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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 04/02/2013 17:58

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids Wink

Cover me, I'm going in!

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TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 22:13

If I ever get diffed with twins I will tell everyone with a deadpan face that I want to call them Kyle and Jeremy if they are boys.

Congrats to your cousin dor!

FriendofDorothy · 14/02/2013 21:47

My cousin has just announced they have had twins - a boy and a girl - and it's an IVF win. I have to say the girls name is dreadful and is so chavtastic I am sure she will end up on Jeremy Kyle!

TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 20:55

faif we Did Sechs on Sunday and yesterday. For us that is practically like first-flush can't keep hands to selves-ness.

TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 20:53

Sending good thoughts to them.

This fred appears to have merged into an action hero - penguin hybrid. To bridge the gap, can I suggest

Northey · 14/02/2013 20:53

Perhaps you have such powerful inner lady muscles that it takes longer for your ewcm to descend, fifi.

EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 20:50

Quality, not quantity, Norf. IOTO (which is good, cos that's the only number I'm going to get going au naturel).

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 20:50

I didn't see any EWCM until CD12 but according to my scan I conceived on CD11 twinks. Are you having the sechs?

To repeat - IOTO Norf! :)

How are things euro?

Northey · 14/02/2013 20:48

Plopped in a spaff pond, twink, like penguins in a penguin pool.

TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 20:41

Well done on good ovaries cap'n by the way.

And my spaff-or-ewcm dilemma has been answered, deffo ewcm, but very negative opk.

TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 20:40

IOTO norf. Did they plop the eggs in a spaff pond or are they fertilising directly?

jeffers symptoms mean nuffink. Remember some women are diffed for months before they notice.

JethroTull · 14/02/2013 20:27

All 4 were mature, 3 fertilised. 1 didn't get any further than 4 cells. 2 got to 8 but 1 was abnormal (which were told to expect due to SSG's chromosome issues) but one determined little embryo made it.

Saying all of that I've got no bloody symptoms.

DolomitesDonkey · 14/02/2013 20:25

I'm so sorry buggs

Northey · 14/02/2013 20:11

What happened to your again, jeff? Was it two fertilised and then one died and one survived?

Northey · 14/02/2013 20:10

Oh please let them be fertilising nicely overnight.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 20:04

IOTO Norf, IOTO.

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JethroTull · 14/02/2013 20:03

North I got 4. IOTO.

Northey · 14/02/2013 20:02

I am busy googling how many eggs people normally get, and feeling a bit depressed about my 7, having read lots of stories of people getting 12. Maybe I will distract myself with Frankel.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 19:55

If anyone is bored, Radio 5 are doing a Frankel special between 7.30 and 9pm tonight Grin

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captainmoll · 14/02/2013 18:43

Love to you bugs.

(Ps Finally got a response from my consultant - lump is harmless fibroid, both ovaries are good, am on waiting list for lap & dye to check tubes)

KatAndKit · 14/02/2013 18:34

Oh Bugs I am so so sorry it has turned out like this. What a pile of bollocks.

Do go and see the doctors. I doubt either clomid or ivf will be the answer as they are generally the way forward for people who can't conceive in the first instance. IVF pregnancies are equally likely to end in miscarriage as spontaneous ones. Find out exactly what they have tested you for and what the results were. Have you been tested for Antiphospholipid syndrome? This is what I have by the way. Like you I conceived within a normal window of time and then had first trimester losses. Also go and take a look at the recurrent MC thread and find out what private tests people have had that aren't available on the NHS - there are certain treatments involving steroids during the first trimester and I know of people from a different MN quiche who have had success with this method after being seen by a MC specialist in London. What is the treatment for PCOS? Perhaps there is something that could help.

But anyway, it is very very shitty for you and you must feel terrible. Lick your wounds first and look into the way forward later.

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 14/02/2013 18:14

^^ What everyone else said x 1,000,000
Sad

Thinking of you Bugs

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HavingALittleFaithBaby · 14/02/2013 18:11

Oh bugs. I saw from t'other place, you absolutely need chocolate right now. It's totally shit and unfair.

Northey · 14/02/2013 18:03

It's just not fair that you should have to go through this for a third time :(

EuroShagmore · 14/02/2013 17:54

bugs thinking of you. This is just shit. There are no words.

TWinklyLittleStar · 14/02/2013 17:47

Oh bugs, I'm so sorry this is happening. Make sure you are kind to yourself over the coming days (((hugs)))

Penguins are awesome. I saw some at an aquarium in Norway. They were all playing together, then all at once, as if someone had rung the bell for the end of playtime, they got out of the water and waddled back into their little penguin huts.

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