That would have been funnier if the damn phone had kept spaff as spaff and not changed it to staff.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 10:15

AIBU to read all sorts of things into the bacon roll comment? Bacon and egg roll with a good dollop of staff? Yummy!

Well done my luffly. Seven whole eggs!

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 10:04

Well done Norf! :)

Northey · 14/02/2013 09:54

All done. Seven eggses and a good splurge of spaff. Off for a bacon roll now. Yum.

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 09:18

That's just Shock. I'm a bit Hmm about it all although last night I didn't hear MSB get up last night and then heard him moving round and went to say to him, Quick, get up, what's that noise?. It was him! But in a culture where they shoot first, ask questions later, it's a tragic situation. That poor woman.

Good luck Norf! Buzzwams are here any time :)

How are the early differs doing?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 14/02/2013 09:04

Another thing which makes me grateful I live here despite the state of the country, the government, the weather etc etc.

I'd rather put up with rain than have guns in the house and 18,000 homicides a year.